Stewie vs Cartman

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-06-04 11:15am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:

He was saying that you are likely to die from watching one of Adam Sandler's movies, and implying that they're horrible pieces of crap.

Ahhh...right.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-04 11:43am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
The Kernel wrote:
Durandal wrote:Have you watched Adam Sandler's movies?
Sure a few of them. Big Daddy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and of course Punch-Drunk Love (not really an Adam Sandler movie). The only person I remember dying was Chubs from Happy Gilmore, and he fell out of a window. How are any of these plots supposed to give Cartman insight into how to creatively dispose of Stewie?

He was saying that you are likely to die from watching one of Adam Sandler's movies, and implying that they're horrible pieces of crap.

Give the man a cigar.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-06-04 11:49am

Durandal wrote:Give the man a cigar.

*takes cigar*

You know, you could likely be arrested for this, me being 15 and all.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-06-04 12:01pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Durandal wrote:Give the man a cigar.
*takes cigar*

You know, you could likely be arrested for this, me being 15 and all.

You think anyone gives a shit? They don't over here in Florida...then again, the South loves tobacco...

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-06-04 12:45pm

Xenophobe3691 wrote:
Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Durandal wrote:Give the man a cigar.
*takes cigar*

You know, you could likely be arrested for this, me being 15 and all.
You think anyone gives a shit? They don't over here in Florida...then again, the South loves tobacco...

I would never have guessed, suh.

(I kid, I kid!)

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2004-06-04 01:07pm

Most definitely Stewie would win. Stewie is often foiled by plain bad luck. Such as when he almost killed Louis but Death was not working thanks to Peter.. or foiled just by character shielding, Louis. Because otherwise Stewie is quite an apt little villain and has been responsible for a few deaths and frozen carbonite. I just think he actually loves his family

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-06-04 01:18pm

Of course Cartman almost won a second civil war, started the Fourht Riech, and has a number of times lead a mob of duped followers. Not to mention tricked Scott Tenorman into eating his parents and making millions worldwide crap themselves to death via the brown noise.

Cartman is a ruthless, evil, conviving little bastard and I wouldn't underestimate him.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-06-04 01:33pm

Stormbringer wrote:Of course Cartman almost won a second civil war, started the Fourht Riech, and has a number of times lead a mob of duped followers. Not to mention tricked Scott Tenorman into eating his parents and making millions worldwide crap themselves to death via the brown noise.

Cartman is a ruthless, evil, conviving little bastard and I wouldn't underestimate him.

Yes, but look at how he treats 3rd graders. Do you really think he would see a one year old as a serious threat?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-06-04 02:30pm

If worse comes to worse, Cartman can get the V-Chip installed in him again and then evoke the name of Barbara Striessand. If it can kick the ass of undead Saddam Huessin, it's bound to ruin Stewies shit.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-06-04 02:31pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Of course Cartman almost won a second civil war, started the Fourht Riech, and has a number of times lead a mob of duped followers. Not to mention tricked Scott Tenorman into eating his parents and making millions worldwide crap themselves to death via the brown noise.

Cartman is a ruthless, evil, conviving little bastard and I wouldn't underestimate him.
Yes, but look at how he treats 3rd graders. Do you really think he would see a one year old as a serious threat?

Well for once he probably would join Kyle in playing "Kicck the Baby" if Stewie got Cartman pissed off enough.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-06-04 03:07pm

Whats the authoriteh level off Cartman?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-04 03:38pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Durandal wrote:Give the man a cigar.
*takes cigar*

You know, you could likely be arrested for this, me being 15 and all.

Doubtful. Most state laws on tobacco only prohibit minors from buying cigars and cigarettes. You can smoke all you want.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2004-06-04 03:40pm

JME2 wrote: Well for once he probably would join Kyle in playing "Kicck the Baby" if Stewie got Cartman pissed off enough.

When the baby's sown the pitch with landmines?

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-06-04 03:50pm

Vendetta wrote:
JME2 wrote: Well for once he probably would join Kyle in playing "Kick the Baby" if Stewie got Cartman pissed off enough.
When the baby's sown the pitch with landmines?

Heh. Didn't think of that one.

aten_vs_ra · Post by **aten_vs_ra** » 2004-06-04 04:05pm

Whatever happens, rest assured that it will be a cluster fuck of biblical proportions.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-06-04 04:45pm

Vendetta wrote:
JME2 wrote: Well for once he probably would join Kyle in playing "Kicck the Baby" if Stewie got Cartman pissed off enough.
When the baby's sown the pitch with landmines?

But Kenny will probably go in first clearing a path with his dead body.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-06-04 04:52pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Vendetta wrote:
JME2 wrote: Well for once he probably would join Kyle in playing "Kicck the Baby" if Stewie got Cartman pissed off enough.
When the baby's sown the pitch with landmines?
But Kenny will probably go in first clearing a path with his dead body.

Hahahah!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-04 07:15pm

Stormbringer wrote:Of course Cartman almost won a second civil war, started the Fourht Riech, and has a number of times lead a mob of duped followers. Not to mention tricked Scott Tenorman into eating his parents and making millions worldwide crap themselves to death via the brown noise.

Cartman is a ruthless, evil, conviving little bastard and I wouldn't underestimate him.

I don't know, Cartman's Fourth Reich was halted by a lunatic spraying fartsy dung on him. Stewie considered scrubbing an enormously bloated Peter's underside merely a time consuming annoyance.
I think Stewie has more of a stomach for this sort of thing.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-06-04 08:19pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I don't know, Cartman's Fourth Reich was halted by a lunatic spraying fartsy dung on him. Stewie considered scrubbing an enormously bloated Peter's underside merely a time consuming annoyance.
I think Stewie has more of a stomach for this sort of thing.

But it wasn't just any lunatic spraying fartsy dung on him... it was Mel Gibson!

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-06-04 10:23pm

A Fourth Reich, a Second Civil War, Scott Tenorman eating his parents, and victories over both Osama bin Laden and an undead Saddam Hussein. You can't argue with results. Stewie is going down.