ASVS

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-28 02:09pm

To this day, ASVS' occupation has been almost total and absolute. The Pro-Wars side's defense is swift, terrible and merciless. It's gotten to the point that there are barely ever any massive vs. threads, anymore. Occasionally, Boyd will show up and him and I will argue for weeks on end about Christianity, but the group has been very quiet recently.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 02:14pm

of course our last Two Tgods came down to waiting for Greg and Marina to actually post something..................................................

Then we decend on them like ravenoous wolves, and go running like whipped chiwawas.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-10-28 02:49pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:of course our last Two Tgods came down to waiting for Greg and Marina to actually post something.........................................

How fucking true. And now that the Alliance has annihilated Marina completely
in the latest STGOD, it comes down to Greg trying to save her pathetic ass
by powergaming as Sauron...

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-10-28 03:38pm

verilon wrote:What is it?

As they've all said, it's a newsgroup. The way for a newsgroup neophyte to access it is http://groups.google.com Search for "alt.startrek.vs.starwars" You may want to get an actual newsreade, because Google takes up to nine hours to show new posts.

Lots of ASVS denizens frequent this board, including myself.

And it's not a very friendly place, as has been said before.

And have I contributed anything meaningful to this thread . . . no. Oh yeah, if you're gonna check out ASVS, check out it's fanfiction archive, http://www.daltonator.net/fanfics and the FUQ, http://www.daltonator.net/fuq

I don't have anything to do with these sites, by the way . . . except I have fanfiction and quotes.

Cheers!

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Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-28 03:42pm

I've been lurking at ASVS for about a month now. I haven't posted mainly because I get lost easily. Is there a FAQ for ASVS somewhere that explains what all the tags and shit mean?

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-28 03:58pm

MKSheppard wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:of course our last Two Tgods came down to waiting for Greg and Marina to actually post something.........................................
How fucking true. And now that the Alliance has annihilated Marina completely
in the latest STGOD, it comes down to Greg trying to save her pathetic ass
by powergaming as Sauron...

How many times does this shit need to be explained to you Mark:

1) While I have generally placed my forces in opposition to Marina's I do not accept your unviersal declaration writing her out.

2) You are NOT a moderator of the STGOD and thus you cannot write people out of it without their approval. THAT is the definition of powergaming.

3) Furthermore power gaming with Sauron (which I did NOT do) would have involved the complete destruction of the Reich and returning it to a state of pimeval goo in fields of waste. That is powergaming. What I did was give you a slap on the wrist (or perhaps a slap to your face) to get you to wake up and realize that you CAN NOT eliminate people in a STGOD unilaterally.

4) As to Sauron I established from the first that Wilkens (the character) was the lieutenant of the Dark Lord and that he would be the only person I used in this STGOD. What I did do was take something simple yet effective and used it to punish you for presuming to be stronger than the powers that be. Wilkens himself was the one who concocted the brew and disseminated it amongst the Reich...deal with it. Were Sauron to come into your realm Fuhrer Shepard would be dead within seconds, his balls the only thing supotring his swing from a flagpole.

5) Stop bitching that I killed a couple million citizens, you still got to crush Marina and you've got millions more to spare.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-28 04:06pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I've been lurking at ASVS for about a month now. I haven't posted mainly because I get lost easily. Is there a FAQ for ASVS somewhere that explains what all the tags and shit mean?

The tags are really unneccessary but http://www.asvs.org shoudl answer most questions anyone else has about the groups. Nonethelss here's a real quick guide:

[TECH] Deals with technical aspects, everything from hyperrives and warp cores to replicators and clothing
[CANON] A recent development related to DS's continuing attacks on the canon policy
[OT] Off-topic, most people don't bother to use it as half our stuff is OT these days
[VS] Versus thread: set up a situation and fight it out
[RFD] This is a thread to debate proposed changes to the FAQ/ Rules and Regulations
[VOTE] Voting thread/announcement for changes to the R&R
[WEB] Web-links, usually OT but not neccessarily
[HUMOR] Self explanatory
[FF] Form Flame thread, usually the person being flamed is noted
[TROLL] Troll reports
[NEWS] Self explanatory

now the fun ones:

[TGOD] The Good Old Days, thread where you viciously torture and "kill" other characters/posters/anyone.

[STGOD] Structured TGOD. A tgod thread that ends up being a massive story that is moderated to keep people from powergaming. most "players" control empires of various sizes and wage interstellar war

[STGOD-i] STGOD Information thread, used to keep people up to date for changes in your empire

[DTGOD] Diplomatic TGOD: Try to out leverage your adversaries to gain critical "territoy" or creat alliances and treaties that affect the STGOD.

[RTGOD] Race-TGOD, another odd type of TGOD that involves 21st century tech levels and fun stuff like Los Angles-class subs flying in space.

[GTGOD] Grand Theft Auto- TGOD. Another special TGOD set in the GTA3 world for your killing spree fun.

[STGOD][MOD] Thread that only Phong can start, he is the moderator. Usually this is used to change the structure of the STGOD universe.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-28 04:13pm

Thanks Commander. Still not sure if I'll ever be brave enough to post.

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2002-10-28 04:16pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I've been lurking at ASVS for about a month now. I haven't posted mainly because I get lost easily. Is there a FAQ for ASVS somewhere that explains what all the tags and shit mean?

The FAQ is currently enshrined under heavy guard at the unreachable summit of Mount Asskick but a copy of it may be viewed here:
http://www.sfdebris.com/faq.html

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 04:25pm

I thought Boyd stole the FAQ, or was that just the lost arc of the FAQ?

BTW who has the Holy Grail, the Spear of Destiny and Does Dalton still have the Trollanomicon hidden away from the forces of Darkness?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-28 04:45pm

I thought Boyd stole the FAQ, or was that just the lost arc of the FAQ?

No, Boyd stole the Mallet of Doom, if I remember correctly.

Speaking of Mount Asskick, anyone know where Kynes is? I was a new El Boydo chapter, dammit! :)

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-28 05:13pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I've been lurking at ASVS for about a month now. I haven't posted mainly because I get lost easily. Is there a FAQ for ASVS somewhere that explains what all the tags and shit mean?

http://www.asvs.org

It's the group FAQ. Something worth reading before you try and wade in.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-10-28 05:19pm

Durandal wrote:No, Boyd stole the Mallet of Doom, if I remember correctly.

Speaking of Mount Asskick, anyone know where Kynes is? I was a new El Boydo chapter, dammit!

Last time I spoke to Kynes, he was waiting on new components for his computer. He pops onto MSN every once in a while.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-28 05:29pm

Darth Wong wrote: It was during those dark days that a few intrepid flame warriors such as Lord Poe and myself waged the fierce battles of old, slaying the greatest of the trolls, scattering their minions, and forcing them to retreat to their underground lair.

Also know has spacebattles.com?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-28 07:09pm

Last time I spoke to Kynes, he was waiting on new components for his computer. He pops onto MSN every once in a while.

Yeah, I see him pop on AIM every so often. How long has his machine been giving him problems?

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2002-10-28 07:12pm

http://daltonator.net/fanfics/noframe.html is a good place to start.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-28 08:11pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:I thought Boyd stole the FAQ, or was that just the lost arc of the FAQ?

BTW who has the Holy Grail, the Spear of Destiny and Does Dalton still have the Trollanomicon hidden away from the forces of Darkness?

Boyd did steal the FAQ, in the CW timeline.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 08:39pm

That's what I thought

of course in the CW universe Dalton has the Trollanomicon (The black book for summoning the Elder Trolls, made from the eyelidskins of those who ripped thier eyes after seeing T.J.'s posts, the NRWD, and Janeway's Suprise) locked up somewhere in Library Space.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2002-10-28 08:53pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Thanks Commander. Still not sure if I'll ever be brave enough to post.

Post! Post!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-28 08:59pm

Beowulf wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Thanks Commander. Still not sure if I'll ever be brave enough to post.
Post! Post!

Why? WHy?

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-28 09:04pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Thanks Commander. Still not sure if I'll ever be brave enough to post.

You ought to, we need females to help Raven and Marina feel less lonely (especially with Mark on a crusade against Marina). Seriously I think you'd enjoy it, though adjusting can take a while we tend to be forgiving to those who are pro-logic and anti-troll

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 09:05pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Thanks Commander. Still not sure if I'll ever be brave enough to post.
Post! Post!
Why? WHy?

(vioce=fratboy chant)
*all the ASVS denizense surround Kelly crying*
Post, post, post, post, post
(/fratboy chant)

just remember ASVS is the path to the darkside, once you post, forver will it dominate your life.....

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-28 09:14pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Beowulf wrote: Post! Post!
Why? WHy?
(vioce=fratboy chant)
*all the ASVS denizense surround Kelly crying*
Post, post, post, post, post
(/fratboy chant)

just remember ASVS is the path to the darkside, once you post, forver will it dominate your life.....

Look at Mike, even though he keeps saying he's gone away he comes back. Look at Boyd, it would take me at least three hands to count the number of times he has "left for good." Even LT HIT-MAN had suppossedly left us and he returned.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-28 09:18pm

Look at me, Look at Shep (I left for good, at least three times in two years)

ASVS is a "Hotel Califonia"

It's like getting caught between the Event horizons of a singularity and a Pulsar.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-28 09:21pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Look at me, Look at Shep (I left for good, at least three times in two years)

ASVS is a "Hotel Califonia"

It's like getting caught between the Event horizons of a singularity and a Pulsar.

Hell its just like being at the event horizon period: space and time seem to distort and you really don't know how long you've been there or why you keep coming back.

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