Strangest place you have found a sleeping drunk friend.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-06-07 07:21pm

I knew a guy who shit in his kitchen sink when drunk. His roommate was REALLY pissed off.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-06-07 07:21pm

Lord Pounder wrote:In my wardrobe.

Don't ask.

I did that once.

But I wasn't drunk.

And I was 2.

OK, not much of a story.

On the day of my A level results, I woke up in bed with my best friend's mother. Does that count?

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-06-08 02:48am

HemlockGrey wrote:Note to self: Never touch alcohol, ever.

It's not so bad. You need to get REALLY piss stinking drunk to do stuff like this.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-06-08 02:49am

The dog kennel.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-08 03:40am

On the floor of a toilet stall at the bar. There was generally anywhere from 1/8 to 1/4 an inch of mystery liquid on this floor, too.
Eh, it was that kind of bar.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-08 06:46am

i found a friend passed out 'cuddling' an overturned beer keg in my yard.
Also, i slept underneath a canoe in a pile of leaves once. Goldschlager is evil, evil suff people... and i haven't touched it since, Damn those silly Swiss bastards for making that shit.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-06-08 07:37am

I found a naked girl passed out in my hot tub after a particularly crazy New Years party. I had no idea who she was, but rather then let her drown I dragged her into my house and put her in a bed. It's worth noting that she was so drunk that she was out cold the whole time and she couldn't even be bothered to turn over into a bucket to puke deciding to instead hurl right on the bed covers.

The fucked up thing was that in the morning she had taken off along with some of my clothes except that she decided to be nice enough to leave behind her vomit stains on my blankets. I finally found her original clothes (someone had shoved them into my hamper) but since she had been such a bitch, I saw no reason to return her clothes or her wallet that I found in them to her. Funny thing is, I still have the wallet...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-08 08:49am

The Kernel wrote: Funny thing is, I still have the wallet...

did you buy some now sheets with her money?

cuz other people's puke stains = teh nasty

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2004-06-08 05:12pm

I once fell asleep in a Rock night club. Perched on a bar stool. In front of a 10ft amp pounding out some death metal stuff. its amazing I didn't fall off and break my neck.

I think I passed out in a bush when I was 17, that was after I had my 6 form ball and I prompty go hit by a car on my way home.

Ahhhhhh....sweet memories. Liverpool, how I miss thee...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-06-08 05:20pm

Sleeping on the trampoline above the pool filled with water.

Lucky thing I didn’t drown, moonshine and lack of judgement don't mix. I was 19 at the time...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-06-08 05:44pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:i found a friend passed out 'cuddling' an overturned beer keg in my yard.
Also, i slept underneath a canoe in a pile of leaves once. Goldschlager is evil, evil suff people... and i haven't touched it since, Damn those silly Swiss bastards for making that shit.

You can't get the original 107 proof stuff anymore, it's weakened down to 87, IIRC; not nearly as dangerous.

Marksist · Post by **Marksist** » 2004-06-08 06:08pm

I didn't find him but i know a fellow student who rather than going home after a night drinking, went to the uni and slept outside (or maybe inside, i can't remember exactly) the lecture theatre where his morning lecture was going to take place

HAH! That's actually a really good idea. I mean if you are gonna pass out somewhere, might as well be there, so you don't miss class.. HAH thats great.

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-06-08 06:49pm

Had a floormate in Uni pass out in a dumpster. Apparently he had been chasing a racoon at the time.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-06-08 08:11pm

Col. Crackpot wrote: did you buy some now sheets with her money? cuz other people's puke stains = teh nasty

She only had twenty bucks in the wallet which I used to dry clean the blanket. It seemed fair enough.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-09 07:32am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:i found a friend passed out 'cuddling' an overturned beer keg in my yard.
Also, i slept underneath a canoe in a pile of leaves once. Goldschlager is evil, evil suff people... and i haven't touched it since, Damn those silly Swiss bastards for making that shit.
You can't get the original 107 proof stuff anymore, it's weakened down to 87, IIRC; not nearly as dangerous.

No kidding? When did they do that? The last time i had Goldschlager it was indeed flammable. i know this because i set the beach on fire. (1995 IIRC)

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-06-09 08:47am

Crown wrote:The dog kennel.

Where did the dog sleep?

SecondStorm · Post by **SecondStorm** » 2004-06-09 09:08am

A detention cell.