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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Straha The Stoner wrote: oi he must be a BIGspammer/troublemaker to warrant the shocked reactions of other posters.
Nah, more like a little bug that I keep squashing for sport and somehow manages to still be alive. :P
heres a hint for squashing a bugf down to nothing flat: use a hammer made of the material a nuetron star is made out of. That should help squash him down for good. :twisted:
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Darth_Zod wrote: you mean profiles that were put in by accident but never activated? wait til an admin goes through cleaning again i guess. Users can't delete their own accounts.
No, I mean profiles created by stupid buggers like me trying to find out how the board handles double user names :oops: :oops:
As the board asks me which profile I'd like to use, so I very much fear they ARE alive...
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'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote: you mean profiles that were put in by accident but never activated? wait til an admin goes through cleaning again i guess. Users can't delete their own accounts.
No, I mean profiles created by stupid buggers like me trying to find out how the board handles double user names :oops: :oops:
As the board asks me which profile I'd like to use, so I very much fear they ARE alive...
relax you're safe till the extra profiles come for you in the night and take you over :twisted:
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Batman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote: you mean profiles that were put in by accident but never activated? wait til an admin goes through cleaning again i guess. Users can't delete their own accounts.
No, I mean profiles created by stupid buggers like me trying to find out how the board handles double user names :oops: :oops:
As the board asks me which profile I'd like to use, so I very much fear they ARE alive...
that's bloody odd. . . .PM an admin about it i guess then?
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Straha The Stoner wrote: relax you're safe till the extra profiles come for you in the night and take you over :twisted:
Bah. I'm the Batman. I took down Superman, I can handle a few measly profiles :P

The exrea step during logon I don't mind-it's my own damn fault anyway-I just don't want to have caused useless data garbage for the board.
The straw that breaks the camle's back and all that...

You don't know this place-if there's any board troubles because of this, you'll get to participate in the world's First Virtual Stoning :?

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'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Darth_Zod wrote: that's bloody odd. . . .PM an admin about it i guess then?
Yeah, right, he's already looking like a fool so point out the bloody obvious :P
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote: You don't know this place-if there's any board troubles because of this, you'll get to participate in the world's First Virtual Stoning :?

Incidentally, I see our MCM* are working :P



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why am I going to get the virtual stoning? my name is stoner in the sense of smoking pot not getting hit by stones...
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Straha The Stoner wrote: why am I going to get the virtual stoning? my name is stoner in the sense of smoking pot not getting hit by stones...
Nobody's talking about YOU getting stoned...
I can already see the stoning sequence from 'Life of Brian'


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'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote:
Straha The Stoner wrote: why am I going to get the virtual stoning? my name is stoner in the sense of smoking pot not getting hit by stones...
Nobody's talking about YOU getting stoned...
I can already see the stoning sequence from 'Life of Brian'


:P
but whose going to get stoned? Yeah i've seen that movie it was funny.
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I can already see the stoning sequence from 'Life of Brian'
Are there any women here?

YES, I mean no, no, no...
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Straha The Stoner wrote: but whose going to get stoned? Yeah i've seen that movie it was funny.
ME, you dunderhead, for creating the one more profile this board couldn't handle...
I see DocHorror st least got the idea :wink:

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'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Who let Straha play with the cloning machine? :?
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Batman wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote: that's bloody odd. . . .PM an admin about it i guess then?
Yeah, right, he's already looking like a fool so point out the bloody obvious :P
*reads the post* you said it, not me. ;)
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Straha The Stoner wrote:well I'm also new here....
Yay a noob/sockpuppet.
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Straha The Stoner wrote:well I'm also new here....
Good, now you might wish to read the Board FAQ for your enlightenment.


Anyway, welcome to the wretched hive of scum and villiany that is Stardestroyer.net.
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Montcalm wrote:Who let Straha play with the cloning machine? :?
Well, considering how many people want to render him incapable of reproducing by other means...
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Metrion Cascade wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Who let Straha play with the cloning machine? :?
Well, considering how many people want to render him incapable of reproducing by other means...
Hehehe. Should be explain to this Straha about the castration clause that follows his name around? :D

Hallo there, Straha #2. I wonder if you shall become "Straha the Censored" due to your username which refers to illegal activity of which we are not permitted to discuss on the board? Hmmm... Only time will tell, I suppose.
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Shall you be castrated as well Straha #2?
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Aie! Horreur! Castrate Straha the Censored!
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explain this castration clause to me
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Straha The Stoner wrote:explain this castration clause to me
Well, you see, someone takes a sharp blade and... :twisted:
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Straha The Stoner wrote:explain this castration clause to me
Due to Straha's incessant polling, most polls on SDnet these days (his included) are now given an option to "Castrate Straha" along with the normal poll options (like who are you going to vote for, or what's your favorite Trek series). Castrate as in deny him the ability to make new polls.
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well do'nt deny me the ability to use polls i might want to use it sometime! And besides give me the benefit of the doubt...
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Straha The Stoner wrote: oi he must be a BIGspammer/troublemaker to warrant the shocked reactions of other posters.
Nah, more like a little bug that I keep squashing for sport and somehow manages to still be alive. :P

BECAUSE THAT'S MY GOD DAMNED TOE YOU MORON!


That being said, welcome. Er... Kinda awkward really... Are we long lost familly or something?

Do you like Spam?

er...

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Castration will also remove your ability to do other things- which you may or may not need one day :D . Welcome to SD.net.
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