New Titles

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:47am

Crown wrote:I mean that I have worked hard for my post count, as have the people that have recieved titles (for both good and bad reasons). My aim has always been to reach Jedi Master first, and then maybe as for some kind of title... You know what I mean?

Works for me. That's the general idea I've been promoting.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 12:49am

Durandal wrote:
*Wrestles Damien's car keys away from him* No more beer for this man!!!
*Begins crying like a little girl*

Fuckjoo alllllllzzzz! I coul shhhooo dwiv a--

*Collapses into a drunken heap*

(sighs) *Pockets the keys and drags Damien over to an old couch where he can sleep it off*

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2002-10-31 12:52am

--What is the chance I can get my title deleted? I may not post much here, but I do have grad. school to worry about. In addition, it would appear I'm the only one going to DC to fight for what many around here say they support. If that is not enough I'm willing to negotiate doing some task worth while for SD.net.

*Watchs Darth Wong lay Damien on the couch* Huh, why didn't I think of that when my friend passed out and landed face first in the dirt? *Wonders if drunken stpidity is a sufficient excuss...*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-31 12:57am

I don't really get what you're asking.

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2002-10-31 01:03am

--My title is currently Youngling (as if I'm some kid who needs to be schoolled). Since I don't chat my title is not likely to change very soon either. In fact, I prefer my posts to create the view people have of me. Therefore, I would like to have my title removed, deleted, wiped, etc. ....

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-31 01:05am

Nova Andromeda wrote:--My title is currently Youngling (as if I'm some kid who needs to be schoolled). Since I don't chat my title is not likely to change very soon either. In fact, I prefer my posts to create the view people have of me.

Sorry, but that's the way the board works. Ranks are based on post-count unless you are given some special rank for some reason. And while I wish you luck in your trip to DC, I can't go giving out ranks to people with less than a hundred posts, or I'll be simply deluged with custom title requests. I generally figure someone should be a Jedi Council Member before they ask, unless there's some special circumstance (eg- they're mods, or ASVS old-timers, or I know them from some other circumstance).

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-31 01:06am

Nova Andromeda wrote:--My title is currently Youngling (as if I'm some kid who needs to be schoolled). Since I don't chat my title is not likely to change very soon either. In fact, I prefer my posts to create the view people have of me. Therefore, I would like to have my title removed, deleted, wiped, etc. ....

We all had to have the title. And just not liking its not reason enough to change it.

If you're really desperate, join the Brotherhood of the Monkey

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2002-10-31 01:09am

--Join the Brotherhood of the Monkey! You have got to be kidding me! Darth Wong's consideration of my request is more than sufficient and he has a good reason for not modifying my title to boot.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-31 01:11am

Yay! I am now...

A custom titled person!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-31 01:14am

Nova Andromeda wrote:--Join the Brotherhood of the Monkey! You have got to be kidding me! Darth Wong's consideration of my request is more than sufficient and he has a good reason for not modifying my title to boot.

Just trying to help. But look on the bright side, you'll be a Padawan in a few more posts.

Nova Andromeda · Post by **Nova Andromeda** » 2002-10-31 01:15am

--"... while I wish you luck in your trip to DC ..."
-I would have preferred input on the Washington March and/or atheist organization in general, but I'll take what I can get....

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-10-31 01:17am

Hey Spanky. Just think. If Mr. Wong keeps giving the prominent posters of the boards custom titles, posters like US will actually be different with our Jedi Master and later Jedi Council titles. heh

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-31 01:28am

I've already had mine picked out for months.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-10-31 01:48am

Since SOMEONE stole that which was clearly my idea(The Evil Warsie Asshole title), I will simply await Lord Wong's attention so I may become the Official Amateur Genius.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-31 02:29am

Is there anything above Jedi Council Member? I know nothing's listed but let's say someone gets a huge postcount eventually and still doesn't have a custom title. Would that person still be Jedi Council Member?

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2002-10-31 07:13am

**walks in with trash bags and pushbroom**

Um..u'all finished in here yet. Damn party goers trailing beer cans and potato chip crumbs everywhere. Youngsters have no respect anymore....**grumble grumble** look at this! whiped cream! KY Jelly!?! What the hell kind of party was this.

**starts to clean up mess**

Dargos · Post by **Dargos** » 2002-10-31 07:19am

*shakes Damien* Hey you!! Wake up!! what do you think this is the Holiday Inn. Go sleep it off somewhere else. *sigh* Hows a guy supposed to get any work done around here.....whats this...GAWD!!.. Edible Pantys on the couch..with bite marks..wonder who these were? Oh well *mumble grumble*
*pockets pantys and contiues to push his broom*

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-10-31 07:32am

One day ... I'm going to be one of them .... once I become a Jedi Council Member ... the custom title will be mine .... oh yes, it will be mine. If I can distinguish myself in some way ...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-31 07:33am

Vympel wrote:One day ... I'm going to be one of them .... once I become a Jedi Council Member ... the custom title will be mine .... oh yes, it will be mine. If I can distinguish myself in some way ...

Howabout Fundie Freedom FIghetr?

lol /jk

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-10-31 08:39am

Darth Wong wrote:*Wrestles Damien's car keys away from him* No more beer for this man!!!

*Takes Damien to his car and puts him in the drivers seat and hotwires his car*
Have a nice ride... hehe, hehehehe.... BWAHAHAHAHA!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-31 08:54am

*Takes Damien to his car and puts him in the drivers seat and hotwires his car*
Have a nice ride... hehe, hehehehe.... BWAHAHAHAHA

*Watchs the Car get three feet down the street and sputter out

One should always check to make sure one has a full tank of gas

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-10-31 08:55am

Mr Bean wrote:*Watchs the Car get three feet down the street and sputter out

One should always check to make sure one has a full tank of gas

Oh fuck
*takes out Quake 3 style rocket launcher and blows the car up*

Now fuck off and let me laugh in peace!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-10-31 09:13am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:*Watchs the Car get three feet down the street and sputter out

One should always check to make sure one has a full tank of gas
Oh fuck
*takes out Quake 3 style rocket launcher and blows the car up*

Now fuck off and let me laugh in peace!

*takes out Quake 3 Railgun and starts taking random potshots at Divine...*
Hey Rail beats Rocket... most of the time... *ducks a particularly close rocket aimed at head* Hmm I wonder when Wong'll whip out a BFG and blast us... CONGRATZ ON THE CUSTOM TITLES!!! Lata and *dodges another rocket aimed at crotch* Happy Fragging! *lines up Divine's crotch in the crosshair, squeezes the trigger, and puts the lightspeed uranium where it counts!* <SPLAT!!!> See how you like that!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-31 12:23pm

*Wakes up next morning*

Hey, what'd you guys do to Mike's car? :)

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-31 12:24pm

Hey, what'd you guys do to Mike's car?

Painted it Black with the Imperal Symbol on the hood what else?