She was very comforting, plus, I'd known her from before, so she took me to her house, and I got a nice pampering.[/i]XaLEv wrote:TELL US!IG-88E wrote:What'd she do?
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34C, redhead, no jacuzzi, still, next best thing to my g/f.IG-88E wrote:34D. brunette. jacuzzi. 'nuff said.Ted wrote:IG-88E wrote:I've only gone to one rich girl's house, but it was LOTS of fun.
Mmm, satalite tv, big screen, porno channels *drools*
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Ted wrote: I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
Walking down the hall with my future GF when we came to one of those double fire doors. The one on her side opened nicely...the one on my side was locked and I bounced off the damn thing and stood there stunned for a few moments. Shoulda been paying more attention but talking to a cuddly chick was too distracting.
Then there was the time some jackass tried to bodycheck me into my locker from behind. I saw it coming thanks to my locker mirror and sidestepped him. After he slammed himself into my locker I gave him a good beating which resulted in both of us getting suspended, damn security cameras.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
HAHAHA.aerius wrote:Ted wrote: I mean just school stories, like when you're walking in the hall, and the girls bathroom door swings open and breaks your nose(happend to me).
Walking down the hall with my future GF when we came to one of those double fire doors. The one on her side opened nicely...the one on my side was locked and I bounced off the damn thing and stood there stunned for a few moments. Shoulda been paying more attention but talking to a cuddly chick was too distracting.
Then there was the time some jackass tried to bodycheck me into my locker from behind. I saw it coming thanks to my locker mirror and sidestepped him. After he slammed himself into my locker I gave him a good beating which resulted in both of us getting suspended, damn security cameras.
They got security camera's?
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Well, a new girl just transferred to our school. Gothic. Rumor had it that she had carved 'Maryiln Manson' on her chest with a piece of glass.
So, being the mortal incarnation of tact, and I go up and ask point-blank if she really did.
Turns out, yes, she did - and no, it's not on her chest, it's down, and to the right, and arcing slightly, and she had no compunction against showing it off to whoever bothered to ask in front of the school entrance.
So, being the mortal incarnation of tact, and I go up and ask point-blank if she really did.
Turns out, yes, she did - and no, it's not on her chest, it's down, and to the right, and arcing slightly, and she had no compunction against showing it off to whoever bothered to ask in front of the school entrance.
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*whistles*Cyril wrote:Well, a new girl just transferred to our school. Gothic. Rumor had it that she had carved 'Maryiln Manson' on her chest with a piece of glass.
So, being the mortal incarnation of tact, and I go up and ask point-blank if she really did.
Turns out, yes, she did - and no, it's not on her chest, it's down, and to the right, and arcing slightly, and she had no compunction against showing it off to whoever bothered to ask in front of the school entrance.
My Lord, she actually carved it on her?
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
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She hot?Cyril wrote:Well, a new girl just transferred to our school. Gothic. Rumor had it that she had carved 'Maryiln Manson' on her chest with a piece of glass.
So, being the mortal incarnation of tact, and I go up and ask point-blank if she really did.
Turns out, yes, she did - and no, it's not on her chest, it's down, and to the right, and arcing slightly, and she had no compunction against showing it off to whoever bothered to ask in front of the school entrance.
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Ted wrote: HAHAHA.
They got security camera's?
They put a bunch of them in after a guy was stabbed in a stairwell with one of those art class X-acto knives. The school had serious violence issues with certain parts of the student population, we could always count on having a weekly fight and a bi-weekly to monthly gangfight at the "buttwall" (smoking area).
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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The most interesting story from my school is...probably...the student/teacher sex affair. But I never saw who they were or really know the details. lol Violence isn't really commonplace in my school. However, last year, there was this really cool thing I saw occur. I was walking to the chorus room with my friend Rahul, and then out of nowhere we see this younger overweight kid running from Klett, an eleventh grader at the time. Klett chased after him for an unknown reason. When he got within range of the kid, he slid like a baseball player would when sliding towards a base with one leg out in front of them, and just touched the back of one of the kid's feet. The kid went tumbling over. After that, the kid just laid there laughing, Klett got back up, and he walked away. I guess it wasn't really a serious thing. It was really cool and funny at the same time. lol
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There's an apartement building across the street from the school, and once, at lunch time, I happend to be looking up and I saw what looked to me to be a bird diving down. It turned out to be a man commiting suicide.
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Damn.... 
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I hear where you're coming from. Back at Depew, kids were too impatient to form gangs. They just struck out at whoever irked them at the moment. Got a couple scars because of it.aerius wrote:Ted wrote: HAHAHA.
They got security camera's?
They put a bunch of them in after a guy was stabbed in a stairwell with one of those art class X-acto knives. The school had serious violence issues with certain parts of the student population, we could always count on having a weekly fight and a bi-weekly to monthly gangfight at the "buttwall" (smoking area).
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no, you want a problem, try doing algebra when your long term memory's decided not to work at all, and your short term is normally fucked, but got more fucked... that's real fun... ever watch the movie "memento" that's how it is, i know how it feels too...that kind of crap happens to me once in a while, today is one of those days...ever drive into town and suddenly realize you don't know where you are, why you're there, and how you got there? real fun...that was this morning.
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