Why I am Hating men right now

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-05 04:45pm

STOP THE QUOTES.

ElBlanco · Post by **ElBlanco** » 2002-11-05 05:18pm

I got power tools. The plumber's snake is a great method of vengance.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-11-05 05:21pm

Cut off his limbs and starve him to death.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-05 05:31pm

Sheppard doesn’t actually have any guns.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2002-11-05 05:34pm

I say we de-scalp him using a rusty, salt encrusted cheese grater. Afterwards, we'll wash his wounds clean with concetrated lemon juice, for the lemony freshness.

Funny though, good ol' Winamp kicked in with Scandal's "Goodbye To You" when I opened this thread.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-05 06:16pm

I'll reiterate what Crown said. Lsahing out at him or beating the pulp out of him will ultimately land you in jail for assault. In that case, you won't be around to support your sister. I'm sure she wants you around more than she wants this guy to suffer, and I'm sure you want to be around her than you want him to suffer.

However, I guess you could contract Shep.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-05 06:51pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Sheppard doesn’t actually have any guns.

True that. He's got cross-bows though.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-05 06:55pm

Ted wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Sheppard doesn’t actually have any guns.
True that. He's got cross-bows though.

Is he allowed to have those?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-05 06:56pm

verilon wrote:
Ted wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Sheppard doesn’t actually have any guns.
True that. He's got cross-bows though.
Is he allowed to have those?

Yeah, he aint allowed FIRE-arms.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-05 06:57pm

Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:Is he allowed to have those?
Yeah, he aint allowed FIRE-arms.

Ah. I thought felons couldn't have weapons that needed registering? do crossbows need registering?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-05 07:11pm

verilon wrote:
Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:Is he allowed to have those?
Yeah, he aint allowed FIRE-arms.
Ah. I thought felons couldn't have weapons that needed registering? do crossbows need registering?

I don't think so. Not in my state anyway.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-05 07:17pm

He's also allowed Pnumonic and Spring propelled weapons (which can be leathal, just ask Victorian Era Police (Yes, some crooks liked to use air rifles, for knocking each other off, because it didn't draw as much attention))

However Crown and Kelly are correct, I have no intention of headding up to Washington, My mom had to physically threaten my stepdad to keep him from getting his VFW buddies to "Mount Up" intially (Or at least that's what I was told.). I am really pissed off, but feeling somewhat better. When I went to bed last night, I never expected this sort of response.

Also Darth Wong: You hit the nail on the head. My sister has finally had enough of him.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-05 07:22pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:He's also allowed Pnumonic and Spring propelled weapons (which can be leathal, just ask Victorian Era Police (Yes, some crooks liked to use air rifles, for knocking each other off, because it didn't draw as much attention))

!? That sucks ass...grr...

However Crown and Kelly are correct, I have no intention of headding up to Washington, My mom had to physically threaten my stepdad to keep him from getting his VFW buddies to "Mount Up" intially (Or at least that's what I was told.). I am really pissed off, but feeling somewhat better. When I went to bed last night, I never expected this sort of response.

Whoa.

Also Darth Wong: You hit the nail on the head. My sister has finally had enough of him.

That is alwas a good thing. I support you and your sister.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-11-05 07:36pm

i'm more than happy to live up to my other nicknames (Osiris, Thanatos) on a shitmuncher like that... i may not own any guns, but i guarantee that that guy'd have one hell of a time against a quarterstaff in my hands, and a nice razor sharp bastard sword.

btw, YB, wish your sister good luck on this mess for me.

note on weapons that shep could even build:

bolt-launcher, nasty little thing, consists of a pipe about 3 feet 6" long, a compression torsion spring about 3 feet long, a plate, a clip/trigger assembly, and a 2 foot long sharpened steel rod with a notch in it. not too accurate, but i built one and planted a rod thru the wall of my room, thru the hardyplank siding, and it still went thru the neighbor's garage door and embedded itself in the opposite wall. (neighbor is about 150 feet away.) yes, i repaired the damage for free obviously.

microwave gun, the ultimate in inexpensive, shortrange, untracable sniper weapons. take a household nuker apart, pull out the p/s and the magnetron, get some plexiglas (not the acrylic shit like lexan or lucite), cut into 3 foot by 6" wide pieces, make a square (as close to true 90 on each side as you can) waveguide, attach directly to the magnetron, plug in, point, shoot, watch their head explode. no light, no sound, just dead.

and a few others.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-11-05 07:43pm

bolt-launcher, nasty little thing, consists of a pipe about 3 feet 6" long, a compression torsion spring about 3 feet long, a plate, a clip/trigger assembly, and a 2 foot long sharpened steel rod with a notch in it. not too accurate, but i built one and planted a rod thru the wall of my room, thru the hardyplank siding, and it still went thru the neighbor's garage door and embedded itself in the opposite wall. (neighbor is about 150 feet away.) yes, i repaired the damage for free obviously. - Hyperion

What the hell is wrong with you? You're damn lucky that 2 foot rod didn't slice through a kid you idiot.

XPViking

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-11-05 08:01pm

oh fuck you xpviking. if it did, it's called accidental collateral damage.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-05 08:35pm

A bit too much fire power.

Too much colaterial damage.

Now while I think this creature is scum, I know two things 1. If I do anything, I am going to jail, I have too much of a motivation, NOT to be a suspect. 2. I am now really scared as of all of those horror stories about cowardly men who ignore such restaining orders with fatal results.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-05 09:25pm

Hope everything goes right for your sister, YB. I'll be keeping y'all in my prayers, whether or not it does any good (can't hurt, IMHO).

(On a serious/humorous note, tell her to learn Aikido. Only three months of training and I could break wrists and dislocate shoulders if I had to. I wouldn't, but I could.)

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-05 10:22pm

The Dark wrote:Hope everything goes right for your sister, YB. I'll be keeping y'all in my prayers, whether or not it does any good (can't hurt, IMHO).

(On a serious/humorous note, tell her to learn Aikido. Only three months of training and I could break wrists and dislocate shoulders if I had to. I wouldn't, but I could.)

Our mother did offer to train her.....

oh, btw another reason why I fear what would happen if Sheppard ever met my mom....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-06 10:00am

I'll have to decline, because I'd kidnap the kid and train her Mathilda-style
ala LEON.......no way would I ever let her near Colin's family AGAIN. Maybe
by removing any possible bad influences from her life, she might actually
grow up to be a normal person....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-06 10:02am

ummm...not sure how to respond to that one...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-06 10:17am

verilon wrote:ummm...not sure how to respond to that one...

Forgive me Colin, but right now I'm sort of burned out on your family.....

For christs sake, your sister's BOYFRIEND is the father of your neice?

<Shakes Head>

I'll say it again, Remove the kid, and have her raised halfway across the
country from your family, and when She's 18, tell her the truth....

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-11-06 10:32am

No Zoe's dad was the one who Committed scuicide, and my sister was actually married to.

Oh, Update: My sister is now staying at a female friend's house, no internet access, and she did call my mom collect. No info as to weather she actually went through with the restraining order or not (My sister is something of a Flake, and a medical impossibility)

I just heard that my niece's injuries from last winter that was supposed to be the result of a Bicycle accident were actually the gentalman in question's fault.

grr.

fuck why did she have to lie to me about that....

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-11-06 10:37am

Why not a compromise. Bear, be ther for your sister, do not judge her. But hire a hitman to kil or maim her boyfriend.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-06 10:52am

Darth Wong wrote:Jesus Fucking Christ. I'll bet this little shit-stain is one of those cyclical apologize/abuse apologize/abuse apologize/abuse assholes, too. I hope she doesn't fall for it; I guess the restraining order should take care of that.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

About two years ago, my girlfriend's stepdad went berserk. Didn't break any bones, but he got close to it from what I heard. Her brother (about 12 at the time) tried to stop him, but only wound up getting hurt.

You wouldn't believe how pissed I was when I heard that.

Still, that pretty much screwed my chances with her. Her parents and grandparents suddenly got overprotective after that. Now it seems they've prevented her from even *calling* me...

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