How Close are you to a Porn Store?

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How close is yer local porno shoppe?

I live next to one
1
3%
Under 5 Minutes
15
43%
10+ minutes
9
26%
30+ minutes
5
14%
1+ Hour
5
14%
 
Total votes: 35

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Post by Oberleutnant »

It takes about ten minutes to reach the porn/'equipment' store by a car from where I live. It's located next to a bingo place where lots of old folk play. :)
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How close are you to a Porn Store, Mike?
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They're all around me. They're called newstands. And I have one in my house. It's called the internet.
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"Why pay for Porn? Porn is free, stupid!" :wink:

What, you think Al Gore only on put educational stuff when he invented the internet?
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EmperorMing, I hear you.

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I live less than a mile from a...."modeling agency" with a fully equipped XXX store underneath it. I delivered pizza there several times about 17 years ago.

Upstairs the....models hang out an watch Oprah while waiting for...clients to perform...massages on. There's a big room with a couple couches to lounge on and watch Oprah...once you get past the two goombas at the top of the stairs. There are signs on the walls pricing out certain massages, and the rooms are off toward the back.

Downstairs, I also delivered pizza to the tiny "live-show" booths in the back of the XXX store.

The tips were the best in the neighborhood. And yes, I'm talking money.
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Post by weemadando »

Bwahahah.

5 minutes walk away.

Or a simple connection to the net.
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