You'll never think of Michael Jackson the same way again

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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Obviously a terrorist weapon.

Let's have OBL burn his eyes off with it! :mrgreen:
What's her bust size!?

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Andrew J. wrote:*yawns*

Is that all you got?

You do NOT want me to post this other pic I have.
What's her bust size!?

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I have saved this pic to make a trolling weapon out of it. Expect it to appear in my HoS thread soon.

Have a very nice day.
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Shinova wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:*yawns*

Is that all you got?

You do NOT want me to post this other pic I have.
I do. Post it, or give me the link.

Have a very nice day.
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"You'll never look at Michael Jackson the same way again..." Bah! You fucking bastard! I never wanted to look at Michael Jackson the same way to begin with! Now I have to rip my eyeballs out by the stalks and burn them and put out the fire with acid... *wanders off mumbling*
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Oooh, wook at da wittle monkey!

So, he's gone from wanting to look like a white man to wanting to prove Darwin's theory?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Oooh, wook at da wittle monkey!

So, he's gone from wanting to look like a white man to wanting to prove Darwin's theory?
LMAO :D Apparently.... Ick ick ick.
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Zaia wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Oooh, wook at da wittle monkey!

So, he's gone from wanting to look like a white man to wanting to prove Darwin's theory?
LMAO :D Apparently.... Ick ick ick.
I swear that was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that pic. He looks like he should have been in Planet of the Apes!
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Oooh, wook at da wittle monkey!

So, he's gone from wanting to look like a white man to wanting to prove Darwin's theory?
LMAO :D Apparently.... Ick ick ick.
I swear that was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that pic. He looks like he should have been in Planet of the Apes!
Even the Apes would have nothing to do with him.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Zaia wrote: LMAO :D Apparently.... Ick ick ick.
I swear that was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that pic. He looks like he should have been in Planet of the Apes!
Even the Apes would have nothing to do with him.
ROTF :lol: How sad for him, almost.....brings a tear to my eye. *dabs*
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Makes one wonder if he's ever looked at a mirror lately.
What's her bust size!?

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*laughs* Cute pic.
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After seeing that pic, I don't see how we can't.
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:On the internet, no one can hear you scream.
After seeing that pic, I don't see how we can't.
Was that you I just heard?
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Speaking of the Jackson's What the Fuck is wrong with them?? They were a good looking family, but many of them seem to be addicted to plastic surgery. We have Janet, La Toya, and Micheal (the worst) all fucking themselves up.

Does anybody agree?

Why do Good Looking people get Plastic surgery?? :?
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What surgery has Janet Jackson had? I thought she was all natural.
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Wow, that picture is...OH SWEET JESUS!
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Speaking of the Jackson's What the Fuck is wrong with them?? They were a good looking family, but many of them seem to be addicted to plastic surgery. We have Janet, La Toya, and Micheal (the worst) all fucking themselves up.

Does anybody agree?

Why do Good Looking people get Plastic surgery?? :?
Oo! Oo! I like riddles! No, wait...

Um...

No. Just... no.
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Stormbringer wrote:What surgery has Janet Jackson had? I thought she was all natural.
She had a boob job, which is very obvious, apparently she had cheek implants and a slew of other surgeries. I was saddend to figure that out.
What the Fuck is wrong with the Jacksons? They were a good looking family!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:What surgery has Janet Jackson had? I thought she was all natural.
She had a boob job, which is very obvious, apparently she had cheek implants and a slew of other surgeries. I was saddend to figure that out.
What the Fuck is wrong with the Jacksons? They were a good looking family!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Never much noticed, or care so I suppose it's understandable.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Anyone got any hints on how to get vomit out of a keyboard?
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Frank Hipper wrote:Anyone got any hints on how to get vomit out of a keyboard?
A garden hose maybe? or a shop vac.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Anyone got any hints on how to get vomit out of a keyboard?
Get a new one. That way you can be sure.
What's her bust size!?

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