What should be the "Newbie" greeting?

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-28 03:49pm

Stravo wrote:How about butt plugging? Shove one up there until they become younglings.

Why don't you take your butt plug idea and shove it up your ass?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-28 03:53pm

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-28 05:25pm

aw yes, nobody was able to poke, punch, fist, bitch slap, imperial smack, or butt plug me! Bwahahahahaha!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-28 05:28pm

The "newbie" greetings were not present here when I joined in late August. Then again, at first I didn't want to be involved in these forums:

I was prowling around Mike's site for a while before he put up the discussion forums. When I saw them appear, I said, "Gee, that looks stupid," and I ignored them. Later, curiosity got my goat, so I entered the forums to see what was being discussed. Watching Darkstar post his drivel and seeing the hail of blistering responses prompted me to join in the fun...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 07:47pm

Shinova: I like that Naru poke pic.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-28 07:49pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Shinova: I like that Naru poke pic.

Thanks. Here's more:

Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader · Post by **Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader** » 2002-11-28 07:53pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Shouldn't that be the Imperial Smackdown?
I thought that was the call to arms, not the actual punishment.
Oh, sorry.

Then I'm with the poke.

What happened to long-name-no0b who came moaning about no0b rights?

I beleive thatsd me. It was my mistake of even putting up that thread. Please let it be deleted, its embarrasing.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-28 08:07pm

Sticky that thread so that we may all laugh at the Eternal Newbie's idiocy.

EDIT: Gah. Embarassing typos

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:10pm

data_link wrote:Sticky that thread so that we may all laugh at the Eternal Newbie's idiocy.

EDIT: Gah. Embarassing typos

[Dark One]YOU ARE FORGIVEN[/Dark One]

Argh... I'm not allowed to post sex pics as pokes, right? Damn... Technically, being screwed DOES count as a poking...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:12pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Argh... I'm not allowed to post sex pics as pokes, right? Damn... Technically, being screwed DOES count as a poking...

*thwap* Don't talk that way in front of the n00bs!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:16pm

Sorry, boss dude.

And does Acguy REALLY translate into Huggy Bear?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:28pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Sorry, boss dude.

And does Acguy REALLY translate into Huggy Bear?

Actually, I looked it up. It REALLY translates into "Devil Turtle"

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:46pm

IG-88E wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Sorry, boss dude.

And does Acguy REALLY translate into Huggy Bear?
Actually, I looked it up. It REALLY translates into "Devil Turtle"

I see. That means Z'Gok should mean "Devil Crab", Gogg should translate into "Sand Crab", Zock shoudl mean " Two-faced Crab", Gouf should mean " BLue Tiger" and Gelgoog should mean "Champion"

I think?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:48pm

They sound appropriate for their MS, but I've never seen them.

I remember that Kampfer means "fighter" or "champion" in German, though.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:50pm

IG-88E wrote:They sound appropriate for their MS, but I've never seen them.

I remember that Kampfer means "fighter" or "champion" in German, though.

It does. The whole of 0080 seems... weird, IMO. Strange mecha designs and everything.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:55pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:It does. The whole of 0080 seems... weird, IMO. Strange mecha designs and everything.

I've seen it compared to Enterprise, insofar as that both shows tried to "modernize" the original's designs and make them look cooler. Ultimately, fans had too much love for the original and both fell over, although 0080 is a thousand times better story than ENT will ever be.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 09:08pm

IG-88E wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:It does. The whole of 0080 seems... weird, IMO. Strange mecha designs and everything.
I've seen it compared to Enterprise, insofar as that both shows tried to "modernize" the original's designs and make them look cooler. Ultimately, fans had too much love for the original and both fell over, although 0080 is a thousand times better story than ENT will ever be.

A-fucking-men. Though I still prefer 08th MS Team.

You didn't take part in the mecha vs. tanks debate, did you?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 09:16pm

Which one? I've seen a bunch, and noted in several about Zakus being DESIGNED to mop the floor with tanks, and how Kampfer's shotgun blew them into cutlets.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 09:24pm

IG-88E wrote:Which one? I've seen a bunch, and noted in several about Zakus being DESIGNED to mop the floor with tanks, and how Kampfer's shotgun blew them into cutlets.

The most recent one. Between Shep/Skimmer/and company and SAMAS ans company. Ground pressure and everything.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 09:32pm

I KNEW that one would get volatile the moment Shep posted that pic of his. I've stayed away from it.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-11-28 10:20pm

Might I suggest getting back on topic? I have been planning on editting this pic so it ssaid "WELCOME TO SD.NET" and a few other things. Figured it'd make a god N00b greeting.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 10:32pm

Cool!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-28 11:13pm

Bite the n00b.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-11-29 03:13pm

I go with Poke, even though i don't par-take in poking.

Hey screw this i'm gonna poke, after all i was poked enough.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-29 04:46pm

Imperial Bitch Slap for the slighly trollish.

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What should be the "Newbie" greeting?

What should be the greeting for Newbies at SD.NET?