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Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-29 12:56am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster
I though those were called urns?

By the time this board is done someone's lucky if they'd need a small matchbox

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 12:57am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster
I though those were called urns?
By the time this board is done someone's lucky if they'd need a small matchbox

Yes, trolls ARE fun to flame aren't they? And then we smear the ashes on their tombstones.....or the remains of them...

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-29 12:57am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster
I though those were called urns?

For your stupidity you get cremated and placed in an urn! Or beg for mercy or just walk away whichever you chose.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 12:58am

Sea Skimmer wrote: By the time this board is done someone's lucky if they'd need a small matchbox

It's all the same.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the spirit of Pavel, who was flamed into oblivion by the AJH and AIIF of SD.Net"

(Priest takes out matchbox)

"Heavenly father, we commend the spirit of Pavel into your-"

(Preacher is struck by lightning and dies)

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 01:01am

What is the AJH?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:02am

data_link wrote:What is the AJH?

Anti Troll Jihad.

AIIF = Anti Idiot Invasion Force

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 01:03am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:What is the AJH?
Anti Troll Jihad.

AIIF = Anti Idiot Invasion FOrce

AntiTroll Jihad would be ATJ.

And stop publicizing!!!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:03am

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Now what kind of crack was I smoking? Damn.

Sorry, my bad.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 01:09am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Now what kind of crack was I smoking? Damn.

Sorry, my bad.

Stop smoking crack. Learn to spell. Type simple sentences. Three words long.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:10am

data_link wrote:
Stop smoking crack. Learn to spell. Type simple sentences. Three words long.

Yes data link.
Now sentences short.
Three words long.
Is it good?

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 01:15am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
Stop smoking crack. Learn to spell. Type simple sentences. Three words long.
Yes data link.
Now sentences short.
Three words long.
Is it good?

It is good.
You learn well.
Aren't we silly?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 01:16am

data_link wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
Stop smoking crack. Learn to spell. Type simple sentences. Three words long.
Yes data link.
Now sentences short.
Three words long.
Is it good?
It is good.
You learn well.
Aren't we silly?

Yes you are.
But not funny.
Stop spamming now.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:18am

data_link wrote: It is good.
You learn well.
Aren't we silly?

Yes.

How about a book by NecronLord/Master of Ossus/Darth Wong:

" Trolls I Have Shot and Killed On Safari "
" CreationWeb: Tales From The Crypt "
" Squashing Idiots Made Easy "
" Pornography: A Beginner's Guide "

All are available from Amazon.com, at a nominal price of US$19.95. Prices higher in Canada.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 01:22am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote: It is good.
You learn well.
Aren't we silly?
Yes.

How about a book by NecronLord/Master of Ossus/Darth Wong:

" Trolls I Have Shot and Killed On Safari "
" CreationWeb: Tales From The Crypt "
" Squashing Idiots Made Easy "
" Pornography: A Beginner's Guide "

All are available from Amazon.com, at a nominal price of US$19.95. Prices higher in Canada.

No no no, prices will be higher in the United States. Remember, Darth Wong is a native of Canada.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:25am

data_link wrote:
No no no, prices will be higher in the United States. Remember, Darth Wong is a native of Canada.

Argh! I'm becoming just a fundie!
Intelligence... draining... losing... free will... must... worship... must deride atheists...

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 01:30am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
No no no, prices will be higher in the United States. Remember, Darth Wong is a native of Canada.
Argh! I'm becoming just a fundie!
Intelligence... draining... losing... free will... must... worship... must deride atheists...

*slap* *slap* *slap* Snap out of it.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:34am

data_link wrote:
*slap* *slap* *slap* Snap out of it.

Must... reach intelligent entertainment... must watch 08th MS Team...
Ahhhhh yessssss... Aina has saved me from madness...

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 01:40am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
*slap* *slap* *slap* Snap out of it.
Must... reach intelligent entertainment... must watch 08th MS Team...
Ahhhhh yessssss... Aina has saved me from madness...

Yes. 08th MS team was the pinnacle of all Mecha anime. Everything else was just a footnote to that.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 01:41am

Are you guys done yet!? This isn't even on-topic!!!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:42am

data_link wrote:
Yes. 08th MS team was the pinnacle of all Mecha anime. Everything else was just a footnote to that.

[homer]Mmmm... Aina Sahalin... sweet, sweet candy... mmmm[/homer]

And Norris Packard sure acted more like an ace than almost anybody else.

Speaking of which, how about SD.Net resin kits? Get a 1/144 scale casting of Darth Wong smacking a troll down with evil Sith powers!

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 02:07am

How about MW vs RSA movies?

Episode one: The phantom fallacy.
Episode two: The attack of the cloned arguments.
Episode three: The search for reason.
Episode four: A new hope.
Episode five: Dorkstar strikes back.
Episode six: Return of the ATJ.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-11-29 02:08am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote: It is good.
You learn well.
Aren't we silly?
Yes. :D

How about a book by NecronLord/Master of Ossus/Darth Wong:

" Trolls I Have Shot and Killed On Safari "
" CreationWeb: Tales From The Crypt "
" Squashing Idiots Made Easy "
" Pornography: A Beginner's Guide "

All are available from Amazon.com, at a nominal price of US$19.95. Prices higher in Canada.

"Logic For Dummies."

and it's sequel:

"Concession Accepted, You Idiot."

For the Christian fundamentalist in your family:

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 02:08am

Shouldn't Episode six have something to do with the AIIF? THen have 7,8, and 9 have to do with the ATJ and other things?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 02:13am

data_link wrote:How about MW vs RSA movies?

Episode one: The phantom fallacy.
Episode two: The attack of the cloned arguments.
Episode three: The search for reason.
Episode four: A new hope.
Episode five: Dorkstar strikes back.
Episode six: Return of the ATJ.

Ep 7: Heir to the Heretic (Apologist)
Ep 8: Apologist Rising
Ep 9: The final flaming

Starring Russell Crowe as Darth Wong, John Malkovich as Apologist and Jeremy Irons as ESB.

(Ego moment)

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 02:15am

verilon wrote:Shouldn't Episode six have something to do with the AIIF? THen have 7,8, and 9 have to do with the ATJ and other things?

Yeah, but AFAIK, the AIIF hasn't gone up against Darkstar. Nor is Darkstar really their type. Now if you want to create movies about the AIIF and ATJ in other battles, then by all means.

But they shouldn't be in Darkstar Wars.