anarchistbunny wrote:DAMN IT! You win Lennox, I can have the monkeys peeing on Number Two, you devilishly cleaver bastard.
Muwhaha. Don't forget about the mutated sea bass. I can lone you some. *Programs seek and destroy of this pissing monkeys into the sea bass*
Bah. Thanks to the divine providence of the LORD Wong (plus my personal connection with Dr. Evil - don't ask), I have managed to aquire sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. The laser beams are important because every creature deserves a warm meal.
data_link has resigned from the board after proving himself to be a relentless strawman-using asshole in this thread and being too much of a pussy to deal with the inevitable flames. Buh-bye.
No to the worshipping because no matter how lightly we do it or no matter how much we try to defend it, rabid trekkies would still consider us rabid cultists.
And that's not even considering fundies and creationists. The instant they see us worshipping Wong, they'll scream something to the likes of:
"You say religion and faith don't exist, and now look at what you dickheads are doing! Hypocrites!!"
No, the first commandment is "Thou shalt debate in a rational fashion"
data_link has resigned from the board after proving himself to be a relentless strawman-using asshole in this thread and being too much of a pussy to deal with the inevitable flames. Buh-bye.
This is exactly how that whole "Jesus" thing took off years ago...
But then again, if we are all willing to swear in a court of law that we saw Mike Wong use Force Lightning on Osama BinLaden (hence his not showing his horriby scarred and burned face) we might get people wonfdering. It's not like Osama is going to come out and deny it, after all.
So, would we just download this whole board, collect it into chapters, prinit it and name ourselves as the Disciples? Then centuries later we'd all be canonized as Saints in the Church of Wong?
From "The Book of Coyote, Howlings 5: 6-9"
"Saint Coyote, patron saint of Dawg Side of the Force, and master of the Leg Hump(tm), went unto the heathen of the land of CreationWeb and did debate in great patience for the unsaved, but alas! it was for naught; they clung to their false gods and idols and later were burned in the swath of resultant Force Lightning called by the Howling One from up on high, and the Saints of the Order, Saint Ossus, Saint Verilon, Saint Data_Link and the rest, did laugh and guffaw in great hilarity, and declared it Cool; and did feast upon the marrow of the cracked bones of multitudes of Fundies..."
The Journeys of Saint Spanky.... the Tribulations of Saint WeeMadAndo... the Revelations of Saint Bean....
This could be fun.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
*Programs seek and destroy of this pissing monkeys into the sea bass*
