It seems that...

[Sienthal]

Damn, that's either the best compliment, or...Shit!

[Ted]

You obviously have never attempted to rationlize a woman before. It ver, very hard.

Don't you dare! Not even women understand women. So just drop it, you'll fail.

I'm having trouble discovering who YOU are. Half your posts sound like you are a girl, and the other half seem completely male.

I'm confused, which are you?

[haas mark]

For males, at least, whenever you tack on, "If ya know what I mean!" to ANYTHING, it will become sexual innuendo...I shall demonstrate.


"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."


I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.

In that occurrence, I immediately think pot.

[The Dark]

Bah. The local chapter of the national philosophy honorary has come to the conclusion that humans are not rational beings. We may be rational from time to time, but humankind, like all animals, is essentially irrational with occasional moments of rationality due to training.

[AdmiralKanos]

Oddly enough, it doesn't seem to have any effect on my usual dialogue. For example:

"I prefer porno with lots of explicit anal sex scenes, if you know what I mean".

Nope, doesn't sound any more perverted

[haas mark]

Oddly enough, it doesn't seem to have any effect on my usual dialogue. For example:

"I prefer porno with lots of explicit anal sex scenes, if you know what I mean".

Nope, doesn't sound any more perverted

Well, considering it be perverted as is, I dun believe there be that problem.

[Drewcifer]

Damm keyboard!
I spilled pop on it! If you know what I mean.

Thank you for the best laugh I've had all day!

This whole thread has made this quote play endlessly in my head:
"Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, say no more, say, no, more!"

Anyhow, back off topic, my theory about men/women is as follows:

Women are crazy.
Men are idiots.

Nice and simple

[Alex Moon]

For males, at least, whenever you tack on, "If ya know what I mean!" to ANYTHING, it will become sexual innuendo...I shall demonstrate.


"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."


I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.

I call for an investigation into Sienthal's attempt to rationalize male behavior.

Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?

No. It's insane.

[haas mark]

I call for an investigation into Sienthal's attempt to rationalize male behavior.

Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?

No. It's insane.

Rationalize and Male Behavior do NOT go in the same sentence.....Insane and Male Behavior is an entirely different story....

[Alex Moon]

It's insane to try and rationalized male behavior.

Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?

No. It's insane.

Rationalize and Male Behavior do NOT go in the same sentence.....Insane and Male Behavior is an entirely different story....

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

[haas mark]

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

It's insane to repeat that oxymoron.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Damm keyboard!
I spilled pop on it! If you know what I mean.

Hmmm................................
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!!!!!.........
*starts thinking then very nearly bukes his guts up as he realizes that is Lord STV's ummm, nevermind! <PUKE!!>*


EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex Moon]

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

It's insane to repeat that oxymoron.

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

[haas mark]

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

It's insane to repeat that oxymoron.

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

*thwap* *bite*

[Alex Moon]

It's insane to repeat that oxymoron.

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

*thwap* *bite*

PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!

[Zaia]

Women are crazy.
Men are idiots.

Nice and simple

Hmmm. Interesting. Well, I guess given the choice between those two words, I'd take 'crazy' over 'idiot' any day. Why do you think we are crazy, though? Pray tell, dahlink. *smiles sweetly*

[haas mark]

It's insane to try to rationalize male behavior.

*thwap* *bite*

PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!

You do NOT want to ask that to me....

[The Dark]

I still say there are no rational people. Rational people would be unable to take a risk without first analyzing every possible outcome, since acting while uncertain is irrational. Actually, often humans are in situations where every response is irrational. Someone throws a punch at you. Do you:

A) block the punch
B) run away
C) back away

If A, you're not getting away from the problem; irrational. If B, you turned your back on someone who attacked you; irrational. If C, you're not moving away from the problem as quickly as possible and you're not looking where you're going; irrational. Humanity is and has to be irrational; it's the differing levels of irrational behavior that make people unable to understand each other.

[Alex Moon]

*thwap* *bite*

PLEASE SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!

You do NOT want to ask that to me....

Who should I ask?

[haas mark]

Who should I ask?

Does 'none of my cohorts' (ie, this board) answer your question?

[Alex Moon]

Who should I ask?

Does 'none of my cohorts' (ie, this board) answer your question?

No.

[Zaia]

Who should I ask?

Does 'none of my cohorts' (ie, this board) answer your question?

*smiles sweetly* Speak for yourself, Ver...

*gets serious again* Now, is anyone going to answer my confounded question? Why do y'all think women are crazy?!

[haas mark]

Who should I ask?

Does 'none of my cohorts' (ie, this board) answer your question?

*smiles sweetly* Speak for yourself, Ver...

*gets serious again* Now, is anyone going to answer my confounded question? Why do y'all think women are crazy?!

The world may never know.....

Because THEY ARE.

[Alex Moon]

Who should I ask?

Does 'none of my cohorts' (ie, this board) answer your question?

*smiles sweetly* Speak for yourself, Ver...

Woohoo!!!

*gets serious again* Now, is anyone going to answer my confounded question? Why do y'all think women are crazy?!

For me personally it's because all of the girls I knew in HS were crazy.

[neoolong]

One simple principle. Men are always wrong.

That means that even in though women are consistent they do so in ways that contradict sanity. It thus makes them crazy.