Just watch STIII on TV

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 11:12am

-with a piercing shriek, one last RPG slams into the mass of writhing tentacles and detonates with a surge of blood and fire-

I hate snakes.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:14am

Yew idiot! You'll hit Zaia!

* Waggles tentacle and inverts RPG on Cyril*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 11:16am

I can accept collateral damage.

-watches the RPG whoosh over his head; detonates forty-five tons of c4 embedded in the ground-

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:19am

Cyril wrote:I can accept collateral damage.

-watches the RPG whoosh over his head; detonates forty-five tons of c4 embedded in the ground-

HERETIC! I may die but you shall perish for daring to hurt Zaia-hime!

*Waggles tentacle - surrounded by glowing forcefield. Forcefiled, demon and Zaia vanish into thin air.*

*A ahd breaks out of the ground and grabs Cyril - it's a Darkstar Clone!*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 11:28am

*Waggles stump - surrounded by glowing forcefield. Forcefiled, demon-corpse and the charred remains of Zaia vanish into thin air.*

-swiftly destroys the DarkStar clone by going into Rabid Trekkie mode, causing the DarkStar clone to lower his WoI; then strikes rapidly with repeated blows from the EPII: ICS to the head-

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:31am

While I respect your destruction of Darkstar...
* TEars Cyril limb from limb and burns the severed body parts after putting Zaia in a forcefield bubble*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 11:33am

-laughs evilly as the snake-thing kills his Inflatable Clone; takes off from airforce base in stolen B-52 and deposits thirty-five thousand tons of asswhomping on snake-thing-

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-07 11:38am

Cyril wrote:-laughs evilly as the snake-thing kills his Inflatable Clone; takes off from airforce base in stolen B-52 and deposits thirty-five thousand tons of asswhomping on snake-thing-

Meanwhile, in the Force Bubble's Parallel Universe...Sheppard is
videotaping ESB's twin brother and Zaia doing it, while chuckling.....

"I'm gonna make loadz of money off this,.....now if those two
morons can keep killing each other long enough for Zaia to finish
with this thing...and me to make my escape with the footage...
MWHAHAHAH!"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 11:39am

I believe you would be referring to the charred remains of Zaia.

In which case you have some serious psychological problems you need to work through.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-07 11:40am

Cyril wrote:I believe you would be referring to the charred remains of Zaia.

In which case you have some serious psychological problems you need to work through.

She can't die.....She's protected by ESB's magjicks.

EDIT:

*THWACK*

And that was for comparing me to RayCav....

*THWACK*

And another one for good measure!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:42am

Cyril wrote:-laughs evilly as the snake-thing kills his Inflatable Clone; takes off from airforce base in stolen B-52 and deposits thirty-five thousand tons of asswhomping on snake-thing-

ESB laughs like a maniac as B-52 blows up Berman and Brega through a dimensional portal

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:43am

Cyril wrote:I believe you would be referring to the charred remains of Zaia.

In which case you have some serious psychological problems you need to work through.

Wow, who's the one who would shoot through an innocent to hit his target?
Practice what you preach.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 11:44am

MKSheppard wrote:
Cyril wrote:-laughs evilly as the snake-thing kills his Inflatable Clone; takes off from airforce base in stolen B-52 and deposits thirty-five thousand tons of asswhomping on snake-thing-
Meanwhile, in the Force Bubble's Parallel Universe...Sheppard is
videotaping ESB's twin brother and Zaia doing it, while chuckling.....

"I'm gonna make loadz of money off this,.....now if those two
morons can keep killing each other long enough for Zaia to finish
with this thing...and me to make my escape with the footage...
MWHAHAHAH!"

Oh shut up, I respect her too much for that.
But it's good to know my corruption is spreading...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 11:59am

Shoot through an innocent? I'm insulted. You know as well as I do that explosive ordinances lack the ability to shoot through and rely mainly on their ability to cause such considerable damge that there is no longer a through to shoot.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-07 12:05pm

Cyril wrote:Shoot through an innocent? I'm insulted. You know as well as I do that explosive ordinances lack the ability to shoot through and rely mainly on their ability to cause such considerable damge that there is no longer a through to shoot.

Same difference. Now begone.

(Drops Cyril into a dimensional portal opening into Toronto)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-07 12:27pm

*Appears in the SpamFest with M16* Yay.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 12:29pm

(Drops Cyril into a dimensional portal opening into Toronto)

-swiftly proceeds to conquer all of Canuckistan with the aforementioned truck and three rifle-

-executes the whole of Quebec as his first act as despotic emperor of the north-

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-07 01:03pm

Cyril wrote: -executes the whole of Quebec as his first act as despotic emperor of the north-

Leave Montreal out of that purge, mmmkay? Or Shep will get mad and
PURGE YOU for touching his long lost Canadian Relatives...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-07 02:52pm

Fear not, Fair Zaia

Sparks fly away as colin some how drives the beat up Chevy through the wreckage the Tgodding has created. Clad in his SCA chainmail, and clutiching his kendo practice sword a large hairy figure attacks ESB.

You shall not harm her, you evil hentai monstrosoty.

*Everyone just stands there and staares*

*What the fuck does he think he's doing attacking some tenticle demon with a blunt wooden sword....*

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-12-07 03:14pm

[Winston from Ghostbusters] I love this town!

[/Winston from Ghostbusters]

(because only here could a discussion on STIII end up taking this path after just one page.

)

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-07 03:39pm

*Walks in, observes thread*
Was STIII really the start of the stupid Kligon brain bug?
*chucks the mother of all eggs at the furball, grabs Zaia, and disappears using Sith powers*

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-07 03:53pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:*Walks in, observes thread*
Was STIII really the start of the stupid Kligon brain bug?
*chucks the mother of all eggs at the furball, grabs Zaia, and disappears using Sith powers*

No it started in TNG. I think Lloyds portrayal was of a Klingon who was off (kinda psycho). That's why I like his performance, he was the nutty Klingon. Plummer was the cunning one.(another great performance)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-07 04:01pm

Right. The TGODDING shall end now.

-escapes into orbit-

-calls down neutron bomb-

Ah. A job well done.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-12-07 04:06pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
*Walks in, observes thread*
Was STIII really the start of the stupid Kligon brain bug?
*chucks the mother of all eggs at the furball, grabs Zaia, and disappears using Sith powers*

I say nay.
I wish that the Klingons in TNG were more like their STIII counterparts - they were genuinely nasty, used their technology to the full and used firearms (gasp!). Yeah, they made mistakes, but that was just one ship's complement whose errors can't be considered representitive of the Klingon race as a whole.
TNG's Klingons were castrated at the very birth of the series, by the "need" for an agressive and proud race to be the very best of friends with the namby-pamby UFP. All the menace, all the subtlety, just gone like a fart in a hurricane.

*Remains neutral in the growing conflict, but buys ABM system just in case*

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-08 01:50am

ROTFLMAO

Holy shit, what happened here? I state my opinion of Cpt. Kirk most innocently and then everything goes straight to hell! Wow.

Anyway, to keep at least part of my post on topic, I like the movie, but there are some things in it that don't sit well with me. STIV is definitely my favourite, but STIII would probably come in second place if I ranked them.

Oh, and Cyril, I happen to like Quebec very much. Please don't do anything nasty to it, eh?

Merci boucoup.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Just watch STIII on TV

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