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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

What the hell is Ray trying to do? Get as many restraining orders as possible? I'm sure in a few years, he'll be prohibited from going within one mile of a woman living or dead (I'm sure he prefers the dead ones) by a court order.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Wait, you mean Ray might have a chance of reproducing assuming he doesn't render her sterile or dead carrying out one of his fantasy's?!
Um...are you serious?
Yes, if she's as for his fantasies as he is, then I fear for her life.
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Be afraid be very afraid...

So should we send "Amy" a nice supply of Mace, Prophilactics, and Ice Picks?
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I suggest getting her a Rottweiler, trained in the art of Raycav removal.
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A Siberian tiger or Polar bear would be better.
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I really wish I had a Gene Pool Cleansing Licence.
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Be afraid be very afraid...

So should we send "Amy" a nice supply of Mace, Prophilactics, and Ice Picks?
Wait a minute, he told you it was Amy?

He told me it was Laura.
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I didn't know her name, I just knew this is the one he's based his re accuring "Amy" character off of....
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:I didn't know her name, I just knew this is the one he's based his re accuring "Amy" character off of....
Actually Amy is a different girl from Laura, like he's got Carly and a few others.
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Ahh ok

still, we should get her some basic defense toys....


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So how many AMPs should we get her personal Taser to run at?
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Ahh ok

still, we should get her some basic defense toys....


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So how many AMPs should we get her personal Taser to run at?
50000
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Dude that's two and a half times the amps of an electric chair!

oh, wait I see your point....
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Dude that's two and a half times the amps of an electric chair!

oh, wait I see your point....
She might not be able to keep it in contact for long enough. We need it to be a sure thing.
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So what are we using for a power supply, it's not like that would be exactly portable....
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Ahh ok

still, we should get her some basic defense toys....
Armored Car maybe?
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THe Yosemite Bear wrote:So what are we using for a power supply, it's not like that would be exactly portable....
A big wire and hope she lives near long range transmission lines.
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And make sure she drinks out of a water boutle with a nossel that can't easily allow roofies in.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:A Siberian tiger or Polar bear would be better.
I'm happy to donate some Tasmanian Devils...
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Don't poke Raycav, Shep.
bad shit might happen.
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Screw the rottweilers. Break out the panserborne.
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This thread is so depressing.
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I prefer 'digressing'
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Depraved more like it.
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I heard Raycav's hooked up with someone now.
Is it her?
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'Hooked up' in the most literal sense of the word.
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