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Oh, btw, in terms of wetware, I want to keep it fairly low key...

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The Electronic Warfare equipment suites from my universe.

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NecronLord wrote:The Electronic Warfare equipment suites from my universe.

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Why not a Tombship?
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Damaramu wrote:ROMMIE :twisted:
I second that. All the advantages of an R2 unit and Guri.
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I'd want a neural interface combined with a affinity bond from Hamilton's Night's Dawn.
The sentient computer from "Prince of Sunset/Emperor of Dawn". Limitless hard drive space, PSI abilities, and can read the future.

And as interface, a Xeelee ship. :D
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Dahak wrote:I'd want a neural interface combined with a affinity bond from Hamilton's Night's Dawn.
The sentient computer from "Prince of Sunset/Emperor of Dawn". Limitless hard drive space, PSI abilities, and can read the future.

And as interface, a Xeelee ship. :D
What's a "silly" ship?
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Xeelee are über-powerful. They can ass-rape the culture, and pretty much everyone else as a result.
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Just give me a computer system that I will never have to bother to ever upgrade in my lifetime, is compatible with every OS format and can play any game (at originally intended speed), and never crashes or needs to reboot. Of course, the inclusion of a full space-time manipulator program would be a prerequisite.

... If nothing else, just give me a copy of the "Master PC" program, LOL. :lol:
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A holodeck that doesn't malfunction and kill the users.

Oh and some sci-fi cyberware would be nice.
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Can I have a suit of Dark Trooper armor with a pair of lightsabers as well?
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
NecronLord wrote:The Electronic Warfare equipment suites from my universe.

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Why not a Tombship?
Tombship isn't really a piece of computer hardware. Also i'd love to see what they do when I arranged for all the computers in the US govt (inc millitary) to display "HHAHAHAHAH-Saddam" :twisted:
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NecronLord wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
NecronLord wrote:The Electronic Warfare equipment suites from my universe.

Don't ask
Why not a Tombship?
Tombship isn't really a piece of computer hardware. Also i'd love to see what they do when I arranged for all the computers in the US govt (inc millitary) to display "HHAHAHAHAH-Saddam" :twisted:
We're talking about sci-fi toy here.
But it would be fun to phuck with the US comps...
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And rommie. and guri. who thinks there should be a rommie vs guri thread, and how long until it degenerated a la mary poppins
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Actually, you know what I would want? The Master Chief's armor, with Cortana
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Kosh_The_Vorlon wrote:Actually, you know what I would want? The Master Chief's armor, with Cortana
You sure you don't want a Gelfield Mk.12 environment suit? :twisted:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Kosh_The_Vorlon wrote:Actually, you know what I would want? The Master Chief's armor, with Cortana
You sure you don't want a Gelfield Mk.12 environment suit? :twisted:
Preferably without AI. (Could you put up with one for days on end?)
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