Change the shape of your penis!

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Retractable when not in use. Get rid of the balls, sperm can be produced somewhere else. More muscle control of course, more sensitive to touch, and the ability to ejaculate precisely when I want to.
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Oh and ability to shoot plasma
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justifier wrote:Add a force field
An effector
Or better yet
Effect-her
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Add muscles to it like those that electric Eels and Rays use, with their output designed specifically for stimulating the nerves inside a vagina or anus. Guaranteed screaming orgasms for your partner every time. :D

It would of course be designed so that you can stimulate your own nerves with it, too.
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XaLEv wrote:Add muscles to it like those that electric Eels and Rays use, with their output designed specifically for stimulating the nerves inside a vagina or anus. Guaranteed screaming orgasms for your partner every time. :D

It would of course be designed so that you can stimulate your own nerves with it, too.
You'd get an electric shock whenever you pissed or jerked off.
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OK, that's way to much talk about male genetalia. Darth Vader says:


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Ted wrote: You'd get an electric shock whenever you pissed or jerked off.
You can control the production of electricity, and it's not going to shock you any more than moving your arm will. Any stimulation caused by the electricity would be pleasant. That's the whole point of it.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:OK, that's way to much talk about male genetalia. Darth Vader says:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Make it prehensile and add a knot (like a dog's).
I take it you like furries..... :D :)
I like some of the artwork, I just like the thought of 10 minute orgasms. :D
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