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LOL
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An old g-friend told me that she liked watching girl/girl sex more than guy/girl because of attitude. She said girls tend of be more gentle and nurturing, while guys are pretty much all about pounding. From my experience, I'd say that's true.
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most likely true, but it also depends on the kinda guy I think. Would a nerd or a very shy guy be like that? Most likely not.
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Nerds know how to treat a lady. :)
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Ted wrote:most likely true, but it also depends on the kinda guy I think. Would a nerd or a very shy guy be like that? Most likely not.
When it comes to flat out sex, most guys (that I know of) are "wham, bam, thank you ma'am."
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Ted wrote:most likely true, but it also depends on the kinda guy I think. Would a nerd or a very shy guy be like that? Most likely not.
It's quite possible. When a girl shows some interest in a shy boy, they tend to get ...excited...rather fast.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:When it comes to flat out sex, most guys (that I know of) are "wham, bam, thank you ma'am."
We just like to think of ourselves as biologically efficient. ;)
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I'd love to see a man who really knew how to treat a lady.
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Yeah, most guys are. But when you've been going out for several years, its not like that anymore, cus you are (in your mind you think that atleast) able to fool around more, do more risque things, than when you barely know someone.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I'd love to see a man who really knew how to treat a lady.
Is that an invitation? :D
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IG-88E wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I'd love to see a man who really knew how to treat a lady.
Is that an invitation? :D
Don't tempt me.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I'd love to see a man who really knew how to treat a lady.
Is that an invitation? :D
Don't tempt me.
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Don't tempt me.
It's simply too much fun.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I'd love to see a man who really knew how to treat a lady.
Is that an invitation? :D
Don't tempt me.
I think you tempted him.
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Durandal wrote:
Don't tempt me.
It's simply too much fun.
What, tempting me?
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Yep.
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you guys really want to get me in trouble, don't you?
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What, tempting me?
Yes.
you guys really want to get me in trouble, don't you?
Ditto.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:you guys really want to get me in trouble, don't you?
Of course not!( :twisted: )
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Durandal wrote:I think we're all missing the plainly obvious title: Official SD.Net MILF. Then again, it could be argued that that's in poor taste. I guess it all depends on how Kelly feels about it.

Oh well, back to work...
I thought of using MILF, but didn't feel it was appropriate to the situation.
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uh.... huh.... :shock:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:you guys really want to get me in trouble, don't you?
You?
In trouble?
With who?
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Her husband.
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uh.... huh....
You do know what a MILF is, don't you?
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