Guri vs. Data...with a twist :twisted:

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-10-22 04:42pm

I do now.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 04:43pm

You're welcome.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-22 04:48pm

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-22 05:08pm

Bah everyone watched American Pie, it is impossible you had no foreknowledge of MILF.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-22 05:11pm

Ted wrote:most likely true, but it also depends on the kinda guy I think. Would a nerd or a very shy guy be like that? Most likely not.

A shy guy will make the effort, but he'll probably pop in 10 seconds because he doesn't get it that often.

Kelly Antilles wrote:When it comes to flat out sex, most guys (that I know of) are "wham, bam, thank you ma'am."

Of course, 'cause that's the fun part. Mind you, I'm not so sure I buy the female "tenderness" line 100%. Rebecca once confessed that during foreplay, she can get impatient for the pounding. That might just be her and not all women, though ...

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-22 05:21pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:When it comes to flat out sex, most guys (that I know of) are "wham, bam, thank you ma'am."

Of course, 'cause that's the fun part. Mind you, I'm not so sure I buy the female "tenderness" line 100%. Rebecca once confessed that during foreplay, she can get impatient for the pounding. That might just be her and not all women, though ...[/quote]

Well I know of at least one ex- who would rush me (hell I enjoy foreplay a lot). So it isn't an across the board thing but yeah there are definately women who can at times get antsy.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 05:21pm

A shy guy will make the effort, but he'll probably pop in 10 seconds because he doesn't get it that often.

Either that, or he won't get hard 'cause he'll be too damned nervous.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 05:25pm

Well I know of at least one ex- who would rush me (hell I enjoy foreplay a lot). So it isn't an across the board thing but yeah there are definately women who can at times get antsy.

Foreplay is definitely fun, but I need to have a bottle of water right next to me, otherwise my mouth just gets too damned dry. :)

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-10-22 05:27pm

Durandal wrote:
Well I know of at least one ex- who would rush me (hell I enjoy foreplay a lot). So it isn't an across the board thing but yeah there are definately women who can at times get antsy.
Foreplay is definitely fun, but I need to have a bottle of water right next to me, otherwise my mouth just gets too damned dry. :)

That's why ya gotta mix in all sorts of foreplay and, of course, exchange fluids to mositurize yourself.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-22 05:30pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Well I know of at least one ex- who would rush me (hell I enjoy foreplay a lot). So it isn't an across the board thing but yeah there are definately women who can at times get antsy.
Foreplay is definitely fun, but I need to have a bottle of water right next to me, otherwise my mouth just gets too damned dry.
That's why ya gotta mix in all sorts of foreplay and, of course, exchange fluids to mositurize yourself.

I dont think he gets the same amount that you get on barracks.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-10-22 05:35pm

That's why ya gotta mix in all sorts of foreplay and, of course, exchange fluids to mositurize yourself.

That depends on the girl. Some of the aforementioned fluid tastes like raw fish, and I'd rather just keep my Brita water bottle on-hand.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-10-22 05:41pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:Whaddya mean "used to"?
Ah, so you still post there. I used to post occasionally as Gritsucker. Maybe you remember me, had like 500 post count or so.

Ah, yes, I remember you. The question is, how well do you remember me?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 06:57pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:you guys really want to get me in trouble, don't you?

Hey, we be right there getting in trouble with ya.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-22 07:03pm

Hotfoot wrote:[Ah, yes, I remember you. The question is, how well do you remember me?

Hey there, let's not get too egotistical over there. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-10-22 07:12pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:Ah, yes, I remember you. The question is, how well do you remember me?
Hey there, let's not get too egotistical over there. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know.

Like hell it doesn't.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-22 07:30pm

I go away for several hours and look what happens...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-22 07:50pm

Larz wrote:I go away for several hours and look what happens...

That's what I've been thinking for about two hours now..

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-10-22 08:48pm

This thread can give the Change a Letter thread a run for its money.
I'd like to participate more in this, but I'm underage.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-10-22 08:55pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:This thread can give the Change a Letter thread a run for its money.
I'd like to participate more in this, but I'm underage.

So?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 08:57pm

XaLEv wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:This thread can give the Change a Letter thread a run for its money.
I'd like to participate more in this, but I'm underage.
So?

Well this thread is verging on outright porn.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-22 09:06pm

Stormbringer wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:This thread can give the Change a Letter thread a run for its money.
I'd like to participate more in this, but I'm underage.
So?
Well this thread is verging on outright porn.

That would stop minors why? Keep in mind the average age at which a kid in the US first sees porn is 9.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 09:08pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Well this thread is verging on outright porn.
That would stop minors why? Keep in mind the average age at which a kid in the US first sees porn is 9.

True but apparently he thinks, as a minor he shouldn't see it. So what?

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-22 09:58pm

Stormbringer wrote: Well this thread is verging on outright porn.

Not really, not yet.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-10-22 09:58pm

Now it is

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-10-22 09:58pm

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:
Stormbringer wrote: Well this thread is verging on outright porn.
Not really, not yet.

That's why it's verging and not actually porn yet.