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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote: Or secretly desire?
Hmmmm, is that comment about the boys or yourself, Kel? :wink:
*ahem* No comment.
--Ah hah! *light bulb brightens over head* That is how Darth Wong got this idea from!
-No what recipe would everyone like? How about one with alcohol.
1. Select random yummy fruit (should be things like oranges, melons, strawberries, etc).
2. Remove any none yummy parts from said yummy fruit.
3. Get some vodka or other hard liquor with complimentory flavor to fruit.
4. Get some ice cubes.
5. Throw fruit into blender with 1/4 ice and blend. Add more ice until you get a slushy type mix.
6. Add alcohol until you can just barely taste it.
7. Add more ice to recover slushy consistancy.
8. Drink new experiment...
9. Wonder just how it was you got drunk so fast... :twisted:
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Rob Wilson wrote:Gaaah, if you're going to TGOD at least do it properly Adam! Both sytle and Format on that were appalling (though thankfully nowhere near Transcend levels *shudder*), if your unsure what I mean, just add it to the list of current PM's :D
TGOD? IS that what we're supposed to be doing? I thought it was a friendly bout of verbal abuse :P

*Force-storms you into the Trascend-verse*
Oh, and everyone else that's been in here on tangents has at least contributed to the thread theme first (or concurrently), so any recipes, cooking stuff?
that just makes what I'm saying more unique.
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Zaia wrote:LOL

And in a matter of four posts, we're back full-circle to talking about my breasts again. :D
SWEET! And this time I'm around to participate!

Although this time I took the liberty of wrapping them in high voltage electrical wires (I insulated you first, dont worry) so next time Rob tries to leap on them, he gets a 500,000 volt HELLO :D
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL

And in a matter of four posts, we're back full-circle to talking about my breasts again. :D
SWEET! And this time I'm around to participate!
LOL Glad you're please, darlin'. :D
Although this time I took the liberty of wrapping them in high voltage electrical wires (I insulated you first, dont worry) so next time Rob tries to leap on them, he gets a 500,000 volt HELLO :D
Egad! Insulated me with WHAT, might I ask?! :shock:
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Before you flirt, you have to post a recipe. :)
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Connor MacLeod wrote:TGOD? IS that what we're supposed to be doing? I thought it was a friendly bout of verbal abuse :P

*Force-storms you into the Trascend-verse*
*Recalls Rob with a Centerpoint II*
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Zaia wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL

And in a matter of four posts, we're back full-circle to talking about my breasts again. :D
SWEET! And this time I'm around to participate!
LOL Glad you're please, darlin'. :D
Ah ah. I havent participated quite yet. I havent really thought up a good way to insinuate your breasts into a clever comment yet. I think ig might involve pudding at some point along hte line, though.

*runs back to scribbling ideas*
Egad! Insulated me with WHAT, might I ask?! :shock:
Something soft, comfortable, form-fitting, and transparent. :P

Or were you asking what did I use to apply the insulation? :P
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:TGOD? IS that what we're supposed to be doing? I thought it was a friendly bout of verbal abuse :P

*Force-storms you into the Trascend-verse*
*Recalls Rob with a Centerpoint II*
How would oyu like to co-star in your very own RayCavian fanfic :P
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Iceberg wrote:Before you flirt, you have to post a recipe. :)
Nooooooo

I cook by instinct and/or the Force. I never really write them down.
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:P We all posted recipes before WE got to flirt with Zaia! What makes YOU special? :)
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Connor MacLeod wrote:How would oyu like to co-star in your very own RayCavian fanfic :P
I could handle it. :mrgreen:

But in the spirit of things... *has a B-52 carpet-bomb Connor's position with ACME anvils*
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Iceberg wrote::P We all posted recipes before WE got to flirt with Zaia! What makes YOU special? :)
Uhm.. I'm a Sith Apprentice, and I have my name credited in the AOTC ICS. :P
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:How would oyu like to co-star in your very own RayCavian fanfic :P
I could handle it. :mrgreen:

But in the spirit of things... *has a B-52 carpet-bomb Connor's position with ACME anvils*
*unleashes the Janeway/Darkstar porn on Crazy*
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Connor MacLeod wrote:*unleashes the Janeway/Darkstar porn on Crazy*
*Deploys own stock of Janeway porn on Connor*
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*unleashes the Janeway/Darkstar porn on Crazy*
*Deploys own stock of Janeway porn on Connor*
*Force Storm's Crazy into his own porn as the male lead opposite janeway*
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Hmmm...would you guys like a totally different recipe from what you usally see? Lemme go home first and look it up. It's the nearest equivalent that I know to Trek's Rokeg blood pie....
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Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:TGOD? IS that what we're supposed to be doing? I thought it was a friendly bout of verbal abuse :P

*Force-storms you into the Trascend-verse*
*Recalls Rob with a Centerpoint II*
Anyone else get a vision of me zooming back and forth and looking to Camera with a world-weary Droopy look? :D
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Iceberg wrote::P We all posted recipes before WE got to flirt with Zaia! What makes YOU special? :)
Uhm.. I'm a Sith Apprentice, and I have my name credited in the AOTC ICS. :P
So, I'm a Sith Apprentice and I've met Darth Vader (Actor and voice), but I still posted a recipe. No excuses, a recipe or we cook and eat you :p
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Rob Wilson wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force-storms you into the Trascend-verse*
*Recalls Rob with a Centerpoint II*
Anyone else get a vision of me zooming back and forth and looking to Camera with a world-weary Droopy look? :D

LOL :D

generator_g1: Blood pie?! *clutches queasy stomach* Ewwwww.
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verilon wrote:
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verilon wrote:I prefer it gravy-like myself.. But I als have a definite like for pepper, so my beef and pork dishes tend to be a bit peppery.
If it ain't spiced, I didn't cook it. :D Though I tend to amelliorate the spices and savouries when I'm cooking for others.
amelliorate = hold back?
Sorry I have a tendancy to go nuts with the long words to shorten the typing I have to do. Ameliorate is to make better in context, so the whole sentence should have been 'Though I tend to [make better use of] the spices and savouries [to take away the sharp taste] when I'm cooking for others.' And then I end up having to type more, to explain it afterwards... oh the irony. :D
verilon wrote:And I tend to have a lot of pepper on my chicken, as well. :lol: I tell you, I am a pepper fiend.. And a chile hound, too. (As opposed to chili[/i], with an i.. and yes, there is a difference, and yes, I get pissed off if people confuse them). One spicy thing I don't like *too* much but is still rather good: Korean Ramen. LOTS of cayenne...


Ah cayenne, the all-rounder of the spice rack. Yum.:)
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Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Storm's Crazy into his own porn as the male lead opposite janeway*
*Force Lightnings Janeway, recalls self with Centerpoint II*

You were saying? *Zaps Connor*

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:lol: Yes, cayenne.. a necessity on the spice rack, between the garlic powder (which stands generally unused in my kitchen) and the onion powder (which stands quite frequently used in my kitchen). Right now, though, I'm craving spaghetti, which, unfrtunately, is quite simple as compared to a lot of people's. I don't like parmesan cheese or basil..
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Zaia wrote: generator_g1: Blood pie?! *clutches queasy stomach* Ewwwww.
Oooo, that reminds me of being bcak home, a fresh Balck pudding and Haggis supper, with Salt and Vinegar o the chips and Brown sauce on the Batter-encased Haggis and Black pudding. Hhhhhhmm.

And a proper Black Pudding mind you, not one of those horrible fatty-nodule laden English affairs, No! A Proper Black pudding, in golden batter and crying out to be eaten. :D
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Hint: For better cholesterol and a lower blood pressure, substitute garlic POWDER (not salt) in recipes that call for salt.
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verilon wrote::lol: Yes, cayenne.. a necessity on the spice rack, between the garlic powder (which stands generally unused in my kitchen) and the onion powder (which stands quite frequently used in my kitchen). Right now, though, I'm craving spaghetti, which, unfrtunately, is quite simple as compared to a lot of people's. I don't like parmesan cheese or basil..
Don't need either one in spaghetti. Yet, you DO need garlic. You really should use it ver.

btw, I'm allergic to basil.
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