Boys don't cook

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-07 11:01am

Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 11:06am

Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.

I am told consistently that I'm a vampire because I refuse to eat much garlic, I stay out of the sun for the most part, I have a bit of a bloodlust, and I am nocturnal... but that's another story.

As for my spaghetti, I do like a mushroom and garlic sauce, as long as there's only a HINT of garlic. (No, I don't like garlic bread, but French bread [or is it Freedom bread, now?

] is good for me.)

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-07 11:11am

Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.

I wish to lodge a complaint. Zaia amde a comment containing the word 'naked', and no one has yet made a lewd out-of-context post about it! This slipshod falling of the standards of the Board will not be tolerated. Someone make a suggestive comment immediately, or we'll be mistaken for having morals or some such.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 11:13am

Rob Wilson wrote:
Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.
I wish to lodge a complaint. Zaia amde a comment containing the word 'naked', and no one has yet made a lewd out-of-context post about it! This slipshod falling of the standards of the Board will not be tolerated. Someone make a suggestive comment immediately, or we'll be mistaken for having morals or some such.

It's two posts away, and I consider Zaia too close to do that. [thwap]

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-05-07 11:15am

Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Storm's Crazy into his own porn as the male lead opposite janeway*
*Force Lightnings Janeway, recalls self with Centerpoint II*

You were saying? *Zaps Connor*

(Ah, this is getting hilarious... three Sith Apprentices, all duking it out with each other..)

"The funny thing is that the lowlander over there thinks he's the only one with Force powers," *Force Pulls Connors scrotum up over Connors head and attaches it to wall with Connors sword* "Which is of course tragically wrong."

Force Atomic Scrotum Wedgies, the polite way to get a fellow Siths undivided attention.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-07 12:54pm

Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.

That just brought to mind an amazing image of... nah, far too easy.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 12:58pm

Iceberg wrote:
Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.
That just brought to mind an amazing image of... nah, far too easy.

'Course you (and nearly every other guy on the board) would think that, Mr. Lettuce Man... [thwap]

[EDIT] ANd for whatever, reason, reviewing Zaia's comment, I thought of body shots..

See what sleep dep does to ya?

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-07 01:00pm

Hush, you. I digs the girls.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 01:07pm

Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.

Of which species?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 01:13pm

Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.

That doesn't make me consider her any less of a close friend..

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-07 01:14pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.
Of which species?

You know, I never even thought of that. Of course, what that says about you...

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-07 01:15pm

verilon wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.
That doesn't make me consider her any less of a close friend..

I'm not saying it wouldn't. But let me have my fantasies, mmkay?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-05-07 01:17pm

Iceberg wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.
Of which species?
You know, I never even thought of that. Of course, what that says about you...

I'm a straight luvving hot heterosexual stud on ice, or something.

And women are my game at least until that genital rot disease passes to humans and I wake up with my dick literally in my hands.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 01:19pm

Iceberg wrote:
verilon wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.
That doesn't make me consider her any less of a close friend..
I'm not saying it wouldn't. But let me have my fantasies, mmkay?

Keep 'em to yourself, Lettuce Man!

[thwap]

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-07 01:34pm

Rob: *chuckles* Obviously you guys are slippin'...

ver: Mmmmm, body shots. Nummy.

And you are so adorable when you're being protective. *kisses ver's nose*

Iceberg: You are such a cutie. Tell Betsy she's a damn lucky woman, 'k?

AV: You almost had me until you brought up the genital rot disease...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-07 01:45pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Iceberg wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote: Of which species?
You know, I never even thought of that. Of course, what that says about you...
I'm a straight luvving hot heterosexual stud on ice, or something.

And women are my game at least until that genital rot disease passes to humans and I wake up with my dick literally in my hands.

But then you can use the motto: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-07 01:48pm

neoolong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Iceberg wrote: You know, I never even thought of that. Of course, what that says about you...
I'm a straight luvving hot heterosexual stud on ice, or something.

And women are my game at least until that genital rot disease passes to humans and I wake up with my dick literally in my hands.
But then you can use the motto: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

Such a....ummm...interesting image

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-07 01:49pm

Zaia wrote:ver: Mmmmm, body shots. Nummy. And you are so adorable when you're being protective. *kisses ver's nose*

[brings out a bottle of tequila, some salt, and some limes]....[puts them back away and saves them for the BotM

]

[melts platonically]

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-07 11:16pm

Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.

I suddenly visualize you eating dinner at an Olive Garden wearing nothing but a smile.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go Samuel Jackson on a couple of smartasses. <wrenches a pipe from the wall and calls for Rob and Crazy>

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-07 11:17pm

Iceberg wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Hush, you. I digs the girls.
Of which species?
You know, I never even thought of that. Of course, what that says about you...

The less said about AV's sexual preferences (probably involving Rei costumes and pie in some fashion), the better.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-07 11:18pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Zaia wrote:Usually when I eat spaghetti, I either have it with a creamy mushroom sauce, butter & garlic sauce, or completely naked with a tiny bit of salt.
I wish to lodge a complaint. Zaia amde a comment containing the word 'naked', and no one has yet made a lewd out-of-context post about it! This slipshod falling of the standards of the Board will not be tolerated. Someone make a suggestive comment immediately, or we'll be mistaken for having morals or some such.

As if you're one to talk

I dont see you making any.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-07 11:19pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Iceberg wrote: We all posted recipes before WE got to flirt with Zaia! What makes YOU special?
Uhm.. I'm a Sith Apprentice, and I have my name credited in the AOTC ICS.
So, I'm a Sith Apprentice and I've met Darth Vader (Actor and voice), but I still posted a recipe. No excuses, a recipe or we cook and eat you :p

I'm an immortal too. Hah!

And if anyone's going to eat me, it will be Zaia. And only if my GF allows it

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-07 11:24pm

Zaia wrote:Iceberg: You are such a cutie. Tell Betsy she's a damn lucky woman, 'k?

D'AWWWWW... I'm a sucker for flattery, and that's the truth.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-07 11:24pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Storm's Crazy into his own porn as the male lead opposite janeway*
*Force Lightnings Janeway, recalls self with Centerpoint II*

You were saying? *Zaps Connor*

*zaps Crazy, and Force Storms him off into gay Darkstar orgy*

(Ah, this is getting hilarious... three Sith Apprentices, all duking it out with each other..)

The sad part is we're not fighting over a girl. I nominate we vote Zaia the official Girl to Fight Over, even if at least one of us (namely me) can't really do anything with her even if I win

(it gives the fight a nominal purpose at least)

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-07 11:28pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Storm's Crazy into his own porn as the male lead opposite janeway*
*Force Lightnings Janeway, recalls self with Centerpoint II*

You were saying? *Zaps Connor*

(Ah, this is getting hilarious... three Sith Apprentices, all duking it out with each other..)
"The funny thing is that the lowlander over there thinks he's the only one with Force powers," *Force Pulls Connors scrotum up over Connors head and attaches it to wall with Connors sword* "Which is of course tragically wrong."

Its not a matter of who has powers, its whose are stronger.

*Rip's Rob's spirit from his body with the Force and merges it in with Transcend, then sics a bunch of garbage bins on him*