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Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-12 03:21pm

Incidentally, I'm a bit disappointed no one commented on Ando's beautiful 'the big finger'/'score!' post back on page 14 relating to me having a threesome with him and his gf. YOU GUYS ARE SLACKIN'!!!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-12 11:03pm

Zaia wrote:Incidentally, I'm a bit disappointed no one commented on Ando's beautiful 'the big finger'/'score!' post back on page 14 relating to me having a threesome with him and his gf. YOU GUYS ARE SLACKIN'!!! :D

I'm disappointed as well. I put much time and effort into those posts...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-13 02:46am

Zaia wrote:Incidentally, I'm a bit disappointed no one commented on Ando's beautiful 'the big finger'/'score!' post back on page 14 relating to me having a threesome with him and his gf. YOU GUYS ARE SLACKIN'!!!

In all honesty..

I didn't get it.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-13 10:59am

Gandalf wrote:In all honesty..

I didn't get it.

F'real?! Huh. And you're from Australia too... I thought--nevermind.

Ok, have you seen the commercials for the Big Finger? [Here in the states, it's called "Big Kat" so I knew the Americans wouldn't get it, but in Aus it's the "Big Finger" which is such a better name anyway] Person A does something rude to Person B. Person B gets pissy at them, says they're going to give Person A "the big finger," and you think "Oh, the middle finger, of course!" and instead, Person B hands Person A the big Kit Kat. So, that was a nice way of Ando saying he was flipping everyone off...

The 'score' part was a little more obvious, since he and I had been talking about how he had worded something, making it sound like we had slept together. Eventually it worked its way around to how I wouldn't be evil enough or rude enough to exclude his gf (who's also one of my best friends ever) from any sex that would go on between us, so obviously she would be invited too.

So:

Ando + me + his beautiful gf = threesome ---> Ando giving the guys who flirt with me on the board 'the big finger' ---> Ando rubbing it in even more with the "SCORE!!" pic

The end.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-14 12:23am

Zaia wrote:
Gandalf wrote:In all honesty..

I didn't get it.
<snip>

I get the Big Finger thing, I watch about 8 hours of TV a day.

The rest I didn't get, and to be honest am still having trouble.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-14 12:28am

Ah. Well, he was yelling "Score!" because I offered to have group sex with him and his girlfriend. Sex = scoring (to some man-beasts like Ando), so the pic of the goal being made was just a visual way for him to say, "Haha, you all can flirt with Zaia all you want, but she offered to have a threesome with my gf and me!! HAH!!" It would be double the scoring, actually, since it would be double the usual amount of women. So...he was bragging. In a funny, cute kind of way.

Some guys think it's like a dream come true, to have two women at the same time. Others don't. Maybe you're one of those. *shrugs*

Anyway, that's what that is all about, darlin' boy. Make sense now, or still no?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-14 12:32am

What I heard Zaia and threesome in the same sentence. What's going on?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-14 12:34am

neoolong wrote:What I heard Zaia and threesome in the same sentence. What's going on?

Maybe you've gone to heaven?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-14 12:36am

neoolong wrote:What I heard Zaia and threesome in the same sentence. What's going on?

*points to page 14 of this thread*

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-14 12:42am

Hehe. Careful, your halo is slipping.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-14 12:43am

neoolong wrote:Hehe. Careful, your halo is slipping.

You know what the best part about all that is? I know both of them in real life and meant my offer.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-05-14 05:53am

Zaia wrote:[Here in the states, it's called "Big Kat" so I knew the Americans wouldn't get it, but in Aus it's the "Big Finger" which is such a better name anyway]

Bah. Kit Kat Chunky is a better name than either.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-14 10:29am

innerbrat wrote:
Zaia wrote:[Here in the states, it's called "Big Kat" so I knew the Americans wouldn't get it, but in Aus it's the "Big Finger" which is such a better name anyway]
Bah. Kit Kat Chunky is a better name than either.

*ponders* Actually, I may be wrong about it still being called 'Big Kat' here. I know it used to be, but 'Chunky' sounds familiar too... Hmm. Guess I'll just have to go buy one and figure it out!!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-14 10:31am

Here's a hint of something to do with a Kit Kat bar.... put it in the freezer (or better yet, in an ice bin) until it chills. Mmmmm, delicious.

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2003-05-14 11:50am

Kelly Antilles wrote:Here's a hint of something to do with a Kit Kat bar.... put it in the freezer (or better yet, in an ice bin) until it chills. Mmmmm, delicious.

oh man, I used to do that years ago. That does make them damn good.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-14 11:54am

I worked in a movie theater. We'd buy one of the big bars, put it in the icebin under a pile of ice and then have it after the shows. Perfect temperature.

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2003-05-14 12:13pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I worked in a movie theater. We'd buy one of the big bars, put it in the icebin under a pile of ice and then have it after the shows. Perfect temperature.

heh. Nifty. I've never worked in a movie theater, but putting them in my freezer for a bit has worked well.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-14 07:39pm

Zaia wrote:
neoolong wrote:Hehe. Careful, your halo is slipping. :twisted:

You know what the best part about all that is? I know both of them in real life and meant my offer. :twisted:

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W H E E E E E E E

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Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-14 10:52pm

Of course, there's the difficulty of having +10,000 miles between the Ando/Sar unit and myself...

Oh well. Nothing's perfect, I guess.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-14 11:35pm

Zaia wrote:Of course, there's the difficulty of having +10,000 miles between the Ando/Sar unit and myself...

Oh well. Nothing's perfect, I guess. :P

Sigh. Well, you could always come and visit... You keep saying you will...

Love the new AV by the way, very cute, very you.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-14 11:47pm

weemadando wrote:
Zaia wrote:Of course, there's the difficulty of having +10,000 miles between the Ando/Sar unit and myself...
Oh well. Nothing's perfect, I guess.
Sigh. Well, you could always come and visit... You keep saying you will...

Love the new AV by the way, very cute, very you.

I will come visit. I need money first! Besides, I went to you and Sar last time...maybe you could come see me?

Oh, and thank you muchly for the compliment about my avatar, love.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-15 12:01am

Zaia wrote:
weemadando wrote:
Zaia wrote:Of course, there's the difficulty of having +10,000 miles between the Ando/Sar unit and myself...
Oh well. Nothing's perfect, I guess. :P
Sigh. Well, you could always come and visit... You keep saying you will...

Love the new AV by the way, very cute, very you.
I will come visit. I need money first! Besides, I went to you and Sar last time...maybe you could come see me? :P :D

You know that both I and Sarah, after receiving slaps upsides the head from you (you know why), would be oblidged to forward aforementioned slap to Brian.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-05-15 12:49am

weemadando wrote:You know that both I and Sarah, after receiving slaps upsides the head from you (you know why), would be oblidged to forward aforementioned slap to Brian.

Ahh, don't tempt me. Although at the moment, I'm getting the vibe like he doesn't want to be slapped into action. I'm currently feeling very disgruntled when it comes to him.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-05-15 01:10am

Kelly Antilles wrote:Here's a hint of something to do with a Kit Kat bar.... put it in the freezer (or better yet, in an ice bin) until it chills. Mmmmm, delicious.

Blah, no offense, but yuck. I hate frozen candy bars. I don't like candy bars much in the first place. Kit Kats being an exception, but why would you do that to a good piece of candy?

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-05-15 01:11am

Kelly Antilles wrote:Here's a hint of something to do with a Kit Kat bar.... put it in the freezer (or better yet, in an ice bin) until it chills. Mmmmm, delicious.

and in a pinch, it makes for a easy to dispose of sex toy.

*runs before the boos and rotten tomatoes are thrown*