Sure took you long enough.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:7" erect.
Let's see some of you claim I'm such a prude now.
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I'm not even sure I could read the ruler at that angle....Zaia wrote:. How would you even--nevermind, I really don't want to know. You'd have to be doing something reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad to whip out a ruler then and..yeah.......
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Wait a second, that means that if you get an erection in public your DOOOMED!Lord Poe wrote:Mine is so fucking monsterous, that I have to coil it around my body several times. That's why people think I'm fat.
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Well, we do know that your breasts fill my hands quite nicely, and that they're so warm and fun to play with. They also bounce quite quite well when we go running or when you're riding me during sex. From that I know that they're C cups, though I can't get an accurate measure on the other part of bra size.jmac wrote:I don't wear bras so I don't know about breast size
As for my penis size it's slightly smaller than average, which unfortunately means I have no future as a pornstar.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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to lovers talking about their sex life ( at least on of them is ). ain´t that cute?aerius wrote:Well, we do know that your breasts fill my hands quite nicely, and that they're so warm and fun to play with. They also bounce quite quite well when we go running or when you're riding me during sex. From that I know that they're C cups, though I can't get an accurate measure on the other part of bra size.jmac wrote:I don't wear bras so I don't know about breast size
As for my penis size it's slightly smaller than average, which unfortunately means I have no future as a pornstar.
it would be pretty interesting, if you opened 2 new threads. one for jmac to tell us these stories from her view and one for aerius to see them from his view.
For real. Besides, even if I was having a boring enough time to suggest whipping out the ruler, what would it mean once I knew anyway? No one else knows (as far as I know, anyway), so it's not like I can brag or mope about it or anything.... *shrug*innerbrat wrote:I'm not even sure I could read the ruler at that angle....
Haven't decided whether I should post the other or not. I really don't think Ando or Ewo would care to know what my cup size is...
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7 and a half inches long
near two and a half across
never bothered to measure around
the range is below three feet though
near two and a half across
never bothered to measure around
the range is below three feet though
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Like Howard Stern, I have no problem admitting that I'm no porno stud. I'm average at best. Then again, Rebecca has told me that there are certain sex acts she would never let me perform on her if I was any bigger, so I'm not going to cry about it
PS. You guys who keep saying you have foot-long dicks do realize that most women find the really big ones scary, don't you? You're trying to impress the guys, not the girls. That makes perfect sense in Einy's case, but for the rest of you ...
PS. You guys who keep saying you have foot-long dicks do realize that most women find the really big ones scary, don't you? You're trying to impress the guys, not the girls. That makes perfect sense in Einy's case, but for the rest of you ...
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Anal comes to mind immediately for some reason, though I imagine there are other things that won't be too pleasant with a porno-sized dick. It still boggles my mind how female pornstars can easily take a thick, foot long dick up the ass and get pumped hard without passing out in pain.Darth Wong wrote:Like Howard Stern, I have no problem admitting that I'm no porno stud. I'm average at best. Then again, Rebecca has told me that there are certain sex acts she would never let me perform on her if I was any bigger, so I'm not going to cry about it
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
What about deep throat? Some of that shit is downright scary.aerius wrote: Anal comes to mind immediately for some reason, though I imagine there are other things that won't be too pleasant with a porno-sized dick. It still boggles my mind how female pornstars can easily take a thick, foot long dick up the ass and get pumped hard without passing out in pain.
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That's another thing I wonder about, how the hell do they deep throat monster sized dicks without gagging and throwing up? In my customs days I've seen amateur porn where the girl gagged on the penises and couldn't continue, so they likely do some kind of training or something to give BJ's and deep throats. Maybe they actually do have a school for pornstars somewhere that we haven't heard about.XaLEv wrote:What about deep throat? Some of that shit is downright scary.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Porno girls do sometimes gag; that is usually edited out, although some directors actually keep it in because there are some guys who get off on that (yeah, I know, it's pretty sad).
I don't know what the fuck a male porno fan is supposed to get out of watching another guy get a blowjob anyway.
I don't know what the fuck a male porno fan is supposed to get out of watching another guy get a blowjob anyway.
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The thing that both my BF and myself found surprising was how much my breasts have filled out after I turned 20. I pretty much stopped growing when I was about 19 and back then I was perhaps about halfway between an A cup & a B cup. Since then they've filled out to C cups, and they'd better not get any bigger since that would get in the way of doing a lot of sports!
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I can't figure out this one either, especially with the shitty camera angles they tend to use. All I can see is the guy's dick, the girl's face, and a pair of hairy balls, I can't even see the girl's tits or anything for fuck's sake! And I'm suppose to get turned on by this how?Darth Wong wrote:I don't know what the fuck a male porno fan is supposed to get out of watching another guy get a blowjob anyway.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Bah.XaLEv wrote:Sure took you long enough.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:7" erect.
Let's see some of you claim I'm such a prude now.
The fact that I even posted here should be enough...
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Since it amuses us all to enjoin such conversation:
Roughly 6", never measured girth just length.
Zaia why would Ando and Ewo not want to know?
Roughly 6", never measured girth just length.
Zaia why would Ando and Ewo not want to know?
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Because they know me in real life, one is a straight female friend, one is a male friend who is dating one of my best friends, and they probably don't want to think about how large my breasts are?CmdrWilkens wrote:Zaia why would Ando and Ewo not want to know?
Just a guess.
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Well, then put a disclaimer at the top of your post, Zaia!
Mine is between 6 and 7 inches long, when I measured it 6 months ago (it was late and I was bored). But I'm still growing, I think.
Mine is between 6 and 7 inches long, when I measured it 6 months ago (it was late and I was bored). But I'm still growing, I think.
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7" fully erect
6 1/2" around
no bullshit either. *pats digital camera*
6 1/2" around
no bullshit either. *pats digital camera*
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Sonnenburg wrote:My wife has an interesting body chemistry: when she gains weight it goes straight to her boobs and hips, but almost nowhere else. So while she still has a 25" waist she's overflowing her 42 D bra.
Why do I picture you standing over her with a chocolate bar saying "come on honey, just eat one more. It's good for both of us."
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