Absolute BEST Way You Got Woke Up!

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-18 01:50pm

Actually the best, by this I mean most refreshing, time I woke up was after I passed out from basically ODing on caffeine. I drank more than two pots of coffee the night before and had passed out from the rush...the next morning I woke up and literally jumped out of bed.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-18 09:14pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:Actually the best, by this I mean most refreshing, time I woke up was after I passed out from basically ODing on caffeine. I drank more than two pots of coffee the night before and had passed out from the rush...the next morning I woke up and literally jumped out of bed.

LOL!

Gives new meaning to the word "BOING!!!"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-18 09:15pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Einy. Redundent?

You're losing your touch man.

LMFAO!!!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-19 02:22pm

How about waking up at the usual time for work looking at your watch seeing that it's the weekend and rolling over and going back to sleep? Not kinky, not cute, not horny, but it is the best feeling in the world.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-19 05:39pm

Hmm....blowjobs are most pleasant to awake to....

Though I do remember once with my first gf, a tiny little redhead (she was lucky if she was all of 5' tall) waking up on my back to her riding my cock....that was one to treasure.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-19 08:13pm

aerius wrote:Waking up with my GF's nice warm body snuggled up against me. Nothing better than that for me.

Hell yeah, waking up with them curled up next to you with your arms around them. Nothing beats it. Not even waking up to - *hurk* [is dragged off by Zaia and beaten severely].

I'll second that. ~ David

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-19 09:24pm

Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got.
The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!!

I have the suddent urge to rip you apart with a chainfist.

Me? Waking up to my girlfriend snuggled against me.

Untill i realised i had no girlfirend and woke up =/...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-19 11:33pm

Necro99 wrote:
Mine happened today. My bf brought a cute Indian boi to bed as I was starting to wake up. Then we had a nice menage a trois. Actually it was a bit one-sided because me and my bf both fucked him. I almost woke up two other guys who were sleeping in the other bed in the same room (We have a small apartment fulla guys).I told him afterwards that was the best wake-up call I ever got.
The best part? It was all Anal Sex!!!
I have the suddent urge to rip you apart with a chainfist.

Me? Waking up to my girlfriend snuggled against me.

Untill i realised i had no girlfirend and woke up =/...

<NELSON> HA HA! </NELSON>
I hope you get a gf soon.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-20 06:20pm

Woke up once next to my gf, that was the most beautiful thing ever.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-20 08:07pm

weemadando wrote:
aerius wrote:Waking up with my GF's nice warm body snuggled up against me. Nothing better than that for me.
Hell yeah, waking up with them curled up next to you with your arms around them. Nothing beats it. Not even waking up to - *hurk* [is dragged off by Zaia and beaten severely].

I'll second that.

Now, really, dahlink, would I ever beat you severely? Remember, I am still a pacifist. Even when you're talking about my best friend.

Waking up in the arms of a guy I adore (who hopefully adores me right back) is absolutely the best feeling in the world. There's nothing like being cuddly first thing in the morning--and if it's first thing in the early afternoon, even better. I'm not much of a morning girlie.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-20 08:40pm

Zaia wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now, really, dahlink, would I ever beat you severely? Remember, I am still a pacifist. Even when you're talking about my best friend. :D

But if I had continued I am quite sure that grievous bodily harm would have been sustained.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-20 09:43pm

weemadando wrote:
Zaia wrote:

Now, really, dahlink, would I ever beat you severely? Remember, I am still a pacifist. Even when you're talking about my best friend.
But if I had continued I am quite sure that grievous bodily harm would have been sustained.

Hmmm, I'm tougher than you think. You may continue if you like; don't stop on my account!

I wouldn't want to deprive the board members of anything, you know.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-21 06:35am

I love waking up, realising it's past noon, and stretching in my bed, then lying there and doing nothing for an hour or too, periodically losing consciousness.

Having never had a gf, I've never woken up like most of the others in this thread.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-01-21 12:38pm

Girl: *Gloomp* "Laaarrrzzz, nap times over, wakey, wakey"
Me: *mfff, mfff mfff mff mfff...* -Mind letting go so I can breath...-
Girl: "Whoops, maybe I shouldn't have tried hugging you while you were sleeping with your head in my lap..."
me: *mff, mff, mfff mfff mfff f f...* -Its okay, I'm enjoying myself...-