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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: All of these would be acceptable ways to die if someone I loved was there for me, promising me and reassuring me... ..That it was just a sleep I could finally never have to wake up from. That the suffering was over, I'd done my best, and I was very much loved. That there was someone's hand for me to squeeze, or at least arms around me if I had not the strength for a grip myself, would compensate for all the agony in the world. No matter what haze of pain may fill my mind when I die, I want that very last moment, hazy or not, to contain the image of another sapient being, holding me and telling me that I'm loved.
Uhh. . . .generally if you're drowning, it's because there's nobody around to pull your ass out of the water. It's a safe bet to say that falls under the "lonely" death part.
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Being burned alive.
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Is the 'death of a thousand cuts' a real thing? Because that sounds like it sucks.
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A cool way to commit suicide would be to superglue your hands to your skull and hanging yourself with piano wire. They'd figure it out but the first person to find you would probably think that you pulled your own head off in a fit of rage.
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worst way to die? young.
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I don't remember the context (a story thought, I know that much) that it came up in, but in my junior (high school) English class, this came up.

I'll repeat what I said then what I say now: dysentery. Shitting your guts out and hurling chunks en route to death by dehydration can't be pleasant.

IIRC, more than a few G.I.'s (and more WAY more than a few "Japs" I imagine) bit the dust that way in the WWII Pacific jungles.
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Just locking because some retard named Joker doesn't get a few rules.
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