SDnet Chat Is Open!

[Stuart Mackey]

For those of you who haven't noticed, the SDnet chat is open for business!

I got it registered with WyldRyde the other day.

To access, you will need an IRC program (Trillian, mIRC).

You just connect to the irc.wyldryde.net server (port 6667) and join #sdnet.

(ok, I'm done with my blatant self promotion now )

Wonderfull. Shame I never did understand irc

[Crown]

Christ. I havent used IRC in ages.

I'm scared to pop in there and have someone ask me ASL. Whenever I went into a room I always got mistaken for a girl (and my name WAS Connor.... *shudder*)

Ahh the old ASL... It took me like 2 days to realise what that was (I just viewed passively for a long time).

[BrYaN19kc]

I'm kind of new to SD.net, but I had a really great time on chat last night. I hope everybody has the time to pay the chat room a visit.

[Exonerate]

Ok... We had a little madness. I kept a log.

[14:30] * GoGoPowerRangers you Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
[14:30] <Phong_in_the_Trees> gack
[14:30] * Cthulhu is now known as Raxmei
[14:30] <Raxmei> that was fun
[14:30] * NF_UTVol begins plotting to ban any dissenters who try for a coup of the channel, hehehe
[14:30] * Phong_in_the_Trees is now known as Phong
[14:30] * AV is now known as NewNick
[14:30] * Dahak shuts down the primitive HAL 9000 from the moon, since that's his spaceship anyway
[14:31] * HAL_9000 blinks
[14:31] <NewNick> Lol, I'm leet
[14:31] <Phong> Unfair, dahak
[14:31] * GoGoPowerRangers is now known as JanewayDominatrix
[14:31] <Phong> ::hurl::
[14:31] <NewNick> Hehe
[14:31] <NF_UTVol> ROFLMAO
[14:31] <JanewayDominatrix> Ok, I'll change it.
[14:31] * NF_UTVol vomits
[14:31] * Phong shoots Janeway
[14:31] <JanewayDominatrix> Um... Lets see...
[14:31] * NewNick is now known as Ph0ng
[14:31] <Ph0ng> Nuts.
[14:31] <Ph0ng> Phong, I am your evil twin!
[14:31] * HAL_9000 spaces the imposter
[14:31] <Ph0ng> Twice removed.
[14:31] <Dahak> Oh, fine, no more AI wars...darn...all my William Gibson reading is for naught
[14:31] <JanewayDominatrix> Damn, not working.
[14:31] * NF_UTVol pulls out his MANPAD and shoves it up janeways arse and pulls the trigger
[14:32] <JanewayDominatrix> Can't change name!
[14:32] <Ph0ng> Wow for a minute then that sounded sexual.
[14:32] <Iceberg_the_Inquisitor> OK, which Phong has the goatee - good Phong or evil Phong?
[14:32] <Raxmei> ugh, you touched her!
[14:32] <JanewayDominatrix> Noooooooo!
[14:32] <NF_UTVol> no, I never touched her, just the point of a stiner missile
[14:32] <JanewayDominatrix> I can't change my name. Dammit!
[14:32] * Ph0ng is now known as AV
[14:32] <NF_UTVol> er, stinger
[14:32] * HAL_9000 is now known as Cray_9000
[14:32] * NF_UTVol slaps JanewayDominatrix around a bit with a large trout
[14:32] * AV is now known as bollox
[14:32] <bollox> Dammit!
[14:32] * Phong mallets Jameway
[14:32] * bollox is now known as nick
[14:32] * Iceberg_the_Inquisitor is now known as The_Inuqizitor
[14:32] * NF_UTVol is now known as Blue_Max
[14:32] * JanewayDominatrix is now known as JanewayDead
[14:33] <nick> AERARGH!
[14:33] <Blue_Max> heheh, hello, bollox
[14:33] * nick is now known as Zakalwe
[14:33] * The_Inuqizitor is A) warm, B) fuzzy, C) All of the above?
[14:33] <JanewayDead> Oh. Well, for some reason... /nick DarkStar didn't work. Wonder why...
[14:33] <Phong> so many changes ..
[14:33] <Raxmei> inuqizitor?
[14:33] <Zakalwe> It's D, fuzzy and dead.
[14:33] <JanewayDead> Oh my God, it's already in use!
[14:33] <JanewayDead> That explains that.
[14:33] * Dahak is now known as The
[14:33] * Cray_9000 is now known as Dorkstar
[14:33] <Phong> He's Catholic, you see, and thus is an Inqusitior
[14:33] * Zakalwe is now known as Wanker
[14:33] * The is now known as The_Dark
[14:33] * JanewayDead is now known as _DarkStar
[14:33] <Wanker> Hah
[14:33] <Wanker> Noo
[14:33] * Dorkstar says this is getting strange
[14:33] <_DarkStar> The DS uses a chain reaction.
[14:33] <Blue_Max> Question for everyone:
[14:33] <The_Inuqizitor> And there was a game show on Game Show Network called "Inquizition."
[14:34] <Phong> whiskey tango foxtrot, over
[14:34] <Blue_Max> where does the pope live?
[14:34] * Wanker is now known as E
[14:34] <Blue_Max> IN THE WOODS!
[14:34] <E> YES!
[14:34] * Dorkstar is now known as Crayz9000
[14:34] <Phong> The Vatican
[14:34] <_DarkStar> EU DOES NOT COUNT!
[14:34] <The_Inuqizitor> Blue: In the Papal Apartment at the Vatican.
[14:34] <Blue_Max> no, IN THE WOODS
[14:34] * E is now known as A
[14:34] <PeZook> dammit, this is gonna drive me mad
[14:34] <PeZook> does anybody here know
[14:34] * Crayz9000 runs through the alphabet
[14:34] <Phong> we're already mad
[14:34] <Blue_Max> no, DOWN BY THE RIVER IN A CARDBOARD BOX1
[14:34] <PeZook> who invented refridgeration??
[14:34] <Blue_Max> ME1
[14:34] * _DarkStar is now known as RogueIce
[14:34] <Blue_Max> AND YOUR MOM!
[14:34] * A is now known as AV
[14:34] * RogueIce feels so unclean now
[14:34] <The_Inuqizitor> Don't make me change my nick to "Father_Iceberg."
[14:34] <AV> This is fun in a retarded way.
[14:34] * Phong is now known as CharlieInTheTrees
[14:34] <Crayz9000> Because NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!1!!!
[14:34] <Blue_Max> you never expect the SPANISH INQUISITION!
[14:34] * The_Dark has the first glimmerings of an idea
[14:34] * RogueIce is now known as Phong
[14:34] <Phong> ha!
[14:35] * Blue_Max loves quoting Monty Python
[14:35] <AV> PHONG STOP LOVING THE TREES!
[14:35] * Phong is now known as RogueIce
[14:35] <PeZook> ok, i'll take it as a "no"
[14:35] * The_Inuqizitor is now known as Inquisitor
[14:35] * AV is now known as Iceberg
[14:35] * The_Dark is now known as Roguelce
[14:35] <Roguelce>
[14:35] * CharlieInTheTrees shoots RogueIce
[14:35] <PeZook> hmm...i think that, as usual, Wong wrote something about that somewhere
[14:35] * Inquisitor beats Iceberg.
[14:35] <Blue_Max> anyone ever heard the Monty Python "Usage of Fuck"?
[14:35] <Iceberg> I LIKE LCABBAGE... I MEAN LETTUCE!
[14:35] <RogueIce> Which one, Inq?
[14:35] * PeZook heard it
[14:35] * Roguelce is now known as The_Dark
[14:35] <Inquisitor> The one who is really Admiral Valdemar.
[14:35] * CharlieInTheTrees cleans his Kalashnikov
[14:35] <PeZook> but i liked "How not to be seen" better
[14:35] * RogueIce is now known as RogueLice
[14:35] <Blue_Max> Winamp (2.80) is playing (Title: Ode to Joy) (Artist: Mozart) (Size: 3.21Mb Bitrate: 128Kbps Samplerate: 44KHz Channels: Stereo Length: 3min 30sec done with 0min 03sec or 1% [----------])
[14:35] <Iceberg> I like this.
[14:35] <RogueLice> Ok, maybe not.
[14:36] * RogueLice is now known as RogueIce
[14:36] * Iceberg is now known as Phong
[14:36] * Inquisitor is now known as Iceberg
[14:36] <Iceberg> HAH!
[14:36] * Crayz9000 is now known as Windows
[14:36] <Phong> I am a mimetic polyalloy.
[14:36] * RogueIce is now known as NF_UTVol
[14:36] * The_Dark is now known as lceberg
[14:36] * Windows closes
[14:36] * NF_UTVol is now known as RogueIce
[14:36] <Phong> Hey d00ds, I like missiles and trees and shit!
[14:36] <RogueIce> Damn registered nick.
[14:36] * lceberg is now known as AOL
[14:36] <Phong> I can't let AV have fun with bad bioweapons though cos I'm a LAMER!
[14:36] * AOL crashes
[14:36] * Windows reboots
[14:36] * AOL restarts
[14:36] * AOL crashes
[14:36] <Phong> PARP
[14:37] * RogueIce is now known as IBM
[14:37] <Iceberg> "Charlie, man... He's all up in the trees... I can't see 'im... but I can SMELL 'im..."
[14:37] * Windows reboots
[14:37] * CharlieInTheTrees is now known as OS2
[14:37] <Phong> \dies
[14:37] * IBM gets beaten by Windows
[14:37] * OS2 crushes you all!
[14:37] * Windows dies
[14:37] * PeZook using a typically American approach to warfare (known otherwise as "blowing the shit out of stuff with lots and lots of high explosives) calls in artillery on the trees where Charlie is hiding
[14:37] * Windows is now known as Linux
[14:37] * IBM France
[14:37] * IBM is now known as France
[14:37] <OS2> Charlie is no longer here!
[14:37] * France surrenders
[14:37] * HemlockGrey has joined #sdnet
[14:37] * AOL is now known as The_Dark
[14:37] * Linux stomps on France
[14:37] * HemlockGrey laughs
[14:37] * France surrenders again
[14:37] <OS2> Phong is not really Phong
[14:37] <HemlockGrey> FRANCE! I GET IT!
[14:37] <HemlockGrey> It's a joke! I get jokes!
[14:37] <OS2> And OS2 is Phong
[14:37] * Iceberg holds a gun to France.
[14:38] * France is now known as Germany
[14:38] <PeZook> heh...
[14:38] * Iceberg is now known as America
[14:38] <Phong> Yay
[14:38] * Germany gets assraped by France
[14:38] * America stomps on Germany.
[14:38] * Linux is now known as Russia
[14:38] * Blue_Max is now known as USA
[14:38] <PeZook> Civilization doesn't portray France realistically
[14:38] * Germany is now known as iraq
[14:38] * Exon is now known as Italy
[14:38] * America stomps on France.
[14:38] * Russia cleans up the remains of Europe
[14:38] * HemlockGrey is now known as Israel
[14:38] <PeZook> they had once beaten my country to death!
[14:38] * The_Dark flies a drone over France, watching them surrender to unmanned aircraft
[14:38] * America stomps on Iraq and Italy.
[14:38] * Italy invades France
[14:38] * USA goes and busts France out of a whole again, just so they may mock us in the future
[14:38] * iraq is now known as Germany
[14:38] * Italy is now known as Canada
[14:38] * PeZook is now known as ROU
[14:38] * Israel is now known as Australia
[14:38] * America is now known as UK
[14:38] * Germany is now known as AmericaJr
[14:38] * Canada protests loudly
[14:38] * ROU stomps the Earth
[14:38] * USA is now known as Monaco
[14:38] * Australia does absolutely nothing
[14:38] * OS2 is now known as STGOD-MOD
[14:38] * Raxmei is now known as Cthulhu
[14:38] <UK> nick America
[14:38] * Monaco sits back and gets rich from wealthy gamblers
[14:38] * STGOD-MOD crushes the ROU
[14:38] * Russia waves ICBMs around
[14:39] * Cthulhu awakes
[14:39] * UK is now known as America
[14:39] * AmericaJr is now known as China
[14:39] * Phong is now known as USA-USA
[14:39] * Australia is now known as North
[14:39] * Monaco is now known as Vatican_City
[14:39] * China spies on US
[14:39] * North is now known as NorthKorea
[14:39] * America turns around and eats China for breakfast.
[14:39] * NorthKorea nukes Seoul
[14:39] * Canada protests more
[14:39] * NorthKorea nukes Canada
[14:39] * STGOD-MOD is now known as Japan
[14:39] * Cthulhu crushes the puny mortals
[14:39] <USA-USA> *USA NUKES ALL FOR GREAT JUSTICE*
[14:39] * China is now known as France
[14:39] * Russia doesn't give a damn
[14:39] * America nukes North Korea
[14:39] * Japan nukes the DPRK
[14:39] <USA-USA> Can't nuke me! I'm 'merika!
[14:39] * NorthKorea is now known as SouthKoreanStudent
[14:39] * Vatican_City sits back and watches everyone blow each other up, while the Vatican Elite Forces are readied to take over the world!
[14:39] * Canada is now known as Taiwan
[14:39] * The_Dark is now known as I_am_fucking_confused
[14:39] * France vetoes US in Security Council
[14:39] * SouthKoreanStudent protests loudly
[14:39] * SouthKoreanStudent is offended by James Bonbd
[14:39] * America nukes France.
[14:39] * USA-USA is now known as Lancashire
[14:39] * ROU is now known as Switzerzland
[14:39] * Russia watches flames fly
[14:39] * Switzerzland is now known as Switzerland
[14:40] <Lancashire> Yes, eat hotpot!
[14:40] <Taiwan> wait, does France even have a veto in the security council?
[14:40] * America nukes France some more.
[14:40] <I_am_fucking_confused> Yes
[14:40] * SouthKoreanStudent is now known as Zaire
[14:40] <Lancashire> By 'eck, that's grand.
[14:40] * France is now known as China
[14:40] * Zaire does nothing, ever
[14:40] * China runs over some students with tanks
[14:40] * Japan is now known as Thailand
[14:40] * I_am_fucking_confused is now known as Andorra
[14:40] * America nukes China.
[14:40] * Cthulhu is now known as Raxmei
[14:40] * Thailand executes you all on drug charges!
[14:40] * Switzerland sits back and enjoys the show while getting rich handling other people's money
[14:40] * Russia nukes China for good measure
[14:40] * China invades Taiwan
[14:40] * Raxmei is now known as God
[14:40] <Lancashire> Don't make me throw nukes boyo!
[14:40] * Zaire is now known as Singapore
[14:40] * Taiwan is now known as tosses
[14:40] * Lancashire is now known as Wales
[14:40] * Singapore is perfect
[14:40] * Andorra is VERY careful not to piss off Spain OR France
[14:40] * America nukes everybody else in the world and has fun doing it.
[14:40] * God loves you all
[14:40] * Singapore has quit IRC (Quit: )
[14:40] <Wales> Damn you and your female women!
[14:40] * Russia nukes America
[14:40] * Thailand is now known as Texas
[14:40] * tosses is now known as Taiwan
[14:40] * Taiwan tosses PRC a few nukes
[14:40] * China is now known as NewZealand
[14:41] <Wales> *Eats nukes*
[14:41] * NewZealand wishes it were Australia
[14:41] * Taiwan is now known as PeterWiggin
[14:41] * Texas shoots everyone
[14:41] * PeterWiggin takes over the Earth
[14:41] * Vatican_City is now known as Tibet
[14:41] * Switzerland is now known as PeZook
[14:41] <PeZook> i think...
[14:41] * America is now known as TerranConfederation
[14:41] <PeZook> that some people here
[14:41] * Russia wonders where the Kremlin went
[14:41] * NewZealand is now known as Turkey
[14:41] <PeZook> have been playing too much Nukezone lately
[14:41] * God is now known as Jesus
[14:41] * Turkey asks for help from NATO
[14:41] * TerranConfederation takes over the world and goes to war with the Kilrathi.
[14:41] * Tibet hides in the Himalayas and has sex with Yetis
[14:41] * Jesus saves
[14:41] * Texas is now known as Kilrathi
[14:41] * PeterWiggin is now known as Germany
[14:41] * Kilrathi declares war on Kilrathi
[14:41] * Germany denies Turkey help
[14:41] <Kilrathi>
[14:41] <Wales> THE LEETNESS!
[14:41] * Turkey is now known as TheFederation
[14:41] * Tibet is glad no one noticed his last posting
[14:41] <TerranConfederation> Kilrathi: What else is new?
[14:41] * Wales is now known as GSV
[14:41] * Russia is now known as Galactic_Empire
[14:41] <Kilrathi> EW
[14:41] <GSV> Nuts
[14:41] <Kilrathi> EWWWW
[14:42] * TheFederation gets assraped by Galactic_Empire
[14:42] * Jesus smites Tibet
[14:42] * Kilrathi kills Tibet
[14:42] * GSV is now known as God
[14:42] <Andorra> WTF? Sex with Yetis?
[14:42] * Germany is now known as IronChariot
[14:42] <God> Jesus, calm down!
[14:42] <Tibet> LOL
[14:42] * TerranConfederation oppresses Tibet.
[14:42] * IronChariot kills God
[14:42] * Tibet is rolling on the floor laughing his arse off
[14:42] * TheFederation is now known as TheZerg
[14:42] * Galactic_Empire curbstomps Milky Way
[14:42] * Kilrathi m00ns you all
[14:42] <God> Fucker! You're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy!
[14:42] * Andorra is now known as Robo-47
[14:42] * TheZerg takes over the Terrans
[14:42] * Kilrathi is now known as Sailor_Moon
[14:42] * IronChariot LainoftheWired
[14:42] <Jesus> fuck off, Dad
[14:42] * IronChariot is now known as LainoftheWired
[14:42] * Sailor_Moon kills you all
[14:42] * TerranConfederation is now known as KiraYamato
[14:42] * TheZerg is now known as Sailor_Jupiter
[14:42] <God> Fuck you! I was gonna give you Israel!
[14:42] * PeZook joins Tibet
[14:43] * LainoftheWired erases everybody's memories
[14:43] * Sailor_Jupiter has hot sex with Sailor_Moon
[14:43] * Tibet is now known as Kenya
[14:43] <KiraYamato> Does anybody here remember who was who when we started?
[14:43] * Robo-47 steps on Sailor Moon
[14:43] * Kenya starves
[14:43] * Kenya is now known as Sudan
[14:43] <LainoftheWired> I know who I am
[14:43] * KiraYamato is now known as Strike
[14:43] * Sailor_Moon kills Robo-47
[14:43] * Galactic_Empire is now known as Joe_Shmuck
[14:43] <God> *NUKES AFRICA*
[14:43] * Strike is now known as SilverStarStories
[14:43] * Sailor_Jupiter rubs golden honey over Sailor_Moon tits
[14:43] <Robo-47> I know who I am, but not anyone else. Why do you think I was fucking confused a minute ago?
[14:43] <God> I dunno why I made it anyway.
[14:43] * Sailor_Moon is now known as SailorJupiter
[14:43] * SilverStarStories stomps on God.
[14:43] * Joe_Shmuck wonders WTF is going on
[14:43] <SailorJupiter> Imposter!
[14:43] * Sudan gets taken over by terrorist Africans and goes into civil war that lasts for 500,000 years
[14:43] <Robo-47> Well, NF_Utvol is Sudan
[14:43] <God> Don't make me ome down there!
[14:43] * Sailor_Jupiter is now known as SailorVenus
[14:43] <God> Fuck, typo!
[14:43] <SailorVenus> I just wished I had a big rack too!
[14:44] * LainoftheWired is now known as AsukaLangley
[14:44] <SailorJupiter> LOL!
[14:44] <God> I'm a God, I don't do those!
[14:44] * Joe_Shmuck says that Venus has sexy hair
[14:44] * SilverStarStories rapes SailorVenus
[14:44] * SailorJupiter is now known as Rei
[14:44] * Jesus fucks the typo
[14:44] * AsukaLangley hops into Eva3 and crushes the moons
[14:44] * Rei slaps Asuka
[14:44] * Joe_Shmuck is now known as Tuxedo_Mask
[14:44] * SailorVenus is now known as Voltron
[14:44] <God> Fuck you you fucking fucker, go hump a bridge!
[14:44] <Jesus> you!
[14:44] * AsukaLangley slaps Rei
[14:44] <God> YOU!
[14:44] * Rei is now known as Unicron
[14:44] * Voltron is now known as Satan
[14:44] <God> Boy you're cruisin' for a bruisin'!
[14:44] * SilverStarStories is now known as GiantRobo
[14:44] * Sudan is now known as Rackman
[14:44] <Satan> Let me back into Heaven!
[14:44] * AsukaLangley is now known as IronChariot
[14:44] * GiantRobo beats up Satan
[14:44] <Unicron> I considered sparing your wretched little channel...
[14:44] * Rackman likes nice racks
[14:44] * Tuxedo_Mask is now known as Megazord
[14:44] <God> Fuck no!
[14:44] * IronChariot is impervious to God
[14:44] <Jesus> Nah nah
[14:45] * Satan is now known as NinjaZord
[14:45] * Unicron punches Megazord
[14:45] * Megazord gets killed by Unicron
[14:45] * PeZook is now known as Nietsche
[14:45] <God> You couldn't suck if your life depended on it, and it did!
[14:45] * Rackman is now known as NF_UTVol
[14:45] * NinjaZord is now known as Voltron
[14:45] <Nietsche> Hey, god!
[14:45] * GiantRobo punches out Voltron.
[14:45] * Unicron punches Voltron
[14:45] * Voltron beats Megazord's ass
[14:45] <Nietsche> You were supposed to be dead!
[14:45] * IronChariot is now known as Einstein
[14:45] <God> Hey you retarded git, go and screw a monkey!
[14:45] <Einstein> stop playing dicE!
[14:45] <Robo-47> (It's Nietzsche)
[14:45] * GiantRobo beats up Unicron with one mighty punch.
[14:45] * Unicron Oppenheimer
[14:45] * Jesus kills Nietsche
[14:45] * GiantRobo is now known as Oppenheimer
[14:45] <Jesus> adn stay dead!
[14:45] <Oppenheimer> Hee hee!
[14:45] <God> Cheers, son.
[14:45] * Unicron detonates a nuke on you
[14:45] * Nietsche is now known as Nietzsche
[14:45] * Megazord is now known as SS-N-18
[14:45] * Oppenheimer dies.
[14:45] * Nietzsche hates typos
[14:45] * Voltron is now known as GundamWing
[14:45] * NF_UTVol knew that this chatroom would degrade into the current chaos it is in
[14:45] * SS-N-18 blows up
[14:45] * Oppenheimer is now known as ShadowOnPavement
[14:46] * Unicron ABM
[14:46] * Unicron is now known as ABM
[14:46] <Einstein> LOL
[14:46] * ShadowOnPavement lies on the pavement.
[14:46] * Robo-47 blows up Gundam Wing with his Atomic Missile
[14:46] <God> Oppenheimer only *I* can blow shit up in godly proportions!
[14:46] * ABM shoots down SS-N-18
[14:46] * GundamWing is now known as WhoAmI
[14:46] * ShadowOnPavement is now known as IAmJeanValjean
[14:46] <Nietzsche> God: no, you can't. you're dead
[14:46] * NF_UTVol is now known as RULER_OF_ALL_THINGS_GOOD
[14:46] * Jesus is now known as Raxmei
[14:46] * Einstein is now known as BatmanArmor
[14:46] * WhoAmI is now known as HoshiDominatrix
[14:46] * RULER_OF_ALL_THINGS_GOOD is now known as EinsteinWannabe
[14:46] * SS-N-18 is now known as Random_Redshirt
[14:46] * ABM is now known as Ezri
[14:46] * God is now known as Talkie
[14:46] * Ezri gets it on with Hoshi
[14:46] * IAmJeanValjean is now known as Iceberg
[14:46] <anarchistbunny> what is the command to change name?
[14:46] * HoshiDominatrix is now known as RogueIce
[14:46] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:46] <Iceberg> OK. This is who I am...
[14:46] * Random_Redshirt gets killed by exploding console
[14:46] <Nietzsche> God: they found your carcass drifting some distance off Proxima Centauri
[14:46] <Raxmei> I'm going away until things become relatively sane
[14:47] * Robo-47 is now known as Roguelce
[14:47] * Raxmei has left #sdnet
[14:47] * Ezri is now known as Phong
[14:47] <Roguelce> heh...
[14:47] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:47] <Iceberg> AnarchistBunny: "/nick newnick"
[14:47] <BatmanArmor> I feel like logging this whole thing then posting it
[14:47] <RogueIce> OMG I'M IMING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IRC IS!!!
[14:47] * Nietzsche is now known as PeZook
[14:47] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:47] * Roguelce is now known as Robo-47
[14:47] * Random_Redshirt is now known as Crayz9000
[14:47] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:47] * anarchistbunny jumps up and lands in...
[14:47] * BatmanArmor is now known as Exon
[14:47] <Robo-47> I'd never heard of IRC before getting Trillian
[14:47] <Phong> This must be logged
[14:47] * anarchistbunny is now known as Warmech
[14:47] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:47] * RogueIce is now known as James_T_Kirk
[14:47] * Phong toast?
[14:47] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:47] <Crayz9000> Which side is buttered?
[14:47] <Talkie> Crumpets then?
[14:47] <Exon> I think I have auto logging
[14:47] * James_T_Kirk starts looking for a green woman to fuck
[14:47] * Robo-47 watches the 8-bit Warmech
[14:47] * Warmech NUKEs Robo-47
[14:47] <Talkie> I toast therefore I am.
[14:47] <Talkie> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:47] <Exon> yep
[14:47] * Phong pushes Kirk over a cliff
[14:47] <Exon> its logged
[14:47] <PeZook> blah
[14:47] * Crayz9000 builds buttered toast/cat generator
[14:47] <Talkie> *Explodes*
[14:48] * Exon is now known as Menchi
[14:48] <Iceberg> I have to activate logging before I can use it.
[14:48] * Talkie is now known as AV
[14:48] * James_T_Kirk is now known as OilTanker
[14:48] <AV> It's me!
[14:48] * Iceberg is now known as Excel
[14:48] * OilTanker runs aground and leaks oil
[14:48] * Excel eats Menchi.
[14:48] * Menchi runs around trying to avoid being eaten
[14:48] * PeZook has recently discovered that toast bread tastes much better it it's NOT toasted
[14:48] * AV is now known as Word
[14:48] <Phong> The Cat/Toast generator, how evil
[14:48] * Excel is now known as Iceberg
[14:48] <Phong> Word, yo
[14:48] * Robo-47 is now known as The_Dark
[14:48] <Word> I hate you,Excel!
[14:48] * OilTanker gets protested at by eco loonies
[14:48] * Menchi is now known as PETA
[14:48] * OilTanker is now known as PHP
[14:48] * Phong sinks OilTanker
[14:48] * Crayz9000 is now known as OpenOffice
[14:48] <PHP> Open Source, baby!
[14:48] * PETA protests Excel eating animals
[14:48] * Phong is now known as ASP
[14:48] <Warmech> hmmmm oil plus fire equals fuPETA KILL IT
[14:48] <Word> hdioaqh
[14:48] * Iceberg is now known as Excel
[14:48] * ASP opresses PHP
[14:48] <Word> Wotrd up!
[14:48] * Excel eats PETA.
[14:48] * OpenOffice curbstomps Word
[14:48] <Word> Lol, leetness!
[14:48] * PHP rules all!
[14:49] * PETA COBOL
[14:49] * PETA is now known as COBOL
[14:49] <The_Dark> I'm going to log off for a while, y'all, I'm hungry and want to get dinner.
[14:49] * OpenOffice is now known as Java
[14:49] * Word is now known as PASCAL
[14:49] * PHP is now known as PETA
[14:49] * ASP increases marketshare over PHP
[14:49] <PASCAL> Fuck you all!
[14:49] * Excel eats PETA again.
[14:49] * Warmech starts firing barrages of misiles at peta
[14:49] * The_Dark has left #sdnet
[14:49] * COBOL is now known as CompletelyObsoleteBoringOldLan
[14:49] * ASP is now known as dotNET
[14:49] <Java> I can handle objects better than you ;-P
[14:49] * PeZook is now known as Tank
[14:49] * PETA protest Palestinians killing donkeys, and asks them to find a better way to kill Isrealis
[14:49] * CompletelyObsoleteBoringOldLan is now known as Perl
[14:49] * dotNET opresses Java
[14:49] * Tank owns Warmech
[14:49] * Excel is now known as Iceberg
[14:49] <Perl> I can do regex better than all of you
[14:49] * Iceberg is now known as Gundam
[14:49] * Gundam steps on Tank.
[14:49] <dotNET> It's a GUNDAM!
[14:49] * Perl is now known as Shep
[14:49] * Java squirms out from under dotNet
[14:49] * PASCAL eats PETA
[14:49] * dotNET is now known as SheVaGun
[14:49] * Shep protests mechas
[14:50] * Gundam steps on SHep,.
[14:50] <PASCAL> IT'S A GUNDAAAAM!
[14:50] * SheVaGun shoots Gundam
[14:50] * Warmech is >> Black Mage, and Black Mage >> Tank
[14:50] * PASCAL dies
[14:50] * Java is now known as Fighter
[14:50] * Shep is now known as C
[14:50] * PASCAL is now known as HADOKEN
[14:50] * Gundam is blown up.
[14:50] * C is now known as CSharp
[14:50] * SheVaGun BlackMage
[14:50] * Fighter likes swords
[14:50] * Gundam is now known as IcebergAgain
[14:50] <HADOKEN> HADOKEN!
[14:50] * SheVaGun is now known as Phong
[14:50] <Fighter> Shiny!
[14:50] * PETA is now known as RogueIce
[14:50] * Phong likes nukes
[14:50] * CSharp is now known as ShinySword
[14:50] * Warmech is now known as Army
[14:50] * RogueIce is now known as Navy
[14:50] * Navy beats Army
[14:50] <HADOKEN> Why don't you go with Phong or something so I can forget that you exist and let the unending tide of rage that I call 'being awake' simmer down to a mere powder keg of fury.
[14:50] <IcebergAgain> "May righteousness be our shield. SHIELD OF JUSTICE!"
[14:50] * Army is now known as KirbyArmy
[14:50] * Fighter is now known as Air_Force
[14:50] * IcebergAgain is now known as AirForce
[14:50] * Tank is now known as Air
[14:51] <Air> bah, too late
[14:51] * ShinySword PrinceArthas
[14:51] * AirForce sinks Navy.
[14:51] * Air is now known as Marines
[14:51] * HADOKEN is now known as Thunderchild
[14:51] * Navy ownz j00 n00b
[14:51] * Air_Force is now known as NORAD
[14:51] * ShinySword is now known as PrinceArthas
[14:51] * NORAD nukes all
[14:51] * Thunderchild shoots NORAD
[14:51] * KirbyArmy is now known as Frostmourne
[14:51] * Marines beat the crap out of Air Force
[14:51] * PrinceArthas is now known as CanadianNavy
[14:51] * Navy owns the Marines
[14:51] * CanadianNavy invades US
[14:51] * Phong is now known as StrategicAirCommand
[14:51] * Frostmourne hungers.
[14:51] * StrategicAirCommand attacks all
[14:51] * Navy blows the shit out of CanadianNavy
[14:51] * AirForce is now known as Sinistar
[14:51] <Thunderchild> Does anyone want any toast?
[14:51] * NORAD is now known as Somalia
[14:51] <Thunderchild> Oh wait, wrong body...
[14:51] <Somalia> YES!
[14:51] * Sinistar lives. Sinistar hungers.
[14:51] * StrategicAirCommand levels Somalia
[14:51] * CanadianNavy is now known as USCoastGuard
[14:51] * Frostmourne is now known as anarchistbunny
[14:51] * Marines is now known as Lich_King
[14:51] * Navy is now known as TaskForceRanger
[14:51] * Somalia is starving
[14:52] * USCoastGuard invades UK
[14:52] * Thunderchild is now known as Sauron
[14:52] * StrategicAirCommand parks food ships off the coast of Somalia
[14:52] * Somalia is starving more
[14:52] * USCoastGuard is now known as OneRing
[14:52] * Sinistar ignores Somalia.
[14:52] * TaskForceRanger goes in to try to capture warlords
[14:52] * Sauron invades UK with Tolkien
[14:52] * OneRing jumps into Sauron's hands
[14:52] * StrategicAirCommand is now known as Valar
[14:52] * Lich_King encases frostmourne in a mysterious crystal and leaves it to be found by a moronic teen with an inferiority complex named "Prince Arthas"
[14:52] * Valar oppresses Sauron
[14:52] * Somalia is now known as Beren
[14:52] <Sauron> W00T!
[14:52] <Sauron> Bizzatch!
[14:52] * Beren steals Silmaril from Morgoth
[14:52] <Sauron> Bling BLING!
[14:52] * TaskForceRanger is now known as Pakistan
[14:52] * Valar smacks Sauron
[14:52] * OneRing is now known as India
[14:52] <Valar> You have no style!
[14:52] <Sauron> ocuhies!
[14:52] * India threatens nukes
[14:52] <Sinistar> Have you seen the new Prince Arthas figure? Arthas has been slacking off on his pecs.
[14:52] * Pakistan wonders why everybody stopped paying attention to them
[14:53] * Sauron is now known as Zod
[14:53] * Valar is now known as China
[14:53] <Zod> SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!
[14:53] * China threatens India
[14:53] * India promises not to start a nuclear war, then nukes Pakistan
[14:53] * China nukes Pakistan
[14:53] * Pakistan nukes back
[14:53] * Zod nukes US prez
[14:53] * Sinistar is now known as Thrall
[14:53] * Beren is now known as Falklands
[14:53] * Pakistan is now known as Dubya
[14:53] * India is now known as Argentina
[14:53] * Argentina claims Falklands
[14:53] * Thrall beats up Lich_King and steals his chicken.
[14:53] * China is now known as UK
[14:53] * Zod is now known as Logic
[14:53] * Falklands asks UK for help
[14:53] * UK attacks Agentina
[14:53] * Logic kills all
[14:53] * Dubya says that India nuking Pakistan is less of a threat than Iraq
[14:53] * Argentina WallofIgnorance
[14:53] * UK crushes Argentina
[14:53] * Argentina WallofIgnorance
[14:53] * Lich_King is now known as Taliban
[14:53] * Argentina is now known as WallofIgnorance
[14:54] * Logic beats Argentina at footie
[14:54] * Thrall is now known as B-52
[14:54] * WallofIgnorance is impervious to logic
[14:54] * UK is now known as B-52H
[14:54] * Logic is now known as TSR
[14:54] * Dubya is now known as Iraq
[14:54] * Taliban hides from US Rangers uder rocks
[14:54] * B-52H fires Skybolts at Iraq
[14:54] * TSR nukes all with much grace!
[14:54] * TSR helps B-52
[14:54] * Iraq has no WMDs, and that those are just big cigars
[14:54] * B-52H nukes the TSR.2 airfields
[14:54] * B-52 drops lots of bombs on Iraq.
[14:54] * Falklands is now known as Supergun
[14:54] <TSR> NOOO!
[14:54] * WallofIgnorance is now known as Cuba
[14:54] * Supergun fires
[14:54] * Cuba exports more cigars
[14:54] * B-52H nukes Supergun
[14:54] * Supergun dies
[14:54] * Taliban gloats about killing Americans
[14:54] * Iraq is now known as Brazil
[14:55] * Cuba CruiseMissile
[14:55] * B-52 drops more ordnance on Taliban in one week than has been dropped in the previous history of warfare.
[14:55] * Brazil just sits there doing nothing
[14:55] * Taliban goes back into hiding
[14:55] * B-52H nukes Brazil to raise coffee prices
[14:55] * Cuba is now known as CruiseMissile
[14:55] * TSR is now known as Death
[14:55] * Supergun is now known as Deaths_Apprentice
[14:55] * CruiseMissile slams into Afghanistan
[14:55] * Death cums to all
[14:55] * Deaths_Apprentice challenges Death to a duel
[14:55] <B-52H> ew
[14:55] <B-52> Death: Eww. Clean up!
[14:55] <B-52H> yes
[14:55] * Taliban releases a previously recorded tape with Ossama Ibn Laden to convince the world he is still alive
[14:55] <B-52H> clean it up!
[14:55] * Death coughs
[14:55] <B-52H> and cover your mouth!
[14:55] * Brazil is now known as HomelandSecurity
[14:55] <Death> Mmm, salty goodness...
[14:55] * Deaths_Apprentice waves scythe at Death
[14:55] * B-52H is now known as TIA
[14:55] * HomelandSecurity raises terror threat level
[14:55] * Death is now known as Binky
[14:56] * Taliban gloats about killing some more americans and runs back to his rock
[14:56] * TIA monitors thread
[14:56] * Binky makes sound of horse
[14:56] * CruiseMissile is now known as Camel
[14:56] * Deaths_Apprentice is now known as Susan
[14:56] * Camel seduces Taliban
[14:56] * TIA arrests Binky
[14:56] * Taliban is now known as Arafat
[14:56] * B-52 is now known as cruise
[14:56] * Raxmei has joined #sdnet
[14:56] * Susan steals Binky
[14:56] <Binky> NEIGH!
[14:56] * cruise is now known as cruisemissile
[14:56] * Arafat denies any connection with Taliban
[14:56] * cruisemissile hits camel in the butt.
[14:56] * anarchistbunny has quit IRC (Quit: )
[14:56] * Camel is now known as Israel
[14:56] * Binky is now known as Rincewind
[14:56] * TIA Palestine
[14:56] * Rincewind pisses myself
[14:56] * TIA is now known as Palestine
[14:56] * Susan is now known as Twoflower
[14:56] <Palestine> I'm being opressed!
[14:56] * HomelandSecurity is now known as Egypt
[14:56] <Palestine> Help!
[14:56] * Twoflower snaps a photo of everyone
[14:56] * cruisemissile is now known as USA
[14:56] * Israel invades Palestine again, then says they're protecting themselves
[14:56] * Egypt is now known as France
[14:57] * Palestine sends suicide bombers against Israel
[14:57] * Rincewind is now known as Sum-of-All-Fears
[14:57] * Arafat condemns israel and terrorists
[14:57] * USA orders cruise missile strikes on Israel, Palestine AND France.
[14:57] * Israel invades Palestine again again, then says they're protecting themselves
[14:57] * Arafat buy some more weapons for Hamas
[14:57] * Palestine denies any knowledge
[14:57] * France protests in the UN about USA and Isreal
[14:57] * Sum-of-All-Fears screws with world
[14:57] * Twoflower wanders into Isreal
[14:57] * Israel is now known as U2
[14:57] * Sum-of-All-Fears drops nuke in sand
[14:57] * France is now known as UN
[14:57] * U2 goes around the world performing and promoting peace
[14:57] * Sum-of-All-Fears is now known as Gary
[14:57] * Palestine is now known as SR-71
[14:57] * Twoflower stumbles onto nuke in sand
[14:57] * Gary Powers
[14:57] * UN tries to negotiate peace with Isreal and Palestine
[14:57] * SR-71 laughs at U2
[14:57] * Gary is put on trial
[14:57] * SR-71 overflys UN at Mach 3
[14:57] * U2 is now known as x-35
[14:57] * Twoflower puts nuke into Luggage
[14:57] * x-35 is now known as X-35
[14:58] * Gary makes US look stoopid
[14:58] * UN is now known as F-35
[14:58] * SR-71 is now known as FA-22
[14:58] * Raxmei has left #sdnet
[14:58] * X-35 flys past SR-71 at mach 6
[14:58] * FA-22 shoots X-35
[14:58] * F-35 laughs at the dumbass prototype X-35.
[14:58] * Gary is now known as Aurora
[14:58] * Twoflower wanders back into US
[14:58] * X-35 outruns missile
[14:58] * USA is now known as X-32
[14:58] * Aurora laughs at all by flying at Mach 12+
[14:58] * FA-22 is now known as Phong
[14:58] <Phong> Alright...who is who?
[14:58] * Twoflower accidentally drops nuke in airport and runs
[14:58] * F-35 is now known as ISD
[14:58] * X-32 wants respect but looks like Monica Lewinsky.
[14:58] * X-35 is now known as ShuttleColumbia
[14:58] * Arafat nods at UN
[14:58] <Aurora> Me, I'm Ice.
[14:58] * ISD performs a BDZ on DarkStar
[14:58] * SHODAN has joined #sdnet
[14:58] * Aurora is now known as AV
[14:58] * ShuttleColumbia engages hyperdrive and goes at 18c
[14:58] * Arafat says he condemns terrorists

[phongn]

Be 1337. Use BitchX.

I couldn't figure out how to work the Windows version of it ...

[Admiral Valdemar]

Be 1337. Use BitchX.

I couldn't figure out how to work the Windows version of it ...

Hehe, Thong...

[RogueIce]

Guess who GoGoPowerRanger is?

[Admiral Valdemar]

Guess who GoGoPowerRanger is?

Who knows, but I bet he's a retard.

[Connor MacLeod]

Guess who GoGoPowerRanger is?

Who knows, but I bet he's a retard.

Like THAT narrows the list down

[Admiral Valdemar]

Guess who GoGoPowerRanger is?

Who knows, but I bet he's a retard.

Like THAT narrows the list down

...

I...

AV LIEKS TEH PIE!!!1!

[Shadow]

All that in just 28 minutes?

[Admiral Valdemar]

All that in just 28 minutes?

Seemed more like a few days...

[Dalton]

[Anarchist Bunny]

Jesus, that went on for over 28 more minutes? Freaks
.

[Cal Wright]

Laud it as much as you want. We still see AOL as a corrupt, evil corporate morass out to fuck people over and take their money.

So your ISP allows you to connect for free? How are AoL users getting fucked over? WE get what we pay for. Sure you can find a lot of their 'bonus' shit on the internet, but hell, at least it's reliable from them.

[Dalton]

Laud it as much as you want. We still see AOL as a corrupt, evil corporate morass out to fuck people over and take their money.

So your ISP allows you to connect for free? How are AoL users getting fucked over? WE get what we pay for. Sure you can find a lot of their 'bonus' shit on the internet, but hell, at least it's reliable from them.

23 bucks a month for dialup access is a fucking ripoff.

[Crayz9000]

23 bucks a month for dialup access is a fucking ripoff.

Actually $24 bucks a month.

And frankly, as far as I'm concerned, AOL can take their multimedia and shove it up their ass. Most users don't even pay any attention to that stuff, and besides, their newsreader/FTP access is retarded.

[Cal Wright]

It's reliable. My mom tried all types of cheaper or free dial ups and they couldn't hardly connect for shit. Then it was slow as hell.

[Dalton]

It's reliable. My mom tried all types of cheaper or free dial ups and they couldn't hardly connect for shit. Then it was slow as hell.

So did you bother reconfiguring your computer after AOL raped it before you tried the other dialups?

[The Dark]

Laud it as much as you want. We still see AOL as a corrupt, evil corporate morass out to fuck people over and take their money.

So your ISP allows you to connect for free? How are AoL users getting fucked over? WE get what we pay for. Sure you can find a lot of their 'bonus' shit on the internet, but hell, at least it's reliable from them.

*Shrug* AOL crashes constantly at home, at least twice a week. The IE server here drops maybe twice a year. In a bad year. During hurricanes. As much as I dislike Microsoft's business tactics, IE's pretty decent software.

[Connor MacLeod]

Who knows, but I bet he's a retard.

Like THAT narrows the list down

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I...

AV LIEKS TEH PIE!!!1!

Case in point.

[ArmorPierce]

to bad I cannot join the insanity ...

[Raxmei]

AOL has access numbers in fricken Cambodia. That's about the only reason why we still use it.

As for that chat insanity, I blame it on a bunch of newbies who simultaneously discovered how to /action and /nick and wanted to play.

[Keevan_Colton]

A choice quote....

<StarshiTitanic> well that's an unfortunate misspelling...

[Utsanomiko]

Damn, Thank Og that crap didn't happen while I was in there.

And has AOL stopped installing shitty generic files onto computers when it's installed?