NFL 2015

[Col. Crackpot]

I'm talking about the 26 yard td play where Gilmore lined up as a tackle and one of your o linemen was set up as an elible receiver. O lineman dropped back and Gilmore ran his route and completed a TD catch. Thus giving the illusion of too many receivers. Harbaugh called the same damn play he bitched about Belichick using in the divisional round. Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose.

[Thanas]

I'm talking about the 26 yard td play where Gilmore lined up as a tackle and one of your o linemen was set up as an elible receiver. O lineman dropped back and Gilmore ran his route and completed a TD catch. Thus giving the illusion of too many receivers. Harbaugh called the same damn play he bitched about Belichick using in the divisional round. Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery I suppose.

Different play, bro. Yanda was not an eligible receiver reporting as ineligible like Vereen. Second, Gillmore was also lined up outside to Hurst. Very different from the way the Patriots run it

[Flagg]

Ravens should just cheat like your team.

Not smart enough to pull it off.

Well at least you're past the denial stage. And it's not like the Cheatriots are smart about it, anyway. I mean they do keep getting caught, it's just that Goodell and Kraft belong to the same circle-jerk societies.

Are you a black player that smacks your wife/gf around but whose off the field activities don't effect the game one iota? Suspended for a year!

Are you a white QB on a team notorious for cheating and changing the outcome of games but whose owner has almost as much pull as the commissioner? It's cool!

[Thanas]

Looks like my pessimism was warranted. Our defence gives up 2 TDs and 160 yards within two minutes of offensive possession.

Can't win games if you expect the offence to post 31+ every time.

[Col. Crackpot]

Yeah. Now you can panic. So much for crushing your dreams again in the playoffs. I was looking forward to that.

[Thanas]

Tough talk from the bandwagoner of the team which is 2-2 against Harbaugh in its own home in the playoffs.

[Col. Crackpot]

Tough talk from the bandwagoner of the team which is 2-2 against Harbaugh in its own home in the playoffs.

A: I have been following this team since before yours existed.

B: Edelman to Amendola. Boom.

[Thanas]

Tough talk from the bandwagoner of the team which is 2-2 against Harbaugh in its own home in the playoffs.

A: I have been following this team since before yours existed.

You mean, you actually remember the times they were worse than the Browns? Omg, I am so sorry. Can't imagine how all those years must have sucked. Oh man, remember that time when Kraft drove away coaches let from right? How happy you must be that he now spends his time grave-robbing and spouting nationalistic nonsense about Israel.

B: Edelman to Amendola. Boom.

Ray's retirement party. Boom.

[Col. Crackpot]

You mean that time when he did his silly little prancy dance with big fancy flames and shit? Thanks for that. I always wanted to know what would happen if Gene Simmons knocked up a fat ballerina.

And what the fuck does Israeli politics have to do with anything? It's not like I brought up that time Ray Lewis copped a guilty plea to obstruction of justice to avoid two murder charges. But that's about as legitimate as those deflated footballs, right?

[Flagg]

Wow, the Jags actually scored against the Cheatriots. More than once. I mean I, right now, with hernia and smashed right hand, could win against Jackoffville in a blowout. And certainly by more than a 33 point spread!

[Thanas]

You mean that time when he did his silly little prancy dance with big fancy flames and shit? Thanks for that. I always wanted to know what would happen if Gene Simmons knocked up a fat ballerina.

Quit deflating the ego of Ray Lewis. People who do that are the exact sort of people who videotape themselves having sex. There is a Cheatriots joke in there somewhere. I can't put my finger on it. If only I had some sort of cheat book....

[Elfdart]

Wow, the Jags actually scored against the Cheatriots. More than once. I mean I, right now, with hernia and smashed right hand, could win against Jackoffville in a blowout. And certainly by more than a 33 point spread!

Serves 'em right for those new, retarded-looking uniforms. Ditto for the Bucs and Browns. All three teams should be punished by having to play the Patriots or Cardinals every week.

[Chardok]

Nobody hates the @MiamiDolphins more than a Dolphins fan.

Preach.

[Col. Crackpot]

Ravens Steelers game was pretty fucking legendary. And as much as I despise the Ravens, Rapistburger getting beat will always make me smile.

[Thanas]

Ravens Steelers game was pretty fucking legendary. And as much as I despise the Ravens, Rapistburger getting beat will always make me smile.

fistbump

[Flagg]

Man, I missed it cause I was busy crying like a baby due to the hand operation and the weather changing making it worse! I thought I saw on the brief highlights, Vick, the dog abusing prick was filling in for Rapistburger? Was he already the Steelers backup or did they sign him until Ben can use Cialis without hurting himself?

That's a fucked up setup for an awesome joke I can't think up right now:

"So a gigantic near-indestructible rapist Steelers QB and a washed up deeply hated dog abusing Steelers QB walk into a bar..."

[Col. Crackpot]

Man, I missed it cause I was busy crying like a baby due to the hand operation and the weather changing making it worse! I thought I saw on the brief highlights, Vick, the dog abusing prick was filling in for Rapistburger? Was he already the Steelers backup or did they sign him until Ben can use Cialis without hurting himself?

That's a fucked up setup for an awesome joke I can't think up right now:

"So a gigantic near-indestructible rapist Steelers QB and a washed up deeply hated dog abusing Steelers QB walk into a bar..."

You literally can't be more Hateable than the Steelers right now.

[Alferd Packer]

I know it's the Dolphin's defense, but Chris Ivory, man. He is a beast.

[Elfdart]

A buddy of mine is a Dolphins fan and I tried to cheer him up by pointing out that his team will be getting a brand new coaching staff for Christmas (or maybe sooner!) and he was having none of it:

"They're too fucking stupid to get rid of bad coaches!"

Well, I tried.

What really sucks is that the team has talent. That D-line should be kicking ass and taking names but they don't have a sack between them and as the Jets showed this morning, their run defense blows, too.

[Elfdart]

Squeaking by the Browns (the Chargers shanked a short FG, but the Browns -being the Browns- jumped offsides so the kicker got a second chance and cashed in) is like winning the Special Olympics.

[Elfdart]

Christmas just came early for Dolphins fans:

Miami Dolphins fire coach Joe Philbin

[Thanas]

They should have fired him more than two years ago, when it became clear nobody respected him and he either was complicit in bullying or had no clue what was going on in his locker room. Good riddance.

[Elfdart]

True, but the Dolphins' problems go higher than head coach. They go through coaches like crazy, which is a reflection on ownership/management.

[Jub]

Something is wrong with the Seahawks this season. I caught the last half of the game today while at the gym and the O-line was just letting the Lions nail Wilson at will. The defence, up until that big stop at the end didn't seem like anything special either. This was a game that the Seahawks probably deserved to lose and even with the win they're a 2-2 team.

[Chardok]

True, but the Dolphins' problems go higher than head coach. They go through coaches like crazy, which is a reflection on ownership/management.

But Dan Campbell looks like he has the right mindset to maybe get some productions out of this obscenely talented team. I'm tired of watching the Jarvis Landry Show.

Also - #FuckTannehill

Whiny fucking maggot.