What is the weirdest thing you heard about the opposite sex?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-05 09:53am

I never went through the Girls hav cooties stage, in fact I trusted girls more then guys. BUt they did go through the "Straha is Yucky" stage, and infact they still are, so I never got much experience what was false, and what wasn't until later.

I think the weirdest thing I heard was that girls had miniture penises which they used to pee with, and that they retracted other wise.And I believed him.

On the knight in shinning armour stuff, I tried that for a little while. Got a couple, "aww that's nice" responses. And then I became an objectivist.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-05 11:13am

innerbrat wrote:OK - that was a wonderful thing you did for her, but you shouldn't be nice to women just to shag them. And I don't care if you didn't - that's the way it might have looked, and we don't like to feel obligated.

I know what you're getting at. I've known my girlfriend since she was 13 (we're both 19 now) and she's been through a lot. Her parents divorced when she was around 4 or so, because her father was sleeping around; she was molested by her stepbrother at 11, and when she was 14 her stepfather went nuts and beat the entire family up.

So I'm kind of in a strange situation. She's confided to me that I'm about the only guy she feels comfortable around, and even though her mother has tried to stop us from seeing each other, she's never given up yet. By the same token, I don't want to leave her because I love her, and I don't want to see her wind up with an abuser.

I don't know. I guess the important thing is that we're happy together.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-04-05 12:30pm

Cthulhu-chan wrote:Sorry, Zaia, but your sisters aren't making a good case for you.

By the way, "western civilization" women are the insanerest of the lot.

Extract your foot from your mouth, please.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Sorry Spanky, but nice boobs do help.

The weirdest ever?

Hm.

Being told that any girl found me attractive. Weirdos.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-04-05 01:02pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever...

It's true. They are.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-05 02:08pm

*Whaps newbie with skillet*

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-04-05 02:25pm

I don't know whether or not I went through the "girls have cooties" stage. I think it was more of feigning it to fit in, to such an extreme point that I am completely fucked up now, that I avoid this girl I like like the plague- IE literally running away. I'm obsessing over this so much I completely suppress any feelings/infatuation/whatever over any other girls, and I only see this girl I like once a week since I moved, and I cannot possibly talk to her out of the fear of rejection, and that residual phobia from grade school, etc. The fear of rejection is quite legitimate, since I am extremely abnormal in real life- I kinda went psycho at the last school I went to...

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-04-05 02:26pm

Demiurge wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever...
It's true. They are.

*Attempts to hit newbie*

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-04-05 02:34pm

Pu-239 wrote:
Demiurge wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever...
It's true. They are.
*Attempts to hit newbie*

So you agree then.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-05 02:38pm

The weirdest thing i heard is that some of them actually like .... Titanic!

And Pearl Harbour!!!

And that some of them actually believe the stuff that Maddox bitchs about here.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-04-05 02:39pm

Demiurge wrote:
Pu-239 wrote:
Demiurge wrote: It's true. They are.
*Attempts to hit newbie*
So you agree then.

*Calls in minons to kill Demiurge* No, wait. Killing him is too easy. Lets hang him up and tear out chunks of flesh.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-05 02:52pm

2000AD wrote:The weirdest thing i heard is that some of them actually like .... Titanic! And Pearl Harbour!!!

And that some of them actually believe the stuff that Maddox bitchs about here.

I've heard some girls even think pearl harbor is a realistic and historically founded representation of the actual happenings.

......

yeah right.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-05 03:02pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.
Sorry Spanky, but nice boobs do help.

Depends on what you consider "nice". "Nice" for me is A-C, centering out at about high B to middle C.

I'm not saying that I wouldn't go with a woman that's a D, but just that I personally consider that a bit too large for my personal tastes.

Demiurge: Just shut the fuck up.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-04-05 03:31pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Demiurge: Just shut the fuck up.

Agreed.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-04-05 05:52pm

Eh, I see big boobs as like leather seats in a car, their a nice thing to have, good thing to show off to your friends, but they aren't really necessary.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-05 06:02pm

A discussion centered around breast size on the SD.net boards, how ordinary...
I really am body illiterate and could not tell if a girl liked me, was comfortable around me, or despised me. Though because of my unhealthy amount modesty and selfdeprecating attitude I have a hard time even moving beyond friendly. That and I don't have a car.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-05 06:24pm

Demiurge wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever...
It's true. They are.

Never mind this "Demiurge" idiot. He's just going with what he knows, and blow-up dolls never have small breasts or glasses.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-04-05 06:46pm

I like girls with glasses the most. It shows a certain amount of confidence to wear "geeky" glasses over contacts.

P.S. Can you tell I wear glasses?

EDIT: Doh! You can just look at my avatar.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 01:24am

DUDE!!!!

Long time no see.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-04-06 01:53am

Cpt_Frank wrote:
2000AD wrote:The weirdest thing i heard is that some of them actually like .... Titanic! And Pearl Harbour!!!

And that some of them actually believe the stuff that Maddox bitchs about here.
I've heard some girls even think pearl harbor is a realistic and historically founded representation of the actual happenings.

......

yeah right.

No, its true. The "smartest" girl prep was obbessed with that moie for a long time.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-06 01:57am

Demiurge wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That girls with small breasts or who wear glasses are considered to be less attractive.

Whatever...
It's true. They are.

*pulls out +20 Hammer of Fiery Destruction and whacks newbie*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-06 04:28am

Hammers only work if your Phong, a Kawii anime girl smacking a perverted male, or a Norse god....

*Watches Ed creep up behind Demi-urge with a shojo mallet that's bigger then her....*

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-04-06 05:45am

The weirdest thing I have heard is that women really like it when men, such as myself, go out of their way to spend ludicrous sums of money on ROCKS. these rocks, which are supposedly valuable, have little or no value except for the fact they are pretty and shiny. Imitations of these rocks though are bad even though they produced the same effect.

The women gather around to show off their rocks, which are displayed prominently on their hand, as a hunter displays his deer heads in the den I assume, and then they ooh and ahh about how pretty the rock is.

Meanwhile the rock just sits there, on her finger doing nothing. tHat thousand dollars or so however could have provided much needed debt relief, incredible amounts of entertainment, food for a month at least, or possibly been given as a much mor euseful gift. SO that rather than risk losing her rock she would not have to risk losing the flatscreen TV or brand new PC.

"Son" dad says to me "No matter how logical you are, you will always lose every argument with a female, do you know why?" "No dad I don't know."
so dad says "Well son, because you'll want to fuck them, and the last thing a woman wants between her legs is a smartass."

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-06 06:44am

Women like the taste of lipstick. Ugh- how can you eat cosmetics.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-06 07:01am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hammers only work if your Phong, a Kawii anime girl smacking a perverted male, or a Norse god....

*Watches Ed creep up behind Demi-urge with a shojo mallet that's bigger then her....*

*pulls out +800 Apocolypse Blade of Ungodly Pain and whacks newbie*
Now, please shut up.

Ahem, on topic, the weirdest thing I heard when I was young was that all women were from Venus.

By the time I was 6 though, the gig was up.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-06 08:55am

innerbrat wrote:I'm still trying to get over the whole pissing thing...

(insert Sigmund Freud quote)