152 rules of an evil overlord.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-01 07:34pm

Of course they are Ninja Tactical Attack Squirrels (N-TAS) master's of the Cute, furry style of destruction, also understudies in the lop style where the attack always comes from behind.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-01 07:49pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Drops 200 drums of fire retardant foam on Sea Skimmer, NOW TRY flaming anything.

BWAAAAHHAAAAA

Climbs out from under barrels, Mix's foam with fumes from a fuel fire, creating a cloud of potent poison gas, which wafts across the land killing all in its path.

Hahahahah…

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-01 07:55pm

Watches as my army of cartoon animals running away from the toxic cload blow it and a few trees back in your direction.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-01 08:22pm

*Puts on MOPP III, dodges trees* Raises grenade launcher and fire off a few rounds, vaporizing the cartoon animals.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-01 08:26pm

*Dispacthes 20,000 Gungans to be slaughtered, and a Stormtrpopers Division from above, as Klayt grabs a ladder and makes into a transport* Ilive again,

But where are you going eh?

*Coughs lightly as the Restrictor and Binder Interduction Ships drop out of hyperspace within eight kms followed seconds later by the Tyranical, Deaths Head and the Chimeria in a classic Mon Reyal Encolusior Formation, A favorite of Ackbhars who then precede to rip the Tyrant II into its compostie sub-atomic particals

Flee
But you can only flee from me for so long

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-01 08:51pm

Mr Bean wrote:
*Dispacthes 20,000 Gungans to be slaughtered, and a Stormtrpopers Division from above, as Klayt grabs a ladder and makes into a transport* Ilive again,
But where are you going eh?

*Coughs lightly as the Restrictor and Binder Interduction Ships drop out of hyperspace within eight kms followed seconds later by the Tyranical, Deaths Head and the Chimeria in a classic Mon Reyal Encolusior Formation, A favorite of Ackbhars who then precede to rip the Tyrant II into its compostie sub-atomic particals

Flee
But you can only flee from me for so long

*Arrives on the Bridge of the Tyrant, the Relentess, Stormhawk, and Bellicose arrives The SSD Rage's Fury, and the INT Restrainer and all ships cloak*
You cannot run either, I purpose we Ally, and focus on the true threat, Gungans and Rabid Trekkies.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-09-01 09:07pm

Monkeys, squirrels, monkeys, squirrlels,

uh...

SQUIRRELS!

*charges, sword drawn at the masses of squirrels*

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-01 09:14pm

*Arrives on the Bridge of the Tyrant , the Relentess, Stormhawk, and Bellicose arrives The SSD Rage's Fury, and the INT Restrainer and all ships cloak*
You cannot run either

I've lost two hundred monkeys, you've lost a full battlation of storm-troopers and gungans plus that ISD of yours.

But I think you've learned your lesson from now
But here take a lesson from Sun Tzu
Only a fool comits all his forces before he knows where his enemy is

Besides if I truely had wanted to kill you, you would not have survied the monkeys....

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-01 09:26pm

Mr Bean wrote:
*Arrives on the Bridge of the Tyrant , the Relentess, Stormhawk, and Bellicose arrives The SSD Rage's Fury, and the INT Restrainer and all ships cloak*
You cannot run either
I've lost two hundred monkeys, you've lost a full battlation of storm-troopers and gungans plus that ISD of yours.

But I think you've learned your lesson from now
But here take a lesson from Sun Tzu
Only a fool comits all his forces before he knows where his enemy is

Besides if I truely had wanted to kill you, you would not have survied the monkeys....

When did I lose my ISD?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-01 09:33pm

*Coughs lightly as the Restrictor and Binder Interduction Ships drop out of hyperspace within eight kms followed seconds later by the Tyranical, Deaths Head and the Chimeria in a classic Mon Reyal Encolusior Formation, A favorite of Ackbhars who then precede to rip the Tyrant II into its compostie sub-atomic particals

Flee
But you can only flee from me for so long

I blew up the Tyrant II so I guess you could still have the I around some-where(Time-travel is fun! don't bother trying to understand it)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 01:03am

*After carfully memerizing spells* Kith kranan doros nenvar kiranor vecsnan shoral naaaaa! The plane of existence that necrolord and Mr. Bean occupy is conjoined with the abyss and the inhabitants compelled to kill each other.

Behold te wrath of my spells of doom!

*Sends top-hat wearing toad familiar into the fray. The toad then proceeds to kick horrible portions of ass with spells of his own*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-02 01:10am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*After carfully memerizing spells* Kith kranan doros nenvar kiranor vecsnan shoral naaaaa! The plane of existence that necrolord and Mr. Bean occupy is conjoined with the abyss and the inhabitants compelled to kill each other.

Behold te wrath of my spells of doom!

*Sends top-hat wearing toad familiar into the fray. The toad then proceeds to kick horrible portions of ass with spells of his own*

Kirvo II fires a dozen POLAR missiles at the toad, reducing it to a past sprayed over the landscape.

Magic is no match for a sufficiently advanced technology.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 01:29am

That toad was nothing more than a simulcum. The real toad will retreat into the folds of my robes. I then cast Empowered, quickened, maximized, energy addmixed(sonic) under the effects of a hast spell and with the level cap removed(due to the grace of DM magic*points to sig*) I do this using epic level feats so that It doesnt raise the spell slots. In this fashion I deal more than 2400 damage in a round. Magic missile

The toad does the same. I now surround us in a prismatic sphere and begin the rituals that will destroy this plane of existence. Pecnor niran sectan vorac quiran sutos veran geros nortaniam shooka Villian teros!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 02:37am

I think that wraps up this little comp

etition.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 08:04am

The plane of existence that necrolord and Mr. Bean occupy is conjoined with the abyss and the inhabitants compelled to kill each other.

The Abyss? You mean my old College roomies? Naaa more likely then not if I where to go on a vist to the abyss I end up drunk in some bar with half a dozen pit-fiends talking about the good old days then maybe we launch a drunken attack on another plane(Maybe Baator, Or Celesital those bastards are to arrogent is you ask me)

Besides its very useful to happen to know the True names of all of your potential enemies but it comes with the job

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 09:48am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:That toad was nothing more than a simulcum. The real toad will retreat into the folds of my robes. I then cast Empowered, quickened, maximized, energy addmixed(sonic) under the effects of a hast spell and with the level cap removed(due to the grace of DM magic*points to sig*) I do this using epic level feats so that It doesnt raise the spell slots. In this fashion I deal more than 2400 damage in a round. Magic missile

The toad does the same. I now surround us in a prismatic sphere and begin the rituals that will destroy this plane of existence. Pecnor niran sectan vorac quiran sutos veran geros nortaniam shooka Villian teros!

Burns your DM guide... Ha,
by the way how exactly did i get into this?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 09:59am

No idea realy, prehaps he was trying to kill two people with one unholy plane joining spell?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 10:07am

TUTTUTTUT

He shouldn't penny pinch like that...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 11:09am

Burns your DM guide... Ha,
by the way how exactly did i get into this?

Hahhahahahah I memorized it. I have no further use for it

I dont know, but I just had an urge to kill you.

And Mr. Bean that wouldnt work because you and Necronlord are magically compelled to wade into a sea of demons and fight them to the death. Unless of course you can make a will save DC 600(I have an intellegence score of 1170, that whole omnipotence issue is a bitch isnt it)

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-09-02 12:31pm

I call in Seth from The Authority to clean up this mess, then frantically run for cover.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 12:32pm

Takes Staff of Light and vaporises all demons within a 90 mile radius with a solar pulse.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-02 12:57pm

The death throughs from the pit fiends kill you. If you somehow manage to survive, greater demon gods and Tiamat come over for a cup of tea.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 01:04pm

What is a demon other than a big hairy bloke with bad manners a pointy weapon, and maybe... "magic"

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-09-02 01:05pm

And Mr. Bean that wouldnt work because you and Necronlord are magically compelled to wade into a sea of demons and fight them to the death. Unless of course you can make a will save DC 600(I have an intellegence score of 1170, that whole omnipotence issue is a bitch isnt it)

Only 600? Ha I have take 20,000 roll at will Special abilty from my collage days to ignore any action that involes work

(Don't forget I am in D&D terms treated as a having unlimited Wish spells while on my native plane or adjoing ones which your spell would count for

)

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-02 01:11pm

Mr Bean wrote:
And Mr. Bean that wouldnt work because you and Necronlord are magically compelled to wade into a sea of demons and fight them to the death. Unless of course you can make a will save DC 600(I have an intellegence score of 1170, that whole omnipotence issue is a bitch isnt it)
Only 600? Ha I have take 20,000 roll at will Special abilty from my collage days to ignore any action that runs countrary to my alignment
(Don't forget I am in D&D terms treated as a having unlimited Wish spells while on my native plane or adjoing ones which your spell would count for )

Ahh Bean, you really should just tell him that you are invincible, it's just cruel otherwise...