welcome the cool new newbie

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-04-20 11:56pm

You know this reminds me...when I first came to this board I didn't get poked! not one. Either you guys were slacking off back then, or you've gotten better at hunting down noobs.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-20 11:57pm

Greetings young noob. I am Alyrium Denryle, your Minister of Sin. Please make sure your actions on this board are sinful to Judo/christianity, and other religions. We should get along great.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-20 11:57pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:And verily did a newbie cometh to SD.net, and lo, he went:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?
And, he was the center of attention. For, from far and wide, did the countryfolk come and lo, they did glanceth curiously at the newbie, who timidly went:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?
But, yea, the newbie did not realize that he was in grave danger, for the denizens of SD.net verily produced knives and pitchforks and swords, and daggers, and magical wands and tanks and thermonuclear weapons and Star Destroyers and aardvarks and armadilloes and . . . . and verily, the newbie was made to fear, for he uttered a fearful:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?
And then there was a great noise. Verily did the denizens of SD.net charge forward, and yea they didst verily practice the arcane art of the

POKE!

To which, the newbie did utter a quite terrified:

Sir Red wrote:... ¿meep?
Welcome to SD.net.

Save that.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-20 11:57pm

brothersinarm wrote:You know this reminds me...when I first came to this board I didn't get poked! not one. Either you guys were slacking off back then, or you've gotten better at hunting down noobs.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-20 11:58pm

The 'Unrepentant Slacker' says "Initiate Primary Poke-nition"

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-04-20 11:59pm

HAHA! You got poked, youngling. Like Khan said, "Poking is dish best served cold, and it is very cold in SD.net."

Alright, so he didn't say that. But you know what I mean.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-21 12:22am

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignifigant compared to the power of the poke"

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-04-21 01:21am

Ahaha, greetings. I am the great Captain Lennox, commander of stuff that can move on water and such. I must warn you there are physcos that poke people. However, it appears I am too late.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-04-21 01:36am

NOOB!

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-04-21 07:34am

brothersinarm wrote:You know this reminds me...when I first came to this board I didn't get poked! not one. Either you guys were slacking off back then, or you've gotten better at hunting down noobs.

Did you make your first post by saying ...

hilo! im hella new strike me with your exposed appendages...

?????

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