Wierd kids at your school.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-12 08:55am

Saurencaerthai wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Me!

Seriously, I'm the only one at my school who:

1. Owns CDs by Dissection, Finntroll and Bal-Sagoth.
2. Reads stories by H.P. Lovecraft.
3. Frequently references obscure B-Movies no one ever have heard of.
4. Writes 20-page essays when the teacher only request them to be "longer than 5 pages."
5. Can distinguish between Black Metal and Death Metal!!
6. Bears a striking resemblance to what John Lennon might have looked like as a teenager.
DUDE. Fintroll and Bal Sagoth own! And one who can tell the difference between BM and DM? You make me happy indeed!

A fellow underground metal fan!! I thought I was the only one of those on this board!

Crucible wrote: (a list of assorted weirdoes)

At what school did you meet such people??

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-12 12:05pm

verilon wrote:Me and my friend Moses:

We plotted the world's demise. The entire thing revolved around the implementation of the use of lead sporks.

reminds me of the south park episode that ends with the 2 kids using air spray to kill the ozone.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-12 12:10pm

BEANS that would be me. all people know me by beans but less than 5% actually know my real name

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-12 12:17pm

Silver Jedi wrote:Mr. Peebody- at a JROTC drill team lock-in, got up in the middle of the night and took a piss. On the floor. In the middle of the room. His only excuse was "I couldn't find the door".

what type of unit army navy air force
i was in the CA-954th cadet group at the time it was a sqaudron it was an Air force unit i was a c/SSEG

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-05-14 07:53pm

Chemogoth: Krista, the last surviving goth at our school. She gained the nickname because she's very pale and her hair falls out at an alarming rate - might be fake, maybe it's because she's unapologetically bulemic. Unpleasant bitch. Likes to wear a jacket with with a red 'no' circle on top of a cross.

Brice (and Tori): One day he's wearing a black leather straight-jacket, the next it's an all-white butcher's costume complete with latex gloves. Prone to violent outbursts. Recently puched an iron statue. He lost some skin from his knuckles and left a large mark on the statue. Almost always hyper. His girlfriend is hot, but he seems to ignore her a lot. She needs to sleep more than once every three days and quit drinking so much.

Ben Sostrum: Very loud. Won't shut up. Finds a way to bring Star Trek into every single conversation he has ever had.

Wit: A large, fat, weird man who's real name is Whitney. Never calls anyone by their real name. I'm usually Kevin. He has an extreme preoccupation with rubbing his face or hand on anything soft or fuzzy. My hair is both, unfortunately.

Galen: According to his long-time friend Aaron, the only voice I have ever heard Galen use is not actually his natural voice. He will often say one thing, claim you said it, attack you for making the statement, then be certain he wasn't talking to me at all. Recently he has begun saying 'I win' at seemingly random times in a conversation.

Mike: There's a reasonably attractive girl that absolutely wants his balls. He's pudgey and never gets out. He's obsessed with video games to the point that he considers nothing else for career options. He therefore was assumed to have no chance with women up until now. He isn't interested. He isn't interested in men either. He just doesn't want to have anything even resembling a relationship, even if it consists entirely of fooling around and isn't romantic, which this girl is willing to do. She'd do anything to have him, and he wants noone. I just don't get it.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2003-05-14 08:29pm

Enforcer Talen wrote: Sauren - You see him post sometimes here. This man rocks. He looks like Jesus, and fully intends to be crucified on the wall at school on the last day. With duct tape. He marched with a war drum through the peace protests. Also has the strange tendency of speaking as a renissance lord. . . and everyone around him follows his lead.

Yep, I pretty much would have to agree with you on that one. Aside from being an obsessed musician (Talen guessed that the two things I would post in the fetish thread were bondage and music....), I take pride in the following: When life gets mundane and predictable, I like to throw people that curveball that makes them cock their heads and go: "WHA?!"
It's not uncommon for me to give a three count with one of my friends and then do a loud salute of "BANZAI!!!" to salute the Emperor while raising my arms high in salute. As well, I have openly (and quite vociferously at that) tried to get a friend to admit to her "coke habbit". Not that other kind of coke, but the fact that she has been going to the center of town to get one every time I have seen her. First it's coke, then it's coke and starbucks, then it's redbull, then it's redbull and coke mixed in with the starbucks, then it's caffine pills redbull coke and starbucks mixed together! Kids these days....

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-15 02:32am

Galen: According to his long-time friend Aaron, the only voice I have ever heard Galen use is not actually his natural voice. He will often say one thing, claim you said it, attack you for making the statement, then be certain he wasn't talking to me at all. Recently he has begun saying 'I win' at seemingly random times in a conversation.

Sounds like a Rabid Trekkie(tm)

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-05-15 01:36pm

JodoForce wrote:Sounds like a Rabid Trekkie(tm)

Lol. No, just a Magic-playing, anime-watching fool. Ben's the trekkie, though he isn't quite rabid.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-16 03:55am

Alan Bolte wrote:Chemogoth: Krista, the last surviving goth at our school. She gained the nickname because she's very pale and her hair falls out at an alarming rate - might be fake, maybe it's because she's unapologetically bulemic. Unpleasant bitch. Likes to wear a jacket with with a red 'no' circle on top of a cross.

There's also one or two goths at my school, but none of them are bullimic.

Ben Sostrum: Very loud. Won't shut up. Finds a way to bring Star Trek into every single conversation he has ever had.

I also used once to draw Star Trek into every single conversation. Now, I draw obscure B-Movies into every conversation instead.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-05-16 04:04pm

There was a kid at my old school who was Full-On-Whacked-Out-Weird! He seemed to be a goth, wore more make-up than the girls and even openly decalred himself homo-sexual which showed he had balls as at that school it was technically refered to as suicide!

To a lesser extent there's me. At my old school i was classed as "weird" because i was smart, crap at football, didn't like rap /hip hop /garage /dance /etc music and liked old music more than new mostky.
At my new school i'm less weird, but still get some strange looks whenever i say i don't like beer.