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Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
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Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
yeah, but it gets all squishy between your toes...oh dammit, i have got to stop encouraging you! *thwap!* feces boy!
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Superman wrote:You forgot to add "take a dump on the shower floor and then squish it into the drain."
yeah, but it gets all squishy between your toes...oh dammit, i have got to stop encouraging you! *thwap!* feces boy!
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Pissing in the shower? Thats screwed up.
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Post by Superman »

Not pissing in the shower, POOPING in the shower. Although pissing just sort of comes naturally.

BTW, you don't squish the poop down the drain with your toes, you use your hands. DUH!
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innerbrat wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
innerbrat wrote: Ew no! I'm androgynous, not a rodent!
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Howedar wrote:Pissing in the shower? Thats screwed up.
Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one to think so.
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Mens' Shower, Dangerous Style:

1. Enter bathroom.
2. Turn on shower
3. Remember, barely in time, to remove clothes.
4. Uncap bottle of Corona
5. Rinse entire body
6. Fart loudly, and admire shower stall accoustics
7. Notice soap sitting in soap tray. Wash entire body again using soap.
8. Drink most of beer. Pour dregs into hair.
9. Rinse hair.
10. Rinse body.
11. Exit shower. Close shower curtain and splash around on bathroom floor.
12. Kick clothes into puddle on bathroom floor, towel off and dance naked through the apartment for 15 minutes to the tune of "La Bamba."
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13. Get your head kicked in by yur live-in S.O., who storms off, and takes the cat.
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But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville. And Axis doesn't mind. :)
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville.
I wonder why? :)

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innerbrat wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:But I don't have a line-in S.O. right now. I'm squarely in the middle of Bachelorville.
I wonder why? :)

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Oh, very funny! :P
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