No, but there is some music that is universally awful. We're searching for just that sort of music. And I believe we have found at least some of it.You have to specifically tailor annoying music to each person.
Most Irritating Music?
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Submitted for your disapproval:
Nellie: Perhaps the most sexually explicit lyrics ever in a #1 hit.
Blue: Arguably one of the best tunes in recent years, Eiffel65 fucked it up because of their remarkeably crappy lyrics. They can't even name their own band very well.
Fellowship of the Rings: The tune they play when Bilbo is sneaking invisibly back into his Hobbit hole. It really sucked at manufacturing tension, and the rest of the movie was so well done....
Battle Hymn of the Republic: The version on the Civil War Documentary series (PBS)--arguably the worst rendition of a good song in history.
God Save the Queen--the most ethnocentric song in the history of the world.
Nellie: Perhaps the most sexually explicit lyrics ever in a #1 hit.
Blue: Arguably one of the best tunes in recent years, Eiffel65 fucked it up because of their remarkeably crappy lyrics. They can't even name their own band very well.
Fellowship of the Rings: The tune they play when Bilbo is sneaking invisibly back into his Hobbit hole. It really sucked at manufacturing tension, and the rest of the movie was so well done....
Battle Hymn of the Republic: The version on the Civil War Documentary series (PBS)--arguably the worst rendition of a good song in history.
God Save the Queen--the most ethnocentric song in the history of the world.
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It simply dosen't get worse than Herman's Hermits.
In their catalogue are wonderful tunes like "I'm Henry VIII, I Am"
Oh, I also once heard a Club Europa(?think it was them?) version of Ben E. King's "Stand By Me". I'm not sure it even qualifies as music....more like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Some Others:
In the Year 2525 by Zager and Evans
Macarena
Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles ( I love this tune, but in my experience 90% of people hate it)
Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy by The Ohio Express
Seven by Prince ( I once got this song stuck in my head for three days...I seriously contemplated getting a lobotomy)
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris
In their catalogue are wonderful tunes like "I'm Henry VIII, I Am"
Oh, I also once heard a Club Europa(?think it was them?) version of Ben E. King's "Stand By Me". I'm not sure it even qualifies as music....more like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Some Others:
In the Year 2525 by Zager and Evans
Macarena
Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles ( I love this tune, but in my experience 90% of people hate it)
Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy by The Ohio Express
Seven by Prince ( I once got this song stuck in my head for three days...I seriously contemplated getting a lobotomy)
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris
I have an online acquaintance who is a devout Christian and enthusiast in punk, emo, and synthpop music. Here's a list of her favorites. Some of these may be hard to find outside Christian bookstores.
Five Iron Frenzy
Calibretto 13
Ghoti Hook
Joy Electric
Pep Squad
Fine China
Juliana Theory
Norway(squared)
Leiahdorus
Blenderhead
Starflyer 59
Squad Five-0
Saviour Machine
Wedding Party
Pilots vs Aeroplanes
Also look up anything produced by Tooth and Nail Records.
Five Iron Frenzy
Calibretto 13
Ghoti Hook
Joy Electric
Pep Squad
Fine China
Juliana Theory
Norway(squared)
Leiahdorus
Blenderhead
Starflyer 59
Squad Five-0
Saviour Machine
Wedding Party
Pilots vs Aeroplanes
Also look up anything produced by Tooth and Nail Records.
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