My Hairy Ass

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-29 12:45am

Zaia wrote:
Superman wrote:Zaia, I suspected that "Nads" wouldn't work. Anything that has a name that is synonymous with scrotum must have something wrong with it.
Damn Australians. Only they could name a product--any product--'nads.'

It was made by some woman to stop her hairy daughters from being hairy. I don't think she researched the name at all though. Yes I though it was dumb too. Though the ads were good; "I puts Nads on my arm/face/legs, and it's great".

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-29 12:50am

Zaia wrote:Damn Australians. Only they could name a product--any product--'nads.'

People think we're so quaint...and i like it.

johnmarkley · Post by **johnmarkley** » 2003-06-29 01:01am

Gandalf wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Superman wrote:Zaia, I suspected that "Nads" wouldn't work. Anything that has a name that is synonymous with scrotum must have something wrong with it.
Damn Australians. Only they could name a product--any product--'nads.'
It was made by some woman to stop her hairy daughters from being hairy. I don't think she researched the name at all though. Yes I though it was dumb too. Though the ads were good; "I puts Nads on my arm/face/legs, and it's great".

Apparently, her daughter's name is "Nadine," and her family nickname was "Nads." The product is named after her. Still, you'd think they would have done a little market research before they started exporting outside Australia.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-29 06:42am

Oh for crying out loud - just get some shower Veet.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-29 07:02am

Hethrir wrote:Some people scream when i take off my shirt

I'm suddenly reminded of the episode of Seinfield where Kramer shows his chest to Jerry to show him what will happen if he keeps shaving it.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-06-29 08:55am

I'm not quite that scarey. And i have actually had people make noises of exclamation on sight of my beautiful forrestry, but i am proud, and so should anyone else who has much hair! Stand up brothers, and take off your shirts! Let us show the world we are proud of our hair!

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-29 01:00pm

I have the same problem as Superman. Just to a much smaller degree. I have hair everywhere, even on my heels.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-06-30 12:19am

Superman wrote:Has anyone here ever seen that hair removal product called "Nads" from Australia (no, I am not joking)? I see it on infomercials and supposedly it removes body hair by wiping it on and then off. Anyone know about this?

I hate to break it to you, but that ain't Australian, its probably just marketed as being from Australia. Over here we either have a hairy arse and are so proud of it that we display it in public, or we don't have a hairy arse and are so proud of it that we display it in public.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-30 12:33am

Hethrir wrote:I'm not quite that scarey. And i have actually had people make noises of exclamation on sight of my beautiful forrestry, but i am proud, and so should anyone else who has much hair! Stand up brothers, and take off your shirts! Let us show the world we are proud of our hair!

Body shaving is for girls. And, I suppose professional body-builders, but it'll be a cold day in July when I shave anything but my face.

I'm about tired of seeing these male models without even a trace of happy-trail, and shaved armpits even! It's a fad that's dying, I hope.

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-06-30 01:12am

YT300000 wrote:I have the same problem as Superman. Just to a much smaller degree. I have hair everywhere, even on my heels.

You are either a wookie or a Addams family relative on Cousin Its side of the family.

I too suffer from the hairy ass crack, when possible I jump thru the shower to get myself clean(I wipe what I can and wash the rest off). I thought the growing of body hair was great especially facial hair, except now I have to shave every damn day and sometimes twice a day! I don't like shaving but a full beard is too hot.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-30 03:29pm

Superman wrote:Well, I have learned something today, and that is that Vertigo is like McGyver when it comes to shaving ass hair. Damn dude, where have you been all my life?

MacGyver.

*starts humming theme to MacGyver TV series*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-30 04:37pm

Wait, is this MacGuyver based on the mirror, or something else he said?

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-06-30 08:11pm

Death from the Sea wrote:
YT300000 wrote:I have the same problem as Superman. Just to a much smaller degree. I have hair everywhere, even on my heels.
You are either a wookie or a Addams family relative on Cousin Its side of the family.

I too suffer from the hairy ass crack, when possible I jump thru the shower to get myself clean(I wipe what I can and wash the rest off). I thought the growing of body hair was great especially facial hair, except now I have to shave every damn day and sometimes twice a day! I don't like shaving but a full beard is too hot.

No, I'm a giant hobbit.

Hathor · Post by **Hathor** » 2003-07-01 12:10am

Zaia wrote:
Superman wrote:Has anyone here ever seen that hair removal product called "Nads" from Australia (no, I am not joking)? I see it on infomercials and supposedly it removes body hair by wiping it on and then off. Anyone know about this?

Yup, I do. Apparently it doesn't really do shit. A male friend of mine was used as a guinea pig when another friend of mine got it. She just wanted to borrow a bit of hair on his chest to see how well it worked. So she read the directions, applied the shit, and then went to town. He said it hurt like hell and yet the stuff somehow did NOT manage to pull out any hair. (I still haven't figured out how that's possible, but there it is).

So I'd say no, don't use it.

I found a review of NADS.. but, it is sooo funny!

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/373.html

hehe

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-07-01 12:19am

I just tied my belt around my forehead in response to this thread.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-07-01 12:26am

Frank Hipper wrote:happy-trail,

Ah.

And I thought only my girlfriend called it that.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-07-01 12:45am

Hathor wrote:

I found a review of NADS.. but, it is sooo funny!

http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/373.html

hehe

Laughed my ass off.

As for ass hair, I'm hairless. All there is is a few zits. Besides my head, there isn't much else on my body either.

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