How many Davids are there at SD.net?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-12 10:00pm

Hethrir wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm technically not a David. But I am a David.

My first name is Matthew, but I go by my middle name which is David. (And if any of you say that my name isn't David you will get an evil glare and a knife in the back.)
It's ok, i can understand that you know how cool the name truely is, so you can join our club

*Growls* But my name is David...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-12 10:09pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I migth also add that there is a NINJA TURTLE named after us Mikes (don't nitpick either, Michael-Michaelangalo, same difference). Come now silly Davids, can you beat a reptilian kung-fu master partnered with a wizard, partenered with a really smart guy, partnered with coolest guy in the known universe? You lose little man. Game, set, match. Mikes win!

Except that it isn't the same difference. Michaelangelo doesn't translate to just Michael. Besides, Michaelangelo was the lamest of the ninja turtles.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-07-12 10:12pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Except that it isn't the same difference. Michaelangelo doesn't translate to just Michael.

Says who? They look the same enough to me damnit!

Besides, Michaelangelo was the lamest of the ninja turtles.

Having a lame Ninja Turtle named after you is better than having none at all, IMO.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-07-12 10:17pm

OK we have many Davids also there are some Michael,well Michael,Mike in french Michel.......Michel Wong from Toronto.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-12 10:54pm

RogueIce wrote:Ha! I am a Mike as well. So I am in the elite company of Wong, Ossus, DGG, and Gandalf.

The Mikes 0wnz j00!!

David n00bs!!

There was also a dumbshit spamming troll named Mike. Go look up "Mike_6002". He was quite the Village Idiot before he got banned.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-07-12 11:01pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Hethrir wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I'm technically not a David. But I am a David.

My first name is Matthew, but I go by my middle name which is David. (And if any of you say that my name isn't David you will get an evil glare and a knife in the back.)
It's ok, i can understand that you know how cool the name truely is, so you can join our club
*Growls* But my name is David...

Oh, of course it is. Everyone can be a David if they want to be.

ROFL, sorry about that, i just couldn't help it

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-07-12 11:04pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Says who? They look the same enough to me damnit!

Because Michaelangelo is a seperate name than Michael in Italian.

Having a lame Ninja Turtle named after you is better than having none at all, IMO.

You assume that we'd even want to be named after a ninja that announces his presence to his enemies by shouting "Cowabunga, dude".

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-13 12:05am

aerius wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Ha! I am a Mike as well. So I am in the elite company of Wong, Ossus, DGG, and Gandalf.

The Mikes 0wnz j00!!

David n00bs!!

There was also a dumbshit spamming troll named Mike. Go look up "Mike_6002". He was quite the Village Idiot before he got banned.

Yeah, well, he is one, out of five of us.

And, keep in mind, all five of us have positive Custom Titles and two are SuperMods with another two being MiniMods (as well as one being the Almighty Admin and the Board Owner).

So there. You lame Davids.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-07-13 12:11am

RogueIce wrote:Yeah, well, he is one, out of five of us.

And, keep in mind, all five of us have positive Custom Titles and two are SuperMods with another two being MiniMods (as well as one being the Almighty Admin and the Board Owner).

So there. You lame Davids.

BTW, I'm not a David. My real name is so obscure that a Google search only comes up with 4 hits. I'm special.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-07-13 12:20am

Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-13 12:21am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*

*Decides hell with the sling and pulls out the artillery cannons.* Okay, what sector do I have to vaporize?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-13 12:22am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*

Gnomish discrimination! Discrimination I tell ya! Where's that hotline at?

Besides, Gandalf started the whole thing. Don't blame us, blame him.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-13 12:38am

RogueIce wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
Gnomish discrimination! Discrimination I tell ya! Where's that hotline at?

Besides, Gandalf started the whole thing. Don't blame us, blame him.

I can't help it if I have a cool name, but I gave the Daves a bit of info. It should equal out.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-13 12:48am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
*Decides hell with the sling and pulls out the artillery cannons.* Okay, what sector do I have to vaporize?

didn't we stop doing these awhile ago?

*vapourizes Cyran's cannons from space*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-13 12:51am

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Alright, I warned ya! *Spins his sling around and releases, lodging a golf-ball sized piece of granite into Gnome's forehead.*
*Decides hell with the sling and pulls out the artillery cannons.* Okay, what sector do I have to vaporize?
didn't we stop doing these awhile ago?

*vapourizes Cyran's cannons from space*

Man, those cannons were expensive too...oh well.

Davids in history have a far better, well, history. Then Mikes.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-07-13 12:58am

I am neutral in this, 'cause I'm actually a Chris (Christopher, or if you use the flawed Florida system of recording important stuff, i'm Chrisophe, with no "r"), but If I had to be a david or a mike, it would probably be Mike. The name just seems cooler for some reason. and my initials would be MTB, which seems better than DTB...

[Off-topic randomness] the following sentence just came from my tv:
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Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-07-13 01:01am

MY NAME IS DAVID AND I LIKE CHEESE.

KTHXBYE

Well, not really.

I hate cheese.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-13 01:02am

JediNeophyte wrote:MY NAME IS DAVID AND I LIKE CHEESE.

KTHXBYE

Well, not really.
I hate cheese.

*High-fives Neophyte* Truth and nothing but the truth man.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-07-13 01:26am

I'm teh one and only.

Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-07-13 01:28am

David wrote:I'm teh one and only.

Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.

Leave the Dark Side behind and become a Michael. It is your destiny!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-13 01:35am

RogueIce wrote:
David wrote:I'm teh one and only.

Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.
Leave the Dark Side behind and become a Michael. It is your destiny!

*Smacks Rogue with a wet trout* Don't try to convert the David's.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-07-13 01:37am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
David wrote:I'm teh one and only.

Of course other people say I look like my name should be Michael, nd every body I've ever met has told me I look like Dean Cain.
Leave the Dark Side behind and become a Michael. It is your destiny!
*Smacks Rogue with a wet trout* Don't try to convert the David's.

You would banish them to a life of mediocrity?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-07-13 01:43am

Gandalf wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks Rogue with a wet trout* Don't try to convert the David's.
You would banish them to a life of mediocrity?

If by that you mean banish them to the worst planar existance possible where they will suffer most painfully for 5 thousand years before dying...sure.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-07-13 01:44am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Boo yah, boo yah!
Hey, does Wong's son have a degree in science and stuff? I think not! He's just a kid (AFAIK), so BLEH!

Bah, us Daves are beyond your "science". As a matter of fact, I'm levitating three feet above my chair, and writing this with my mind.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-07-13 01:55am

Well, Um, There's a real idiot named mike in my school, but theres also a christian fundamentalist with a very powerful wall of ignorance named david so i geuss thats about zero gain zero loss from me to both sides. On a plus i got ninety eight on my final french exam so...um-uh? Oh yeah... plus one to the davids

. Though all the french appears to have drained out of my head and onto the test so i cant currently think of any good insults

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