I knew someone would make that pun...Rob Wilson wrote:Almost. "Hey, stop the World. I want to get my rocks off!"Kuja wrote: "Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."
Coming out of the Closet...
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According the the great god Google:Rob Wilson wrote:I've lost the will to live. I'm almost scared to ask what the hell a Metro-sexual is meant to be - do they get turned on by Public transit systems? Are they a new word for trainspotters (as oppossed to the old one of Eunuch).
metrosexual
(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Rob Wilson
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I refer you to my earlier comments regarding Planet Cute Babe and its companion satellite.Demiurge wrote:Why would anyone masturbate to a stationary planet?Rob Wilson wrote:Almost. "Hey, stop the World. I want to get my rocks off!"Kuja wrote: "Can you stop the world, please? I'd like to get off."
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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Rob Wilson
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Oh, a posing, lifestyle wanker - or Londoner as they are more commonly known. I should have guessed.aerius wrote: According the the great god Google:
metrosexual
(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I get and beat you with, until you understand whose in f***ing command here!" Jayne : Firefly
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
"The officers can stay in the admin building and read the latest Tom Clancy novel thinking up new OOBs based on it." Coyote
HAB Tankspotter - like trainspotting but with the thrill of 125mm retaliation if they spot you back
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StarshipTitanic
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Women can open the door for me, drop their mink coats in puddles so I don't get my feet wet, and pay for my dinner. Time for them to pay back all those centuries of free-loading.
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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Most of those apply to me, I don't like red meat.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
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I also believe that it is a secret conspiracy by an underground race of crab people who want to turn men into sissies so they can rule the world again.Rob Wilson wrote:Oh, a posing, lifestyle wanker - or Londoner as they are more commonly known. I should have guessed.aerius wrote: According the the great god Google:
metrosexual
(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
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The trick is to beat the lady to the door, by rugby-tackling them if necessary. Hell, that just makes you even more manly.Demiurge wrote:I always hold the doors.
What does it mean when the woman opens the door for the man? Does that make him a super-pussy?
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown