GF/BF Wierdest Kink

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 04:53pm

Ghost Rider wrote:I have nothing too insane.

1. Tracey enjoyed...public sex(we tried parks, subways at 1 AM, and well....rooftops).

2.Domintrax, enjoyed sex after sparring, and having sex with food(her nick is Felony...I'm sure I enlighten Rob Wilson of here, or at least her name).

Those are my two weirdest.

Sex after sparring is fun, watching an impossibly cute and lithe Chinese girl practise Wu shu in the nude at the foot of your bed of amorning is also good.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 05:01pm

Dalton wrote:Rob, you are a God amonst Man.

Don't be silly. Most guys have had to play the 'Look-don't-touch' game at some point in their relationaship with a woman. This was simply the longest example of it I've had to go through (nearly all day for crying out loud! That's banned by the Geneva Convention I'm sure

).

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-12-31 05:05pm

Rob Wilson wrote:"You've been a good boy, You can play now!" YIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPEEEEEE!

"Where will you be when diarrhea hits?"

(sorry, I couldn't help it.

)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-31 05:13pm

Rob Wilson gave me a boner.

tee hee hee

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-12-31 05:21pm

Well, I can't say much...

Except that my girlfriend really likes kissing. I've inadvertently timed us, and several times we've wound up doing nothing except kissing (on the lips) for over three hours. Longest single kiss I think was something like 30 minutes...

That, of course, can get really painful when we're both lying there (in a car seat or on a lawn or something) fully dressed and in full contact with each other. Usually when that happens I wind up... uh... staggering away.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-12-31 05:22pm

He might be a god, but he's a god thats about to be lynched by the not-so-lucky members of the board. I'll get the rope.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-12-31 05:39pm

Hmn, I guess a BOTM split? or do you leave us young ones to be tormented

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-31 05:49pm

compared to some o' the stuff here i don't have that much.

but anyway, one girl i was going out with for a brief while (who had a major thing for sucking cock) was kind of kinky and liked doing it while in public places. got a BJ from her in a park once (with lots of people walking about too, and not much cover) and nearly wound up getting caught.

another girl i knew and dated for a brief while also tended to suck cocks hard. and by hard i mean to the point where she'd leave a hickey on your dick if you let her. she also had a thing for drawing blood on your back with her nails for some odd reason. and biting in general.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-31 05:54pm

XaLEv wrote:Rob Wilson gave me a boner.

tee hee hee

*cough* same.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-31 05:57pm

Ace Pace wrote:Hmn, I guess a BOTM split? or do you leave us young ones to be tormented

Think of it more as what you have to look forward to.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:04pm

Darth_Zod wrote:she also had a thing for drawing blood on your back with her nails for some odd reason.

Yeah, that's something else there seems to be an endless fucking supply of. Ladies, we are not fucking scratching posts, you want to play that shit, expect to wake up with your fingernails cut.

It's acceptable if it's a one-off lost in the passion thing, but you start doing that for fun and you'll soon find out what a terrible manicurist the guy your fucking is.

Waking up with a back like a butchers block is not my idea of fun.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-31 06:09pm

Seems that pain is the new in thing with the ladies these days, back when I was in College it was getting tied up and anal....LOTS of anal. I would love to see what the new kink will be in a few years.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:10pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Rob Wilson gave me a boner.

tee hee hee
*cough* same.

You two do realise that you are liable to get immortalised in the FUQ, with double entendre comments like that.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:13pm

Stravo wrote:Seems that pain is the new in thing with the ladies these days, back when I was in College it was getting tied up and anal....LOTS of anal. I would love to see what the new kink will be in a few years.

Hopefully Bi-sexuality in girls will really take off.

I've noticedthat there is a lot of spanking at the moment, and I don't think there will ever be a period where a large proportion of women don't enjoy even partial/symbolic bondage. Seems to be something in them that finds it a big trigger.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-12-31 06:13pm

Rob Wilson wrote: You two do realise that you are liable to get immortalised in the FUQ, with double entendre comments like that.

Super!

Quote #963: "Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either..." --- KaLEv (SD.net)

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-12-31 06:17pm

Rob Wilson wrote:You two do realise that you are liable to get immortalised in the FUQ, with double entendre comments like that.

Cool. I've always wanted to get FUQed, just never said the right words. Or maybe noone notices when I do.

Rob Wilson wrote:Hopefully Bi-sexuality in girls will really take off.

It has, especially in middle/high school girls. But it's a grab for attention, not real bi-sexuality. (Of course, it can lead to experimenting and the like, but I don't think that it usually does)

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:22pm

Stravo wrote: back when I was in College it was getting tied up and anal....LOTS of anal.

Really? Damn, in my travels I've found that with few exceptions you have to really convince a woman to have anal sex. You've got to get her cumming a lot, take your time, get her used to just the finger in there (unless they suddenly get adventurous and allow you to go for it after a single visit from the finger). The key I've found is making sure that not only is she cumming when you go in there, but that you let her have a role in keeping her cumming.

Get her finger in the cunt with yours, let her take over that aspect during a big orgasm and then swap out the two lubricated fingers you have in her arse for your dick (remember just the bell end needs to go in, get greedy and you'll hurt her no matter what and could actually do damage. You only get a large proportion of your dick in there after a few sessions - but to be honest you don't really need to, get your bell end all the way in and you'll ba a very happy man). A couple of strokes and the next time she cums, that contraction of the anus will make you shoot your load like a water cannon.

Remember to get your fingers back in her cunt and Slowly wind down the orgasms, and the next time you suggest sex she might just be the one to request anal sex.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-31 06:24pm

Well Rob, I've been lucky in the sense that most of my GF's or partners have been very receptive to anal, in fact some requesting it without prompting it from me. One woman I dated for a long time went through an anal period in our sexual relationship when she preferred that to vaginal intercourse.

Weird thing is now I have no taste for it (ARGH BAD pun) and so I rarely if ever go that route unless asked for it. I guess once you have alot of something you can get sick of it after awhile.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:29pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Hopefully Bi-sexuality in girls will really take off.
It has, especially in middle/high school girls. But it's a grab for attention, not real bi-sexuality. (Of course, it can lead to experimenting and the like, but I don't think that it usually does)

That's a little bit on the young side for me. I don't mind fit women dressing as schoolgirls, but actual schoolgirls? No thank you. My limit is 17 upwards (bearing in mind 16 is legal age over here), and even then the sex is usually all about the energy rather than the orgasms. give me a 23-8 year old woman who will look good (and know the real wys to look sexy) in a school uniform and I'll be a very happy guy.

Don't want to offend any of the younger ladies on the board, but I am actually old enough to be the father of anyone under 15, so real schoolgirls as sex objects is a little on the sick side for me.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:36pm

Stravo wrote:Well Rob, I've been lucky in the sense that most of my GF's or partners have been very receptive to anal, in fact some requesting it without prompting it from me. One woman I dated for a long time went through an anal period in our sexual relationship when she preferred that to vaginal intercourse.

Weird thing is now I have no taste for it (ARGH BAD pun) and so I rarely if ever go that route unless asked for it. I guess once you have alot of something you can get sick of it after awhile.

That's true. I've only really known about 3-4 women that wnated Anal sex without prompting or persuasion. You Lucky git.

Never known one to prefer t to Vaginal intercourse though, mind you there's plenty of strange fetishists out there so some are bound to find it better. Maybe she was a masochist?

Ever had them ask you to whip them... I mean a real whip, leave massive bruising sort of thing. Turned me off so fast i think my dick moved from erect to flaccid faster than the speed of light. I don't mind the soft whips, the lace ones (funniest things ever), but I'm not into inflicting serious pain on a woman I want to fuck.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-31 06:44pm

Luck Fuckity Bastards.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-12-31 06:53pm

Rob's Sex Informational Short #43 in an occasional series :

Ladies, when giving a gentlemen friend a 'handjob', as is the parlance of the young, it is important to remember that it is necessary only to take a relaxed grip upon the 'little chap'.

Gripping it as if you are holding on for dear life, will lead only to the gentleman friend screaming and passing out.

Once you have a grip that both parties are comfortable with, you may commence the act of 'palm love'. Slowly, start to move your hand up and down the shaft in a smooth motion. and as the shaft stiffens you can increase the tempo.

A word of warning, do not attempt to make the downward journey to long and vigorous. The skin is attached to your gentleman friends best friend by a small strip of extra skin. Pull down too hard and that could snap. I refer you to the screaming and passing out mentioned above.

So remember, treat your gentleman friend's best friend in a gentle but firm manner, and it may think of you as it's best friend.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-31 06:56pm

darthdavid wrote:Luck Fuckity Bastards.

Ah, the cries of virginal youths...

How's that for a double entendre?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-12-31 06:57pm

Rob Wilson wrote:Rob's Sex Informational Short #43 in an occasional series :....

I'm about to bite through my lower lip now...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-12-31 06:58pm

Rob gives me boners too, but mainly because I imagine being in the girls place.