SD.net Survey

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Question 1: 4, the people

Question 2: 2, RSA. Although Enbran (shits)tain was more entertaining, with his absurd plans and Pressman wanking, as well as his blatant ignorance of the rebuttals.

Question 3: 3.

Question 4: 1, read, try to make a contribution and fail miserably.

Question 5: 3. I admit, I've never read it. It's just too long and I can't find the time.

Question 6: 1. I log in a few times a day, usually between 30-45 minutes each time.

Question 7: 4.

Question 8: 3.

Question 9: 4.

Question 10: 1.

Question 11: 2.

Question 12: 2.

Question 13: 2.

[Captain Cyran]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused. Very confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

I pick all four...

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass. Not really though...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

El fin!



PS: And yes, I was quite bored. Thanks. Shut up.

You're welcome.

[Andrew J.]

I (that's you, lunkhead)

*cries*

Aww, baby, I'm sorry! *hugs AJ and kisses the tip of his nose* I dinnae mean it.

My plan worked! VICTOLY!

[jegs2]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

5) I like to see what folks around here are posting and put in my two cents worth.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

5) I don't have a favorite troll.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.

"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...

3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

5) All of those who make baseless claims against Jesus with no Biblical backing.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

4) No I haven't...

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

Where's your main drag?

2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

5) Many more folks with whom to argue here. It's far to easy to set some folks off, and fun too...

[Ace Pace]

I, Ace Pace, come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

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If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

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How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

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I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

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"Starcrossed" is...

3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
(and I really dont have the time)

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I visit SD.net...

Used to be 2 now its 4

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What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?

2 and 4
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Getting FUQed is?

3) something I hope to do one day?when...or if?I find that special girl?
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Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

__________________________

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*

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Where's your main drag?

everything?

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If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?


3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

(am I sicko for thinking that at my age?)

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How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...


CYA!

[KhyronTheBackstabber]

I Khyron come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.


"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…

2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

X) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot. Then something would get blown up, and world domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good...ORGY! What else?

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.

[IndustrialNoise]

I, Foo, come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
(a mix of both)
1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.


"Starcrossed" is...
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...

I visit SD.net...
1) once or twice(a little more), maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

Getting FUQed is…5)None of those really fit, but I know what a FUQ is.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.


The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?


Where's your main drag?
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.


If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.
5)(All of the above)

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.(I didn't mean that! Get away!)

[Robert Treder]

I come to SD.net because...

3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.

I guess this one fits me. I came here because I liked his website. I also posted on the first SD.Net webboard, and <ego stroke>I'm the first registered user on this board other than Mike</ego stroke>

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

I didn't follow RayCav's stuff because I knew he was fucking stupid to begin with. The fundies are fun, but a dime a dozen. The various troll invasions I never payed much attention to, with the exception of Arminius. But Scooter was fun, at least at first.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.

I don't have a god or savior (spelled with out a 'u,' because I'm an Amuhrican, dammit), but this guy would get my vote if I had to have one. I've only disagreed with him on a few topics, and even then, not very much. He's an all-around good guy.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

I mostly spend my time reading the PSW forum, and a little in OT. My contributions are rarely meaningful, though (but they are sometimes). Usually other people say everything that needs to be said, so I don't bother.

"Starcrossed" is...

I can't be bothered to read it. From what I've seen, it's appallingly boring.

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.

I come and go in spurts. Sometimes I'll spend a whole day here, sometimes I go for weeks on end spending about 0.5 - 1 hours a day here, and sometimes I go for a week or two without coming here at all.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be?

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.

Getting FUQed is?

The FUQ's pretty cool, but I don't really bother reading all the updates and all. I usually read the funny posts the first time around, and once is enough for me.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

Yes, I have. They weren't confused (they understood the English language), but they did give their concession afterwards. The most recent time was against my dad, who was saying basically that absence of evidence is evidence of a conspiracy in regards to JFK. I accepted his concession.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

Moving along...

Where's your main drag?

PSW, OT, SLAM, in order. I also look at Fantasy, OSF, and G&C occasionally, and I read Publius and DW's posts out of PST.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

It would be pretty cool, I think we'd have some cool discussions. And I'm better at live arguments than at posted ones (I usually start writing things, and then get bored before I post), though I gather many of you are the opposite. And Mike doesn't drink, so he wouldn't drink a lot. But I myself am partial to rum.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck yourself up the ass.

I used to frequent the JC boards on TFN, but they were frustrating. The only other good board I've been to was the ICC in the Star Wars Combine, back before that got all fucked up (it was best in the good days of Charon's early reign, before the mods intervened).
But this place is the best, bar none. The reason it's the best is the moderator attitude. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to not be able to curse or say anything about God, or about sex, yadda yadda yadda...but I'm sure I don't have to tell you that, because you all already know it.

[Bill Door]

I come to SD.net because...
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
-Right except for the talking bit... I don't have much to discuss

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...
1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...
1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
-enough said.

I visit SD.net...
1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often.
-Both, unfortuantly apply

Getting FUQed is?

The FUQ's pretty cool, but I don't really bother reading all the updates and all. I usually read the funny posts the first time around, and once is enough for me.
-had to copy.... it just fit so well

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?
1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.
1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
-and I check the HoS

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
-In that order, with 4 thrown in there somewhere, I think.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?
2)There's no place like home, there's no place like home...


All done.

[Soontir C'boath]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?

Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

Wow haven't seen doodie head in awhile.

Well that sums me up.~Jason

[The Aliens]

I come to SD.net because...

4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?

3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.


I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...

4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*


Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.


Pretty generic, I couldn't really think of anything cool to say. Brain is dry... need batteries.....

[Straha]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course. (I might say this is because I liked him when he was still sane, and I was on a LOA when he went Nutso)

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.



I like to hang out at the board primarily to...


2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!

I visit SD.net...


4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.


Getting FUQed is…

5) Something I am proud for having been done (though it was only a re-post of something another person posted)

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

3) *chatters excitedly*


Where's your main drag?

3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.

How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

[Peregrin Toker]

I believe I can sum things up with one word...

BOOBIES!!!!

And thus spake the founding member of the Society For Appreciation Of Jmac's Breasts.

[Vertigo1]

I (that's you, lunkhead) come to SD.net because...

1) I love to argue with fundy morons. There are cool people too, but I stick around for the idiots.
2) of DEE WEEMON! I LOVE DEE WEEMON! Oh yeah, the sci-fi and constant references to anal sex too. Duh.
3) Mike is my personal diety and I must come here to worship.
4) the people here are kickass and makes me laugh, damnit. Shut your hole before I get all teary-eyed.

4 I rather think of you people as my extended family.

If someone (like Z, for kicks, who's writing this survey) made me pick my favourite troll, I'd have to go with...

1) RayCav and his infamous fic, of course.
2) Scooter, baby! He's just so damn amusing.
3) Random Young Earth/Fundy Christian master of "debating."
4) One of those invadin' TK biotches.

2. For obvious reasons...

How would I best describe how I feel about Mike Wong?
1) Um, who dat? We cool, I guess?
2) HE IS MY GOD AND SAVIOUR!!! I am a proud and faithful disciple.
3) He's a really smart guy, fun to talk with, and I'm really glad he started this board.
4) I'm Mike Wong, and I kick and fuck ass, so shut the fuck up.

3.

I like to hang out at the board primarily to...

1) read. Only when I find a topic where I can contribute meaningful discussion will I post.
2) stir up trouble and annoy the mods with my spammy habits!! WHEE!!
3) do just what it says--talk sci-fi, science, and make fun of stupid people. And read fics too.
4) flirt. *wink* Oh, yeah, and talk about science and current events too.

A mix of 1 and 4.

"Starcrossed" is...

1) a fucking amazingly brilliant work that, every time a new chapter is posted, I devour it at once!
2) something Romeo and Juliette were, I think?
3) something I really need to read but haven't yet. Its length is a little intimidating *snerk*...
4) a constant ego-boost for me, for I am Stravo, writer of said masterpiece, and I kick arse.

3.

I visit SD.net...

1) once or twice, maybe a few times a day. I'm ok with that.
2) WAAAY too often. I'm seeking treatment. Really. I am. I found this survey by accident. Promise.
3) I pop in and out, but don't hang out too long. Constantly on the move am I.
4) Ok, so I basically live life with SD.net in its window while I'm doing other stuff. Is that bad?

1. Once or twice a day.

What makes me laugh most at SD.net would have to be…

1) those people who honestly believe that the Bible is proof of God! So silly.
2) the Four Horsemen and their beautiful additions to already gorgeous comments.
3) all the stupid trolls. How I enjoy tearing them apart! Makes me laugh with glee.
4) all the smartass comments from my favourite denizens. Ego and cockiness are sexy. ROWR!

2 and 4. I just can't decide between them since both apply to me.

Getting FUQed is…

1) the best way to spend a Saturday night with Rob Dalton, whether or not you keep your clothes on.
2) something good, I think, but I don’t quite get it… And isn’t it supposed to be FAQ? Wait, what?
3) something I hope to do one day…when...or if…I find that special girl…
4) just another way for me to feed my carnivorous ego. That’s right, my name’s Kuja, and I once fucked a random chick who was masturbating in a school bathroom. Yeah, that’s right. You only wank to that shit. What’s up.

3.

Have you ever said the phrase "concession accepted" in a discussion with non-board members?

1) Yes. They were confused.
2) Yes. They beat me up. Stop laughing.
3) Yes. They laughed, but I was still right, damnit.
4) No I haven't, dork.

1.

The Great Dolphin Conspiracy.

1) Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. ?!?!?
2) I haven't been paying attention to the blue text and cute Flipper pictures. What's all this, now?
3) *chatters excitedly*
4) I swear it has to do with football, but why all those people would...I got nothin'.

3

Where's your main drag?

1) SW/ST, Other Sci-fi, Fantasy and related forums.
2) SLAM, New & Politics, and consequently HoS.
3) OT, A&P, Gaming, and Fanfics.
4) Private forums like BOTM, GALE, SoS, Writer's Guild, etc.

1 and 3

If all the members of SD.net were miraculously able to gather all together at some random location (just assume we can afford to do it, 'k? And yes, bring your SOs/spouses for Answer D, thanks), what do you surmise would happen?

1) World domination would quickly ensue! After we got more chicks--8 femmes out of 1600 members ain't good.
2) Laugh with and at each other. And drink. A lot.
3) Not really sure. It's quite a scary thought. Pretty sure something would get blown up, though.
4) ORGY! What else? ...Would HAVE to get more chicks first, though. Please God.

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How does SD.net compare to the other BBSes in your life?

1) It's ok, but I have other places I like better. Sorry, biznatch.
2) There's no place like home, there's no place like home...
3) It's the most kickass place on the web. If you don't think so, just fuck me up the ass.
4) I'm going to run crying back to my other board because you meanies hurt my feelings. Doody-heads!

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2. *taps ruby red tennis shoes*