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Does even a female bladder have a half-gallon capacity?
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:Does even a female bladder have a half-gallon capacity?
Basic biology:

The fluids produced during sex usually have nothing to do with the bladder.

But to address the question, judging from the number of times women flock to the bathroom in groups, I'd say the female bladder is roughly the size of a shot glass.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:But to address the question, judging from the number of times women flock to the bathroom in groups, I'd say the female bladder is roughly the size of a shot glass.
hahahah

Either that, or they're using it as a convenient excuse to get away from whoever they're with. :D
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:But to address the question, judging from the number of times women flock to the bathroom in groups, I'd say the female bladder is roughly the size of a shot glass.
hahahah

Either that, or they're using it as a convenient excuse to get away from whoever they're with. :D
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:But to address the question, judging from the number of times women flock to the bathroom in groups, I'd say the female bladder is roughly the size of a shot glass.
hahahah

Either that, or they're using it as a convenient excuse to get away from whoever they're with. :D
I don't like what you're intimating. :evil:

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Queeb Salaron wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Does even a female bladder have a half-gallon capacity?
The fluids produced during sex usually have nothing to do with the bladder.
Buddy, I'm quite aware the nice lube au naturale which slicks my cock when its pounding into my ex's or other assorted vagina in the past, or sloshing against my chin during cunnilingus is not in anyway like urine.

I was saying that there was no way this was possible, as other people suggested, even if it was piss.

And what is it with women and communal bathroom trips at dinner every 20 min? I don't want to see any of my friends' ugly faces over a urinal, much less chat with them, and hardly every half-hour.
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