Bathroom Graffiti

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-28 12:36am

Demiurge wrote:Funny thing about SD.net. No matter how hard you try to steer a thread toward lesbianism, it never quite works. [/sarcasm]

I think you just don't read the right threads.

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2004-01-28 01:14am

Iceberg wrote:The classic:

Here I sit,
So broken-hearted
Tried to shit
But alas, just farted.

There was a variation of this in one of the stalls of my old high school:

As I sit here broken-hearted
I tried to shit but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-28 01:21am

The best writing I've ever seen is not writing at all, but various signs and bumper stickers that my crazy uncle decorated an outhose on my grandparent's property with.

For example, outside next to the door, it has a doorbell and a speaker grill nailed on, with a sign above it reading:

"For entrance, please do the following:

1) Press button.
2) Say name.
3) Stand back for verification."

And of course, the ever popular bumper sticker "Prunes make the going great!".

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-01-28 01:22am

I wrote one just above the toilet in a cubicle: "Why are you reading this? The joke's in your hands!"

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2004-01-28 02:53am

Well, the only thing that comes to mind is how someone is whining about how people that write on toilet doors can't spell, even in a bookstore washroom....

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2004-01-28 05:10pm

Best one I ever saw that made me laugh was in a public toilet...I was having a number 2...and I looked to the side and saw a tiny racket and ball with the words "Play toilet tennis...look to your right" and when you looked to your right another racket and ball saying "Play toilet tennis look to your left"

Brilliant...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-28 05:35pm

My personal favourite has always been "If assholes could fly this would be heathrow".

To add something new to the mix have you ever been written about in the toilets?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-01-28 05:38pm

Lord Pounder wrote:My personal favourite has always been "If assholes could fly this would be heathrow".

To add something new to the mix have you ever been written about in the toilets?

yep,

"Chris B is fit"

Apparently, was in the girls loo so i couldn't confirm it.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-29 06:38am

The rock club I used to go to had all sorts of angst

"Depression is caused by the world not the mind"
"Why do I go on?"
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2004-01-29 08:02am

I've seen this one before:

"We aim to please. Won't you aim too, please?"

Ligier · Post by **Ligier** » 2004-01-29 08:55pm

Yes.

Aside from racial slurs and proclomations of somebody's homosexuality, I haven't found too much bathroom wisdom worthy of note. Except this defination of manhood:

"Anybody can piss on the floor. It takes a real man to piss on the ceiling."

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-29 09:11pm

Zac: You're a Chris? Even more so, a Chris B? I'm a Chris B as well. I was the brunt of many retarded jokes in elementry school (crispy!

)

Anyway, it might have been posted here already, but: "Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit!"

The Penultimate Ninja · Post by **The Penultimate Ninja** » 2004-01-29 09:30pm

I saw one where there was an arrow pointing to a toilet dispenser. Above it said "Take one for Stanford degree. Take two for Berkeley."