Hardest/Nastiest Porno you have ever seen

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2004-02-10 07:40pm

Well, I once saw a film involving a woman and a very well-hung horse.

The gagging and spitting sounds still give me nightmares.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-10 08:19pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl

Urge to kill rising.....

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-10 08:27pm

Defiant wrote:Well, I once saw a film involving a woman and a very well-hung horse.

The gagging and spitting sounds still give me nightmares.

Pfft, thats nothing. I've been downloading fanfic movies on p2p and some dipshit decided to be funny and renamed one I was downloading (was the music video to "Star Trekkin") and instead of something funny, it ended up being a guy getting violated up the ass by an elephant. *shudders* I didn't even bother watching any part of it and only caught the first couple frames before I immediately closed WMP and proceeded to ream the asshole for sharing it.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-10 09:58pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Defiant wrote:Well, I once saw a film involving a woman and a very well-hung horse.

The gagging and spitting sounds still give me nightmares.
Pfft, thats nothing. I've been downloading fanfic movies on p2p and some dipshit decided to be funny and renamed one I was downloading (was the music video to "Star Trekkin") and instead of something funny, it ended up being a guy getting violated up the ass by an elephant. *shudders* I didn't even bother watching any part of it and only caught the first couple frames before I immediately closed WMP and proceeded to ream the asshole for sharing it.

are you sure that wasn't just an artistic impression of what an ISD would do to starfleet?

victorhadin · Post by **victorhadin** » 2004-02-10 10:19pm

Zac Naloen wrote:

cos theres a fetish for everything.

*Gets vaguely turned on by nuclear explosions.*

Well so do a large portion of this board actually, being science-fiction fans and all. How deliciously Freudian and ripe for parody we all are.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-02-10 10:58pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl

warning: do not click link on a public computer!!! i you do, then don't say i didn't warn you. ~crackpot

Oh I've seen that loads of times, and what always makes laugh about it is that they'll show god knows whatever it is coming out of her ass and into her face, but they won't show her vagina.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-02-10 11:01pm

And to think, my idea of nasty porn up until now simply involved old fat chicks who don't shave.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-10 11:02pm

Vertigo1 wrote:
Defiant wrote:Well, I once saw a film involving a woman and a very well-hung horse.

The gagging and spitting sounds still give me nightmares.
Pfft, thats nothing. I've been downloading fanfic movies on p2p and some dipshit decided to be funny and renamed one I was downloading (was the music video to "Star Trekkin") and instead of something funny, it ended up being a guy getting violated up the ass by an elephant. *shudders* I didn't even bother watching any part of it and only caught the first couple frames before I immediately closed WMP and proceeded to ream the asshole for sharing it.

Wouldn't getting assraped by an elephant mess your ass up really badly?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-02-10 11:16pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: Wouldn't getting assraped by an elephant mess your ass up really badly?

Nah... your ass will shrink back to normal size in about 20 years

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-02-11 01:03am

The cover art on Nikki Webster's 24/7 (crazy 'bout Your Smile) single.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2004-02-11 01:28am

Morrigan wrote:The cover art on Nikki Webster's 24/7 (crazy 'bout Your Smile) single.

You'll be able to describe something much worse without flinching after a few years here.

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-02-11 01:32am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Morrigan wrote:The cover art on Nikki Webster's 24/7 (crazy 'bout Your Smile) single.
You'll be able to describe something much worse without flinching after a few years here.

Hot damn.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-11 10:38am

Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl

Exactly what is tubgirl?

Guessing from the awed, hushed tones I've heard people speak of "tubgirl" in, it must be something truly gawdawful and because of this, I won't touch it with a Shoggoth-Prod.

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2004-02-11 12:40pm

Well, tubgirl is only (how should I put this...) impressive to the uninitiated. With some of the crap people around here find, it becomes tame.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-02-11 02:50pm

Goatse? I'm surprised no one's mentioned that, though Tubgirl rates about as nasty...

And for nastiest porn, there was one with a woman fucking a horse that I saw. Worst part was when the woman came...oh GOD MY HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-11 05:02pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:I've seen bukkake where a woman lit literally floating in a sea of man chowder. I've gotten my gag reflex going just thinking about it. Oh, and there is always tubgirl
Exactly what is tubgirl?

Guessing from the awed, hushed tones I've heard people speak of "tubgirl" in, it must be something truly gawdawful and because of this, I won't touch it with a Shoggoth-Prod.

If you haven't seen it, it's a woman in a bathtub shooting a yucky stream of diahhrea out of her ass so that it flies back into her face. I personally am not that grossed out by it, but then again, it's just a picture. If I had seen someone do this in person, I'd probably throw up, though.

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-02-11 06:22pm

Yeah, tubgirl was pretty nasty. But not as nasty as that Nikki Webster album.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-02-11 06:31pm

Morrigan wrote:Yeah, tubgirl was pretty nasty. But not as nasty as that Nikki Webster album.

Link? who is nikki webster?

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-02-11 06:52pm

>>LINK<<

I don't know, there's just something about a girl that age in a tight, red PVC outfit that screams kiddy porn. Or is it just me?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-02-11 06:57pm

Morrigan wrote:[img]http://users.pandora.be/els-

>>LINK<<

I don't know, there's just something about a girl that age in a tight, red PVC outfit that screams kiddy porn. Or is it just me?

These goggles... they do nothing!

The Morrigan · Post by **The Morrigan** » 2004-02-11 07:01pm

Going to go wash my brain out with soap now, OK?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-02-11 07:33pm

How the hell is that album cover nasty?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-11 08:26pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Wouldn't getting assraped by an elephant mess your ass up really badly?

Put it to ya this way....its about the equivilent of ramming a tree trunk up your ass, so yeah it would definitely fuck you up big time...if it ever got in.

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-02-11 09:08pm

I've seen some pretty nasty stuff in my thime, but for some reason the image that disturbed me the most was one that showed a girl with a squid stuffed up her thang with just the tentacles hanging out.

I guess for me, Cthulu and porn just don't mix.

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-02-11 09:51pm

Morrigan wrote: <piccy>
Or is it just me?

It's just you.

but really, I see nothing wrong with that cover. After you hang out at SDN for a while, you won't see anything wrong with it either. It's only a matter of time before you're sucked into the pervertedness...