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InnerBrat wrote:
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Lonestar wrote:IB doesn't like Cats? :(
I was referring to this,actually, so don't give up hope :P .
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LOL! I'd toally forgotten about that.
I'm not surprised. I, on the other hand, was quite crushed.
No you weren't.
And you, as I recall, were quite dead.
No I wasn't.
Anyway, that's not exactly what we're here for, is it?
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InnerBrat wrote:Not to mention Crown's evil pussy.
I know exactly what that refers to, too.

Even so, it is still soo, so wrong...
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I find the whole church of muse idea quite amusing, especially considering the fact that innerbrat, Metrion Cascade, jmac and muse are all sockpuppets of Zaia. Come to think of it, perhaps aerius is one, too. :twisted: :P

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fgalkin wrote:I find the whole church of muse idea quite amusing, especially considering the fact that innerbrat, Metrion Cascade, jmac and muse are all sockpuppets of Zaia.
She would need to spend a lot of time on the board for THAT.
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muse wrote:
Straha wrote:Proposing? The Cathedral of Muse has been made!

::worships::
That's a "church", with a lower case "c" to match the lower case "m" in "muse".

and yay! I have a worshipper! everyone is welcome to join the church of muse, you'll even get cuddles for joining! :D
*drops to knees, and goes into Temple of Doom-style trance*

Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram......
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YT300000 wrote:
fgalkin wrote:I find the whole church of muse idea quite amusing, especially considering the fact that innerbrat, Metrion Cascade, jmac and muse are all sockpuppets of Zaia.
She would need to spend a lot of time on the board for THAT.
No, merely switch accounts REALLY FAST. :D

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YT300000 wrote:*drops to knees, and goes into Temple of Doom-style trance*

Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram......
muse is our mother. We are her children. We show our love for her with blood.

So I butchered the quote. It's been a while since I saw Temple of Doom.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
YT300000 wrote:*drops to knees, and goes into Temple of Doom-style trance*

Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram......
muse is our mother. We are her children. We show our love for her with blood.
Jesus! What the hell are you doing?! This is a church of love not some psycho bloodthirsty cult! I think I need to write up some commandments to clarify the church of muse's objectives.
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muse wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
YT300000 wrote:*drops to knees, and goes into Temple of Doom-style trance*

Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram......
muse is our mother. We are her children. We show our love for her with blood.
Jesus! What the hell are you doing?! This is a church of love not some psycho bloodthirsty cult! I think I need to write up some commandments to clarify the church of muse's objectives.
Yeah. You guys are getting weirder than the CoZ ever was. And we were actually a cult!
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muse wrote:Jesus! What the hell are you doing?! This is a church of love not some psycho bloodthirsty cult! I think I need to write up some commandments to clarify the church of muse's objectives.
:oops: Erm...sorry? :lol:
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muse wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
YT300000 wrote:*drops to knees, and goes into Temple of Doom-style trance*

Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram. Mudaram, Sudaram......
muse is our mother. We are her children. We show our love for her with blood.
Jesus! What the hell are you doing?! This is a church of love not some psycho bloodthirsty cult! I think I need to write up some commandments to clarify the church of muse's objectives.
*pauses in ripping out the heart of a non-believer*

Please pardon our rash actions Goddess. We misinterpreted the use of the word cult.

WE'RE SORRY. :cry:

damn :evil:
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As I was saying, the church of muse is not a cult, we are a church of love, friendship, and peace. Yes it sounds hippy-ish but so what? We do not believe in nor do we condone senseless killings and bloodshed, as we were saying, we are a church of love. There's no special rituals other than learing to love yourself and others as much as you love me. Oh, and group hugs, we believe in group hugs. Gather round for our first group hug!
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Does this mean there's not going to be any commandments for me to enforce? Damn.
Oh well, a group hug that includes muse is nothing to be sneezed at.
*gathers round*
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Yay! Group hug!
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muse wrote:As I was saying, the church of muse is not a cult, we are a church of love, friendship, and peace. Yes it sounds hippy-ish but so what? We do not believe in nor do we condone senseless killings and bloodshed, as we were saying, we are a church of love.
I'm leaving. :P
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Huzzah for the 'To Venus and Back' Tori avatar!!

At least, I'm 98% sure that from 'Venus.' 100% sure that's the ever-beautiful Tori. Yay! Exxxcellent taste, m'dear! :D
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Cultists are really demented......i`m out of here bye :oops:
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Why do I feel this bizarre...obligation...to start a rival cult of my own? And why do I get the feeling that nobody will join? :wink:
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Mayabird wrote:Why do I feel this bizarre...obligation...to start a rival cult of my own? And why do I get the feeling that nobody will join? :wink:
I'll join, but only if you post nekkid pics. :wink: :twisted:

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Why none of the other ladies have.
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Zaia wrote:Huzzah for the 'To Venus and Back' Tori avatar!!

At least, I'm 98% sure that from 'Venus.' 100% sure that's the ever-beautiful Tori. Yay! Exxxcellent taste, m'dear! :D
It is indeed the "Venus" cover, it was my avatar until she stole it yesterday, and all I got in return is a Tigger. I feel so cheated...
Mayabird wrote:Why do I feel this bizarre...obligation...to start a rival cult of my own? And why do I get the feeling that nobody will join? :wink:
Because you touch yourself at night...of course that's my standardized to every question. I think you should start a cult, but call it a following or something innocent so they won't suspect a thing when you slip them the poisoned kool-aid.
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muse wrote: There's no special rituals other than learing to love yourself and others as much as you love me. Oh, and group hugs, we believe in group hugs. Gather round for our first group hug!
No more than a group hug? :? :twisted: 8)
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
muse wrote: There's no special rituals other than learing to love yourself and others as much as you love me. Oh, and group hugs, we believe in group hugs. Gather round for our first group hug!
No more than a group hug? :? :twisted: 8)
by group hug she means that party game where a bunch of guys sit at a circular table and you have to guess who is getting the blowjob.
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A figure strode up the steps to the door of the Church of Muse. Throwing the massive wooden slabs aside, the huge man - if he could still be called that - entered the cathedral without breaking stride. His lip twisted in a sneer as he saw them all engaged in a big group hug. Coming to a halt, he hefted the massive rocket launcher he carried.

He sighted down scope and delicately brought the targeting laser down onto one of the figures near the middle of the knot. "Blood for the Blood God," he whispered as he hit the trigger. "And skulls for the Throne of Bone."

The rocket did its job perfectly, leaping from the barrel of the launcher and throwing itself towards the group. So distracted were they that they never saw it coming until it detonated in the middle of them. In an instant, the Church of Muse went from a hippie feel-good meeting hall to a charnel house. Blood dripped from the vaulted ceiling and spattered on the blood. Blood coated the walls and pews. Bodies littered the floor, some more or less intact, some virtually unrecognizable as human. A few unlucky survivors tried to crawl away, mewling in pain.

The warrior waited until they died, then spun on his heel and walked out. As he passed the doors, he signaled for his transport. "Iron within," he said, his voice a monotone. "Iron without."
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Why none of the other ladies have.
Maybe that's the reason I never joined their followings. :P

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