What is your catchphrase?

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-05-15 05:39pm

Also, I sometimes say "Holy Hell in a handbag, Batman!" as an exclamation.

I flip people off a lot, too, especially when I'm driving. If you tailgateme, my hand's going out the window and the finger's going up until you back the fuck off. Same for people who think that going 40 MPH on a busy highway in a 55 MPH zone is an acceptable course of action: when I pass, not if but when, I honk my horn once to get their attention, then at the same time flip them off so they see me doing it when they look over. I then proceed to gain massively on them while driving at a more normal speed of 60 MPH.

CRUCIBLE · Post by **CRUCIBLE** » 2004-05-15 06:18pm

Hmm... i had to reflect on this

"Heretic!"
If someone comes up with some shit.

"I´ll show you the parts of hell where even Satan is afraid to go to." It´s the last warning before i give someone the deserved smackdown.

"Thanks, Dr. Stein"
Don´t ask me, where THAT comes from, don´t kow it myself anymore.

There are more, but they go into the direction of combining fuck,shit and bitch with other ramblings....as usual....

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-05-15 08:53pm

My catchphrase is an unintelligible grunt.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-15 08:55pm

Dalton wrote:My catchphrase is an unintelligible grunt.

Motherfucker also seems to come up now and again.

But maybe that's just me...

*returns to corner, foaming at mouth and twitching randomly*

Uweee heee heee...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-05-15 08:56pm

I should probably edit my earlier post like I have been (I'm a good boy), but I will just say this in a new reply:

I say "BLASPHEMY!" when a friend says something I disagree with (like, say, Brad Pitt's hotness), or when I am just screwing around.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-15 11:17pm

When I hear someone say "37."

"Thirty seven? IN A ROW?"

A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

Seriously, I say that. So does the rest of the marching band. It's really scary when you can get a couple hundred people yelling it in unison.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-05-15 11:36pm

"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-15 11:38pm

Mayabird wrote:When I hear someone say "37."

"Thirty seven? IN A ROW?"

A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

Seriously, I say that. So does the rest of the marching band. It's really scary when you can get a couple hundred people yelling it in unison.

Clerks.

No real catchphrase nowadays...but when I was younger and dumber one of my faves was

"Have you made peace with your God, yet?"

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-05-15 11:41pm

I've been saying "Be seeing you" with the little hand gesture every time I or someone else leaves for the past four years or so.

Replacing "Under God" with "Under Moi" every morning at school for the past two years.

*Chanting* "I am so great, I am so great, I am so great"

"Hey <person>"
"Yeah?"
"I'm Jesus."

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-05-16 01:28am

Gods! (General cry of frustration)

By the powers!

Now, pray to your cold dead god.

This could suck so bad Hoover will want it's suck back!

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » 2004-05-16 01:35am

Its not a catch-phrase per say, but I have almost prehensile eyebrows and I take great pleasure in wiggling them expressivly. I also sometimes affect droll archaic verbage, but that varies too much to be called a catch-phrase.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-05-16 01:37am

"Biscuit-Eater!" See also, "Sonnoffa Biscuit-eater"
"Frig", "Frak", "Frickin'"
"southern-frouthern-freggin'..." Yes, it's the Yosemete Sam cartoon cursing. What can I say, my mom taught me not to curse, and I work in customer service where I can't curse even if something heavy falls on my foot.

"Stupid idjit"
"...Some people's kids....." Generally delievered with a derogatory snort towards people acting like stupid idjits.

Amphibious · Post by **Amphibious** » 2004-05-16 01:52am

"You're doin' awesome"

"It'll all work out"

"Ur mom"

"SoOoOoOo"

The first two ones I got from my history teacher, and I just started using them ever since I had 2 classes with the guy. The other ones I just use a lot.

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2004-05-16 03:58am

"Oxygen Thief." (Insult)

"Important safety tip, thanks Egon." (Upon recieving some advice)

"We have transcended (fill in the blank)" (Nope, I have no clue what I'm doing)

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-05-16 10:46am

"Jebus H. Frelling Crimbo"

I shall defeat all your word filters and offend without saying anything offensive.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-05-16 10:59am

"welcome to idiot central."-a general greeting when im having a run of stupidity, either my own or someone elses

"narg" its a fill-in word, i say it a lot when bored

"bleooky!" exclamation, dont know how or when it started.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-16 02:39pm

"Don't make me smack/French-kiss you."
"Heathen!"
"Bloody *insert object*"
"Accursed *insert object*"

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-16 02:42pm

"Hijolé!"

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-05-16 02:42pm

*omnious silence*

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2004-05-16 04:17pm

"Ah, fuck balls".

Don't ask, got it from a friend of mine.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2004-05-16 05:47pm

"Napalm Sticks to Kids"(motivational phrase)

"Is Morons, and Morons is for Killing"(words to live by)

"Son of a Ditch-Digger"(part of my G-rated cursing repertoire)

"Waste of Biomass"(Insult)

"Scumfuck"(Uncreative Insult)

"Cock-Malignant Motherfucking Derelict Whore"(gratuitously long insult)

"Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut"(Has good rhythm)

"Oro?"(whenever confused)

"Its a Trap!"(just to amuse myself, I'll say it about practically anything)

"Hoody-Hoo!"(happy noise)

"With great power comes the ability to destroy entire cities"(my philosophy on superpowers, and the reason I would never be given any in a viable universe)

"Lets just burn it"(in response to practically anything)

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-05-17 01:39am

Depends on the situation:

"To the gulags with you, and your family" (used when someone says something against my opinion)

"Lord have mercy on your souls!!!" (Right before I tackle someone while playing rugby)

"Yes" (like Megatron from Beast Wars with an extended "e" sound)

"<insert friend name>, the Seven suns of Arabia shine on your family's honour!" (used when someone has done somthing deserving great praise)

"Ah, blast!"

"Shame on your family's honour!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-17 02:30am

Ah, yes. I forgot about this other saying of mine, because I haven't had a chance to use it much... but I did get to use it a bit this weekend, so.

"I'll eat your babies!"

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-17 02:59am

A friend, in an inebriated state, once remarked "I'm not as smart as I am drunk as I am smart."
That deserves some allocades.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-17 09:43am

I've also been known to use "NERDS!" as a warcry at hockey games after yelling,
"Rape, kill, pillage, burn!
Rape, kill, pillage, burn!
EAT BABIES!"

Ghost Rider wins the cookie.