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Alyrium Denryle
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Shark Bait wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:never had such a problem except once during sex my Girl Friend's cat attacked me that kinda threw things off a bit.
AHAHAHAHA!!! It's an omen, my friend.

And no, I only have fish and turtles. No cats, no dogs, no hamsters.
Yeah your probably right same time that happened a bunch of telemarketers decided to call. :x, prity much my sex life functioned on murphy's law.
WOW.. I didnt know about the cat... :shock:

God must have really hated you for the premarital sex
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Almost certain that he does but it cant just be him. We are dealing with multiple higher forces here, and the presence of telemarketers indicates satan.
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