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Durandal wrote:*Wakes up next morning*

Hey, what'd you guys do to Mike's car? :)
Someone's paying for that!!! And who threw up in the foyer?
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Come on, Mike. You're an engineer! Rebuild it! :P
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Durandal wrote:Come on, Mike. You're an engineer! Rebuild it! :P
That's a mechanic's job. I just make drawings.
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Can I get a title for having 10 pet rats?

My friends call me Rat Meister, but Rabid Monkey would do aswell.
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Then draw yourself a new car.

And incorporate sex ... somehow.
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Durandal wrote:Then draw yourself a new car.

And incorporate sex ... somehow.

A sex toy car!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*takes out Quake 3 Railgun and starts taking random potshots at Divine...*
Hey Rail beats Rocket... most of the time... *ducks a particularly close rocket aimed at head* Hmm I wonder when Wong'll whip out a BFG and blast us... CONGRATZ ON THE CUSTOM TITLES!!! Lata and *dodges another rocket aimed at crotch* Happy Fragging! *lines up Divine's crotch in the crosshair, squeezes the trigger, and puts the lightspeed uranium where it counts!* <SPLAT!!!> See how you like that! :twisted: :twisted:
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*walks out of room with a hangover and chick on arm*

*watches destruction*

*goes back into room*

Well, looks like the party was a success.
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Durandal wrote:Then draw yourself a new car.

And incorporate sex ... somehow.
Anal sex.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:*Wakes up next morning*

Hey, what'd you guys do to Mike's car? :)
Someone's paying for that!!! And who threw up in the foyer?
That was either Durandal or myself.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:Come on, Mike. You're an engineer! Rebuild it! :P
That's a mechanic's job. I just make drawings.
We can rebuild it, we have the technology, stronger, faster, better.
The six million dollar car!
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Bah, we'll just give him a red Super Star Destroyer and call it even. :)
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I thought he already had one....Crimson Blade....
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Durandal wrote:Bah, we'll just give him a red Super Star Destroyer and call it even. :)
Those things are -such- a bitch to park.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:
*Wakes up next morning*
Hey, what'd you guys do to Mike's car?
Someone's paying for that!!! And who threw up in the foyer?
That was either Durandal or myself.
someone call a n00b and order him to clean that up.
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Seggybop! you're on puke duty!
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Or RayCav. :)
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Ray's a sicko, but he's a Council member now. He gets a LITTLE respect for that.
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ah well there's enough drivel down there *points down to the lower regions of the SD.net city* living in the sewer, not only n00bs....
we could call priesto.... and btw where's my beer?
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Retrieves arminus' remains from hall

*points to puke*
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:Come on, Mike. You're an engineer! Rebuild it! :P
That's a mechanic's job. I just make drawings.
We can rebuild it, we have the technology, stronger, faster, better.
The six million dollar car!
Produces Necron Monolith

Now that's better. It uses no fuel
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IG-88E wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Durandal wrote:*Wakes up next morning*

Hey, what'd you guys do to Mike's car? :)
Someone's paying for that!!! And who threw up in the foyer?
That was either Durandal or myself.
I wasn't aware that robot's could puke.
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I wasn't aware that robot's could puke.
I also wasn't aware that robots can fuck female board members.
Apparently, they can. :P
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Post by Kuja »

Cpt_Frank wrote:
I wasn't aware that robot's could puke.
I also wasn't aware that robots can fuck female board members.
Apparently, they can. :P
I'm full of mysteries... :twisted:
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WOOHOO... I am a rabid monkey... I'm so proud :mrgreen:
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