Tsyroc wrote:Darth Wong wrote:Relax, Ted. Stripper joints are fun for the first fifteen minutes, then it gets kind of boring. Even if the woman is hot, you're still sitting in a room with a guy:girl ratio of about 50 to 1, and you're physically a lot closer to the guys than you are to the girls. Not cool.
Plus, the beer is overpriced and there's often a door charge. And it's not as if you're going to be able to touch any of these ladies. The only reason to go to a stripper bar is to have a night out with your friends and get a little thrill at the same time. Guys sitting in stripper bars by themselves are kind of creepy IMHO. If I'm by myself, I'm gonna go home and be with my wife.
I had a stripper fall off of the runway on top of me.
She was a wee bit drunk.
Fun.
The only time I've ever really gone to a strip club was for a friend's birthday. We got him a lap dance.
And the only interesting thing, aside from getting felt up by a stripper, is that that was the place that some of the girls from my HS worked at.
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