Funniest Simpson's line ever

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2002-11-16 09:57pm

Homer when he's offered $1 million for that rich guy to have his wife for the weekend, and Marge refuses:

"What! I can't take his money, I can't make my own money, I have to work for my money, why don't I just lay down and die?!?"

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-16 10:02pm

"What's an eltdown?" -- Homer looking at his pager. Toss' it into the trash.

"Over here we have our free range children!" -- Principle Skinner halloween espisode.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-16 10:10pm

"Marge, do you actually believe this thing?*Holding up Bible in while sitting in his Office* This thing says your not even supposed too take a crap." - Reverend Lovejoy

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-11-16 10:26pm

I believe the line was, "Marge, have you ever read this book? Technically, we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom."

Another Lovejoy classic...

"Ned, have you thought about trying one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-11-16 10:32pm

Whats wrong wolfy, your eyes bigger than your stomache? *screams of pain*

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-16 10:38pm

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN!" - Homer

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"Hmm, that's odd, the blood usually gets off on the second floor..." - Burns, Tree House of Horror episode, "The Shinning"

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HOMER: "Awww, how cute..."
FRINK: "I wouldn't touch that if I were you!"
HOMER: "What? Its just a little weas-" (bloodcurdling screams)

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"Attention viewers. I'm making this statement under my own free will." (gun cocking) "NBC sucks. You should continue watching Fox. That is all... NBC rules!" (gun shot)...

(more gun shots)

(still more gun shots)

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(ending credits roll)

"Hmm...cut! You're cut...you're cut too... Groening, cut... all of you are cut... Wow that's a lot of cuts... All you people are cut...and you... You're cut... cut..."

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-17 12:05am

Ralph: I'm happy and angry!

Homer: This isn't one of your namby-pamby church flare guns! *fires flare, blows up search plane*

SideShowBob: No no no, its not Die Bart Die, its THE Bart, THE...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-17 12:12am

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Folling that line

"No one who speaks German could be evil" – Parole board member

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-17 12:12am

Quite a bit of what Sideshow Bob says.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-17 03:16pm

Smokey Bear: only who can prevent forest fires?
(Bart presses "you")
Smokey Bear: You pressed "you", referring to me. That is incorrect.

"It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!"- Fred Rogers in "Missionary: Impossible"

"With such witty humor, it's no suprise it's England's longest-running show! And tonight, we're showing you all seven episodes!"- Betty White in "Missionary: Impossible"

"Alcohol ruined my life. I'm 31 years old."- Hans Moleman

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 03:24pm

"There is no escape from the mole-people!...except that." - Hans Moleman

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ANNOUNCER: "...and witness the greatest matchup in history, the cool robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the GAY robots of Star Wars!"
C-3PO: "Oh, Artoo, Artoo, save me Artoo! Ow!"

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"...and now what you really came here for: HARDCORE NUDITY!" - Troy McClure, at the end of the anniversary episode

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-17 03:26pm

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ANNOUNCER: "...and witness the greatest matchup in history, the cool robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the GAY robots of Star Wars!"
C-3PO: "Oh, Artoo, Artoo, save me Artoo! Ow!"

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Buoya something that stays on theme with the site and is funny

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-17 03:26pm

ich muss jetzt zurück nach deutschland und mir die gruppe kraftwerk anzusehen.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 03:29pm

Mike_6002 wrote:
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ANNOUNCER: "...and witness the greatest matchup in history, the cool robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the GAY robots of Star Wars!"
C-3PO: "Oh, Artoo, Artoo, save me Artoo! Ow!"

Buoya something that stays on theme with the site and is funny

what do you mean?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-17 03:31pm

JediNeophyte wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:
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ANNOUNCER: "...and witness the greatest matchup in history, the cool robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the GAY robots of Star Wars!"
C-3PO: "Oh, Artoo, Artoo, save me Artoo! Ow!"

Buoya something that stays on theme with the site and is funny
what do you mean?

Yes this partly a Star Wars site

2 for 1 deal

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-17 03:48pm

Bart:Heat makes metel Expand? Now who's talking mumbo-jumbo?

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-17 05:25pm

I really do like the part where Scorpio was weilding a flamethrower, and laughed like a maniac while the relflection of flame burned in his face. LMAO.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-17 05:34pm

"My god the tenth street bridge!"
"Maybe it just collapsed on its own."
"We can't take that chance."
"You always say that, I want to take a chance!"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-17 05:35pm

The children are escaping! Quick, Nibbler, chew through my ballsack!
(confused look from the hamster)
-Principal Skinner

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-11-17 05:39pm

Homer: "Save me Jeebus!"

Islanders: "So how often do we have to go to this 'church?"
Homer: "Every Sunday for the rest of your lives."
Islanders: "Hahahaha!! No, really."

Homer: "I may not know much about God, but this sure is a fine cage we've built him."

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-17 05:43pm

Homer: "Save me Jeebus!"

Damn that the funniest line after all

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 09:13pm

From tonight's Simpsons:

"Oh, the red wire goes with the red wire! What idiot thought that up?" -Homer

"And now, we present: M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew!"
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<clap>"Watch out Beatles!" - Principal Skinner

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-11-17 09:31pm

More:

"If this episode has taught us anything, its that nothing works better than the status quo. Bart, you're promoted back to 4th grade." - Skinner

BART: "Ha ha, the bus left without you!"
LISA: "You got left behind, too, genius."
BART: "Oh yeah? Well if I'm so stupid, why am I the smartest kid in 3rd grade?"
LISA: "Because you already DID 3rd grade!"
Bart: "Wait...I'm not following you."

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2002-11-17 10:00pm

Homer starts to ski down the hill

Homer's legs start to drift apart

"Oh, this is the worst pain ever!"

Homer hits a mogal

"OOOOHHHHH"

Hits another

"AAAAHHHHHH"

And another

"OOOOOUUUUCCCCHHH"

And another

"AAAAAHHHHHHAAA"

And anoth....well you get the point.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-17 11:13pm

"Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."