SD.NET Merchandise

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 02:30am

data_link wrote:
verilon wrote:Shouldn't Episode six have something to do with the AIIF? THen have 7,8, and 9 have to do with the ATJ and other things?
Yeah, but AFAIK, the AIIF hasn't gone up against Darkstar. Nor is Darkstar really their type. Now if you want to create movies about the AIIF and ATJ in other battles, then by all means. But they shouldn't be in Darkstar Wars.

Did you not see CS Stowbridge?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 02:34am

For some strange reason I get the feeling every movie involving Darkstar will eventually become something like the ROcky Horror SHow...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 02:34am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:For some strange reason I get the feeling every movie involving Darkstar will eventually become something like the ROcky Horror SHow...

You are one sick bastard....but it IS marketable!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 02:37am

verilon wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:For some strange reason I get the feeling every movie involving Darkstar will eventually become something like the ROcky Horror SHow...
You are one sick bastard....but it IS marketable!

Thank you. (Bows)

More stupid SD.Net products...

Strowbridge-brand ass lube (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)
Shit mask, with dick hole - so that all aspiring trolls can become shitfaced cockmonkeys.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 02:38am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
verilon wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:For some strange reason I get the feeling every movie involving Darkstar will eventually become something like the ROcky Horror SHow...
You are one sick bastard....but it IS marketable!
Thank you. (Bows)

More stupid SD.Net products...

Strowbridge-brand ass lube (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)
Shit mask, with dick hole - so that all aspiring trolls can become shitfaced cockmonkeys.

Better yet, Kevlar vests with CSS's face on them as a target.

Also, covering the dickhole, a hat. Or a donkey, for fundies.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 02:42am

Better yet, a T-shirt reading: It's 10o'clock. Do you know where your BPV is?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 02:46am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Better yet, a T-shirt reading: It's 10o'clock. Do you know where your BPV is?

w00t! That would be awesome! And on the back (assuming what you have is on the front), "0.00367% chances that you will be shot. 3.xxx% chance your gun will get stolen. Would you still wear it?"

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 02:49am

Nah... You'll probably be robbed of it by a criminal wielding a BPV.

" Hey you! Gimme that SD.Net T-Shirt "
" you and what army, fuckface? "
" Uhh... I'm wearing a BPV! BPVs are as effective in robberies as guns are according to CSS! "
" Get fucked, you dickless cockmonkey " (Subject pulls out combat folder and carves CSS WHORE into perp's forehead)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-11-29 03:33am

How about Barrel of Rabid Monkeys a barrel full of plastic rabid monkeys with the names of the BOTM on each of em.
A T-Shirt with Rabid monkey on the front and Verilons AV on the back.
the Rabid monkey Labs chemistry set with sfety gear included.and finnaly

Kely Antillies adult toys

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-29 03:34am

Typhonis 1 wrote:How about Barrel of Rabid Monkeys a barrel full of plastic rabid monkeys with the names of the BOTM on each of em.
A T-Shirt with Rabid monkey on the front and Verilons AV on the back.
the Rabid monkey Labs chemistry set with sfety gear included.and finnaly

Kely Antillies adult toys

Barrel of Rabid Monkeys...lol!
And my Av on the back! w00t!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 03:35am

Typhonis 1 wrote:How about Barrel of Rabid Monkeys a barrel full of plastic rabid monkeys with the names of the BOTM on each of em.
A T-Shirt with Rabid monkey on the front and Verilons AV on the back.
the Rabid monkey Labs chemistry set with sfety gear included.and finnaly

BArrel of LIVE Monkeys. With Rabies.

Kely Antillies adult toys

Hmmm... Kelly's guide to male pleasure, Kelly's guide to female pleasure, Inflatable Kelly Sex Doll (Nah she'll kill me for that)

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-11-29 03:57am

Kellys Ice Dildo mold

Brotherhood of the monkey collectible card game
Brotherhood of the Monkey fully posable 5inch action figures

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2002-11-29 03:59am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Kely Antillies adult toys
Hmmm... Kelly's guide to male pleasure, Kelly's guide to female pleasure, Inflatable Kelly Sex Doll (Nah she'll kill me for that)

Frank Hipper's guide to the prostate, The sex organ you never knew you had.

And Frank Hipper inflatable sex dolls! Lookit! He's smilin' like a doghnut!We'll make a million!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 04:01am

Or framed photos of Zaia-hime and Kelly-sama in revealing clothes...

I (and data_link, Ted, Iggy and company) would kill the photographers out of jealousy and keep the pics to ourselves.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-29 12:53pm

SD.net talking action figures!

They'll be a MKSheppard figure (Redneck with a Confederate Flag jacket and shotgun), a DarkStar action figure (Can't be seen because it's enclosed in the "Wall of Ignorance", and the Mike Wong afction figure, complete with lightsaber, and prono magazines.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-29 12:55pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:For some strange reason I get the feeling every movie involving Darkstar will eventually become something like the ROcky Horror SHow...

Hey, whats wrong with Rocky?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-29 03:28pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:SD.net talking action figures!

They'll be a MKSheppard figure (Redneck with a Confederate Flag jacket and shotgun), a DarkStar action figure (Can't be seen because it's enclosed in the "Wall of Ignorance", and the Mike Wong afction figure, complete with lightsaber, and prono magazines.

DarkStar Action figure no one would want to buy, or even market it <ugghhh!!!!>

Wong Action figure

<Force powers sold sepeatley>

Shep figure...right

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-29 03:37pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:SD.net talking action figures!

They'll be a MKSheppard figure (Redneck with a Confederate Flag jacket and shotgun), a DarkStar action figure (Can't be seen because it's enclosed in the "Wall of Ignorance", and the Mike Wong afction figure, complete with lightsaber, and prono magazines.

How about a data_link figure, complete with "gutting shep with dull knife" action?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-29 04:12pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Kely Antillies adult toys
Hmmm... Kelly's guide to male pleasure, Kelly's guide to female pleasure, Inflatable Kelly Sex Doll (Nah she'll kill me for that)

That's not such a bad idea. *drool*

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-11-29 04:22pm

Hardcover tome: "Star Crossed" Dedicated to the netizens of SD.Net, each one given the Wong stamp of approval for Imperial coolness. That would be a dream come true.

For the reading impaired: a Star Crossed comic book.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-11-29 04:40pm

I would buy SD.net merchandise in a hearbeat. You could also have shirts with all of the moderators, the Four Horsemen, the ATJ and AIIF, etc. It would be great.

And Star-Crossed should actually be a book.

The problem with this, of course, is that it almost certainly violates a whole bunch of copy-right laws, but oh well....

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-29 04:47pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:How about Barrel of Rabid Monkeys a barrel full of plastic rabid monkeys with the names of the BOTM on each of em.
A T-Shirt with Rabid monkey on the front and Verilons AV on the back.
the Rabid monkey Labs chemistry set with sfety gear included.and finnaly
BArrel of LIVE Monkeys. With Rabies.

Kely Antillies adult toys
Hmmm... Kelly's guide to male pleasure, Kelly's guide to female pleasure, Inflatable Kelly Sex Doll (Nah she'll kill me for that)

Correction: Anatomically Inflatable Kelly Sex Doll.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-29 04:48pm

Master of Ossus wrote:I would buy SD.net merchandise in a hearbeat. You could also have shirts with all of the moderators, the Four Horsemen, the ATJ and AIIF, etc. It would be great.

And Star-Crossed should actually be a book.

The problem with this, of course, is that it almost certainly violates a whole bunch of copy-right laws, but oh well....

We could have in really tiny lettering "THIS IS A SPOOF"

So the law's on our side.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-29 04:52pm

Ted wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:I would buy SD.net merchandise in a hearbeat. You could also have shirts with all of the moderators, the Four Horsemen, the ATJ and AIIF, etc. It would be great.

And Star-Crossed should actually be a book.

The problem with this, of course, is that it almost certainly violates a whole bunch of copy-right laws, but oh well....
We could have in really tiny lettering "THIS IS A SPOOF"

So the law's on our side.

I don't think that would be enough. The characters are still pretty damn close to the original.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 03:33am

data_link wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:SD.net talking action figures!

They'll be a MKSheppard figure (Redneck with a Confederate Flag jacket and shotgun), a DarkStar action figure (Can't be seen because it's enclosed in the "Wall of Ignorance", and the Mike Wong afction figure, complete with lightsaber, and prono magazines.
How about a data_link figure, complete with "gutting shep with dull knife" action?

Or an Evil Sadistic Bastard action figure, with ravaged nubile nymphs at his feet, all manner of nasty guns in his tentacles, and the heads of trolls on a big pole in the background.