What pisses you off

[Anarchist Bunny]

Rant day.

1) On the local news they were doing a call in segment about a bunch of dumbass's saying reading Harry Potter in school was a vilation of the seperation of Church and State, because it promotes witchcraft. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU INBRED BRAINLESS AND BRAINWASHED(somehow) FUNDIES! HARRY FUCKING POTTER IS A FANTASY STORY. FUCKING STORY. And ever single fucking one of the caller in's said that if they couldn't have prayer in school then they shouldn't have HP. FUCK YOU! You can have prayer in school, but not organized fucking prayer. These are the shitheads that think prayer in fucking school would solve all of the world's problems. ALL IT WOULD DO WOULD OPRESS THOSE THAT ARE NOT CHRISTIAN YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKS!!!!!!!!!

2) Movie industry. Stop fucking with a good script, I've talked about this several times before, the Jason X script was very good. It was damn good, it was funny but not when it was suppose to be scary. They cut all that out. Instead of the student having a real feelings for the teacher they just changed in into a perversed sex fiend taking advantage of the teacher's odd fetishes. They made Jason worth not in scientific value, but in collectablity, which made little sense when lives were lost over it. They had Jason kill a holograph of his mother, it showed how he had gone from how he started the killing, revenge for his mother, to just a insane killing machine, replaced that with him killing a couple of campers with the most gratuitous nudity ever. The only campiness was in making fun of the series as a whole, changed in to just utter fucking crap. I could go on.

3)Creationists

4) Those losers that go on the internet, says their L337 H@X0R$ and that they'll find out were you live, go to your house and kick your ass. Look dipshit, no ones buying it. If you really were that tough you wouldn't be on the internet, threatening complete strangers, and talking about how cool you are. You so fuckingly obviously not.

5) People who threaten me with hacking cause I beat them at StarCraft. Example, I was playing a arena game, all but 2 people quit. I got 2 queens, a sci vessel, and a defiler. I used these very effectively to completely locking him down from doing an ounce of damage to me. Apparently I'm a "cheating bastard" and he's gonna "hack you, queer", just because he's an idiot and I know how to use spell casters effectively and he's a comlete idiot, I'm a cheating homosexual? WTF did your momma do when she was pregnant with you? Crack? Booze? Seriouly.

[Vertigo1]

*passes bunny a box of chill pills*

You need these more than I do.

[Anarchist Bunny]

*passes bunny a box of chill pills*

You need these more than I do.

Yeah, well it started when I saw the news thing about the Harry Potter and just stewed in hate all day.

[Malecoda]

Spam, people talking with cell phones in cars, preps, dumbasses, Fundies, and more spam.

Oooh, you helped me remember something that pisses me off. It's the justice system, at times. This will lead to several things that piss me off...

Last month or so, a Bulgarian couple and their 2 kids were on I-5 when their Honda failed and stalled out. A woman plowed into them and killed them all. Last week, the prosecutor announced that she was getting off, scott fucking free. She was speeding and talking on a cell phone, but they said they didn't even "have enough evidence" to charge her with negligent driving, let alone VH! She was speeding and on the phone, and the day before yesterday, the front page headline read "Cell phone useage linked to deadlier roadways". Oh, REALLY? They just now figured out that cell phone use may be something to write a negligent driving ticket for? Also, the media making it a big deal of the fact that she was in an SUV. The stories are slanted against SUVs. Yes, SUVs are big, stupid, indulgent luxury townhouses on wheels. But if she had turned their Honda into the fireball that it was in a Saab, would they be writing with an anti-Saab bias? Would we be pondering Saab legislation? It doesn't matter what she drove. She deserves a vehicular homicide charge. But they can't even charge her with recklessness, which the State Patrol made 3 recommendations for!

[Pu-239]

Microsoft
Entertainment industries
Oil Industry+Bush & Co.
Social Conservatives
Fundamentalists
People who make me feel guilty- for example people say to me that it is not right to insult fundies because that is what they were brought up with and believe.
Gay Bashing Fundie Morons who make up a good percent of my state (I live in Virginia)
George Bush
Companies that do not follow standards
Linux RPM packages -Source tarballs all the way!!!!
Linux bashers
My crap computer with no OpenGL support under Linux- i740 sucks
My sister
People at school
Athletes
The average voter
Fritz Hollings, RIAA, MPAA, and Co.
comp.os.ms-windows.advocacy

[haas mark]

I can quite easily say that being depressed pisses me off.

People that refuse to step outside their comfort zone.

Catholic-bashing.

Mac users.

Gay-bashing.

The cold.

People that turn mousepads sideways.

"Cannot find server" errors.

404 errors.

When I have to shut off IE and it marks everything read.

George W Bush

Fundies

Trolls

People that accuse me of trolling 24/7 *glare*

People that refuse to attempt RPing well

People that are pushy

Not being able to say "Slow down" in Spanish

My roommate

All my prejudices

When the enter key only processes once when I hit it twice

Many other things

[Crayz9000]

All those Is there porn on your computer, and Evendence Erasers ads, more annoying then normal spam, one I just saw accually ad a picture of my C-Drive folder.

You wouldn't if you weren't using Internet Explorer. All that is is a I-frame linked to C:\. You won't see any computer other than your own; it's not visible to anyone else.

In other words, a cheap trick to get people to use their pathetic "privacy" programs. I don't care how good they say their product is... I will not get it if they use misleading advertising like that.

[Lord Pounder]

Terrorists in goverment,
Morons in goverment
Star Trek
the fact thatthe ringer on my fecking mobile phone broke,
Rap music ( i prefer to think of it as C-rap)
Manufactured bands
assholes that get money for nothing, (see the previous 2 mentions)
Translink (you would expect a bus company to atleast try and stay within hald an hour of it's published timetable)
Civil servents
the fact that my g/f lives in england
the fact my g/f is a slight troll
the fact that i can't get a job that pays me what i'm worth
Irish/americans supporting irish terrorists while condeming islamic terrorists.
assholes who debate with you then refuse to provide any evidence to back their mad claims
the fact that most nice woman insist on dating bastards
the sentence "I only think of you as a friend....."

is that enough?

[Raoul Duke, Jr.]

What pisses me off (short list):

People who insist on minding my business. Conformists (a.k.a. Sheeple). Anything or anyone who tries to anthropomorphize animals, vegetables, minerals, etc. (Disney animal characters -- when was the last time you saw a horse with fucking eyebrows?) People who try to tell me that lame shit is "coo. and cool shit is wrong. Pop-ups. Spam. Basically it comes down to three things: Liars, thieves and people who lie about being thieves.

[Jim Raynor]

1. Public bathrooms and the people who fuck them up.
2. Closed-minded people who put up a wall of ignorance and block out all logic.
3. Musical cell-phones.
4. Racists
5. Bigoted religious people who can't understand anything outside their own religion.
6. Poser kids who pretend they're older or more ghetto than they really are.
7. Sissy boybands and other celebrities who women find to be soooo cute for some odd reason.
8. Stuck up movie critics who praise all the boring arthouse movies instead of the ones real people actually like.

[Anarchist Bunny]

All those Is there porn on your computer, and Evendence Erasers ads, more annoying then normal spam, one I just saw accually ad a picture of my C-Drive folder.

You wouldn't if you weren't using Internet Explorer. All that is is a I-frame linked to C:\. You won't see any computer other than your own; it's not visible to anyone else.

In other words, a cheap trick to get people to use their pathetic "privacy" programs. I don't care how good they say their product is... I will not get it if they use misleading advertising like that.

I tried to download Opera, but the it said it was giving me a file size larger than what it was suppose to, and I'm on a 56.6k so I'm gonna probly try downloading it again later, when I'm bored of the internet.

[Crayz9000]

I tried to download Opera, but the it said it was giving me a file size larger than what it was suppose to, and I'm on a 56.6k so I'm gonna probly try downloading it again later, when I'm bored of the internet.

*shrug*

I only have Opera 7 installed for web design purposes. I personally don't like its multiple document interface style; it's just kind of clunky.

My main browser is Mozilla; they recently came out with 1.2 final, which fortunately has ironed out most of the bugs that plagued the alpha and beta versions. And once you get used to tabbed browsing, you don't want to get rid of it; it's less clumsy than a full MDI (like Opera) but a hell of a lot better than what IE does when you look at dozens of pages simultaneously.

[Dalton]

My main browser is Mozilla; they recently came out with 1.2 final, which fortunately has ironed out most of the bugs that plagued the alpha and beta versions. And once you get used to tabbed browsing, you don't want to get rid of it; it's less clumsy than a full MDI (like Opera) but a hell of a lot better than what IE does when you look at dozens of pages simultaneously.

Oh shit, new Mozilla? Sweet.

What's Multizilla BTW?

[Crayz9000]

Oh shit, new Mozilla? Sweet.

What's Multizilla BTW?

Huh?

I was referring to tabbed browsing in Mozilla, and comparing it with Opera's multiple-window scheme. Tabbed browsing rules.

(And I love using Phoenix on lab machines that won't let you install stuff, too )

[victorhadin]

Rantage:

Society. What is it, what does it do and how does it piss me off?

Well the first two are easy enough not to bother with, so I'll focus on the third.
Let's start.

One aspect of society that frequently serves to puzzle and irritate is the development of trends that really make no sense.
'Cool'. What is it, how do I get it and why should I want it? -Respectively, I dunno, I dunno and I don't. The word 'cool' is an irritation in itself. It means something is chilly, cold, at low temperature. The aspect of the word that means, in some way, trendy never ceases to annoy me.

Why?

Because it makes no sense. For some reason, being a hard working guy with a suit and possibly a dog called Toby, -maybe a Retriever-, is the very pinnacle of 'not cool' and being a lazy worthless good-for-nothing, aspire-to-nothing parasite is the very essence of it.

Cool = lazy?

'Cool' apparently connects with 'chilled out', which is all very well and good. I can chill out just fine. I do it once a day with my eyes closed without even trying; I can even do it awake if I try, but I wouldn't want to do it all the time, which is what, it seems, I am expected to do to qualify.
Think about this. That basically connects the 'cool' with my first definition; the worthless pile of sh*t who sits around and does nothing and expects everything.
Get this; you're not trendy, you're just pure lowest-common-denominator. You are too low to even qualify for working-class hero. You are the guy with no ambition, and people need ambition to ever accomplish anything, ever.
This infuriates me.
And get this; some people, some people, are SO chilled-out and SO laid back that they feel that keeping their mouth closed when eating something or chewing is an unnecessary waste of effort. There is only one word for these people.

Scummy, sh*t-eating pieces of turd on the sole of society's scuffed dirt-covered boot.

OK, fifteen words, but you get the point. I shall make it clear for you, for this is the ultimate irritation:




CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED, YOU UTTER, UTTER WANKERS!



With food this is bad enough, but with chewing gum it is worse. And why do they chew it? There is only one good use for chewing gum; freshening your breath. That is it. One piece of minty-flavoured gum will make your breath lovely and minty for some time. This is good.
-But tell me; do you really need a whole packet of gum, chewed bit-by-bit over the period of eternity to freshen your halitosis?
No.
And why, why must people get the horrific idea that not only is gum to be chewed for the sole enjoyment of gum-chewing, but that they must do it with their mouths open is beyond me. It is insulting to my ears and my temperment and just begs them to be punched forcefully in the face, for, you see, as I said I am not as chilled-out and laid-back as they.

Think about it. There is a lapse in conversation or anything to do. A person is standing around with nothing else on their mind, so of course they think:
Ho! I think a session of gum-chewing will alleviate this period of boredom and lack of jaw exercise!
Why? They could be mulling quietly to themselves, thinking of matters philosophical, political or creative, or simply thinking of an interesting tune which they like but instead they open their big gobs and chuck in some rubbery crap only really suitable for sticking things to other things, and poorly at that. They will sit or stand and chew their inedible crap as noisily as possible, severely annoying me. People who do this in the confines of an elevator are doubly evil and deserve shooting. In the groin.



To summarise, I despise society and it's insufferable opinion that being trendy or laid-back should in any way endorse the lazy and noisy chewing of gum. Gum is evil. Society is scum. Damn society.

[jegs2]

It's a pretty simple question.

1. Folks who drive like idiots.
2. Junior officers who question my orders.
3. Pointless e-mails.
4. Liars.
5. Most drivers of Ford F-150's.
6. Small white "yip" dogs.
7. Fair-weather fans.
8. Road construction when I'm running late for work.
9. Bicyclists and runners who feel they own the road.
10. Fools on crotch rockets

[salm]

display of total lack of discipline:
for example these ultra fat chicks who come out of the lecture and the first thing they do is light up a cigarette and then start shoving sweets down their fat covered throats.

cell phones going off during lectures

people who talk answer their cell phones during lectures

cell phones in general

[victorhadin]

display of total lack of discipline:
for example these ultra fat chicks who come out of the lecture and the first thing they do is light up a cigarette and then start shoving sweets down their fat covered throats.

That's a bit unfair, surely?

[victorhadin]

Crotch rocket?

[salm]

display of total lack of discipline:
for example these ultra fat chicks who come out of the lecture and the first thing they do is light up a cigarette and then start shoving sweets down their fat covered throats.

That's a bit unfair, surely?

why?

[victorhadin]

It just strikes me as such, although perhaps I just read it like that.

We have no shortage of food in our society; it is the individual's choice to manipulate their input as they wish. Why should you feel that you have a right to criticise?


-Yes. It's entirely subjective of course, and my fury at people chewing loudly is every bit as irrational, but hey.

[Tsyroc]

Crotch rocket?

That would be a high performance "racing style" street motorcycle like the Ninja etc...

[victorhadin]

Ah. I suspected that much. Cheers.

[salm]

It just strikes me as such, although perhaps I just read it like that.

We have no shortage of food in our society; it is the individuals choice to manipulate their input as they wish. Why should you feel that you have a right to criticise?


-Yes. It's entirely subjective of course, and my fury at people chewing loudly is every bit as irrational, but hey.

of course it´s their right to get fat. i dont have any problems with the fatness itself either. their problem, not mine.
it´s, as said above, the lack of discipline.
another example:
2 days ago i was sitting on a bench waiting for the train. this fat, about 40 year old woman walks up and asks if i could move so she can sit down.
the only thing she would have needed to do was walk 1 meter more and sit on the free part of the bench right next to me.
i was tired and didnt want to argue so i moved because that was probably the less annoying option.
so she sits down next to me starts gobbling down a huge box of chocolates.
hell, she´s already to fat to walk this one meter! why does eat even more of that stuff???

[victorhadin]

Ah well if we're talking laziness then fair enough. I fairly well outlined that in my previous rant.



But hey, why not add more:

*False authority. "Look Mr. Security Gaurd, I left my coat in that room and its only been locked a couple of minutes. Stop being a dick." "You are my superior in title only and have no authority to change my working hours. Don't assume to." etc.
*Assumptions of equality. -I am not on a level playing field with the vast majority of humanity and neither is it itself. I do not intend to assume that anyone I meet will be my physical, intellectual or social equal, one way or the other. I don't want others believing I am theirs before they know me either.
*Assumptions of superiority. Snobs, in other words. I dress like a cheapskate because I am a cheapskate. It doesn't make me less intelligent than the berk in overpriced designer gear who is being condescending.
*People who say it is wrong for me to, say, eat meat. Tough. Go have a tofu bar or something.
*People who outright despise public transport and wish it could be eliminated. -It isn't that bad, you know?
*People who think that earning more means that you have cheated society in some way.
*People who think that factory workers should be paid as much as chartered engineers.
*People who think tropical fish are boring.