Signs of Kristinmas

[Ted]

Nor will I.
My Christmas presents will be 400 push-ups from my drill instructor and 50 rounds around the parade square by my sergeant.

Life is good, isn't it?

What army you in?

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Ouch.

I'll be sure to have a hearty laugh at your expence that day.

[Ghost Rider]

However, my cooking skills are somewhat lacking. I'm really great at spaghetti and other pasta dishes, and I make a mean tuna-melt, but other than like three other dishes, that's about all I can do. *shrug* It's really a pity, since cooking is a hell of a lot more practical.

Ah, well. I'll just have to find myself a man who cooks well...ooh, and maybe does laundry too...and cleaning! Yes..yes...*rubs hands together* Excellent idea, self.

Cool you can bake...and yeah some of us(heck I say most) can do such.

I myself cook better than Bake.

I mean I can do a full 4-7 course meal...plan for the ingredients and the time of a variety of cuisines(some common...some odd...like not just one chinese style but a couple, which is one of the few things my dad ever taught me)

My baking...well....um they come out well enough but I don't have for some reaon the notion of how to bake say Cookies...

I mean I use the right ingredients but as for that extra knack...no such luck...I guess it comes down to I can't alter and taste on the spot.

As for cleaning and laundry...I can do it...but that's more inside because of being alone with two shedding kitties than much else.

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Well, I can't really cook, but I can do all that other stuff.

[Evil Sadistic Bastard]

Nor will I.
My Christmas presents will be 400 push-ups from my drill instructor and 50 rounds around the parade square by my sergeant.

Life is good, isn't it?

What army you in?

Da Singapore Armed Forces.

But guys, the important thing is that you have a good time. I'll be back from time to time, to check on things.